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One Point Dares

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected
sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

Three Point Dares

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout 'email'.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit,
it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then
wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
p*rnography web sites.

Five Point Dares

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake
conversation with the words, 'she can abort it for all I care'.
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash
each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a swastika.
15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough
embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll
see you tonight".

that is awesome dude....haha

very nice bear

bear did ya try them all?

personally i tried some of it

no joke

i know, that poor photocopy machine never saw it comming

Jeevan wrote:bear did ya try them all?

nothing i post goes up with out my personal seal of approval. How could I approve something without fully experiencing it.

This is my favourite one !!!

11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.

When I decide to leave my present job, I will try to do this. Just want to see my boss's face

bear wrote:One Point Dares

6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.

Im gonna try this one later and will let you know on Sunday what happens...

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

love to try that on the news room guys....hahahaha...

constantine wrote:5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

love to try that on the news room guys....hahahaha...

I have done this... and would only suggest it i you don't have to be around them, unless you don't work in media.


Media people get way too tense when they are hyper.

bear wrote:

constantine wrote:5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

love to try that on the news room guys....hahahaha...

I have done this... and would only suggest it i you don't have to be around them, unless you don't work in media.


Media people get way too tense when they are hyper.

i do work in media...and you should see the heavy dependancy on coffee and ciggis....imagine 8 cups of coffee and 3 packs of marlboro reds for some of the news guys i work with...take away coffee and you've got them reporting the weather is nice and cold today

hahaha Fantastic bear..
lmao...

How abt keepin a team game in DF with all these dares.

haha atleast those dares which wont end u up in jail.

We can keep it at some shopping mall or some place like that
with some more wacky ones..

St.Lucifer wrote:hahaha Fantastic bear..
lmao...

How abt keepin a team game in DF with all these dares.

haha atleast those dares which wont end u up in jail.

We can keep it at some shopping mall or some place like that
with some more wacky ones..

I'm always up for barely legal frolicking

lol..i did a couple of those....

this is funny sh*t