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Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch
private, 3-pound left testicle, 3-pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down
and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall,
I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20-inch private, my left testicle weighs 3
pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner
Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?! !... Sweet Jesus, I thought you
said,
'Turn Around'."

LMAO

Jeevan,

Us "baldies" have gotta laugh. Like your Av by the way.

thanks yorky

Rude , stupid Jerk all ur posts are impolite

^^^^^^^^^^ Corcs, you talking about poor little old me?

no yorky

i just remove that tossers nismo's posts thats what corcs was referring too

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, OK. For a minute I was feeling "unloved"

Nah matey, u are much loved. Awww... feel the love...

Nismo your post made me sick. Corcs blot it from your mind.

This man is going down.

yorky500 wrote:^^^^^^^^^^ Corcs, you talking about poor little old me?

Nooooooooo ofcourse not dear .... NEVER ..You know i respect u so much .. i was talking about nismo but obvioulsy someone deleted what he wrote ... he sent me a rude pm and i informed the mods

thanks B-lady ... he will go down thats for sure and the mods of this section , Zooter or arnie or smartd will delete his rude post ...

Edited by Mod ********************


Hey Nismo,

What is your problem, let Corcs alone, you wanna go after someone try Jamal or Ish in the FC

thanks SG dear ,he is a wanna be with pathetic life , and very low so i wont reply to his posts

and nismo , stop sending rude pms ,... Grow up be a man

thank u mods ..i appreciate it

Good grief this Nismo guy dont give up, should banish him to the fc where he would be in good company.

one of Nismos Pms:

From: nismo
To: Corcovado
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:12 pm
Subject: the more lebanese die in the hand of jews , the more i laugh
the more lebanese die in the hand of jews , the more i laugh

nismo, if being an internet warrior and disrespecting people is the best part of your day I have nothing but pity for you.

Corcovado wrote:one of Nismos Pms:

From: nismo
To: Corcovado
Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:12 pm
Subject: the more lebanese die in the hand of jews , the more i laugh
the more lebanese die in the hand of jews , the more i laugh

Did you read the note from Arnie?

This guy is a real sicko.

geez its taken me half an hour to clear up his crap

arniegang wrote:geez its taken me half an hour to clear up his crap

wow our super mod .... tattaa tatattataa huming superman tone ... thanks arnie

your welcome please see my announcement in general

Corcovado wrote:

arniegang wrote:geez its taken me half an hour to clear up his crap

wow our super mod .... tattaa tatattataa huming superman tone ... thanks arnie

Arnie the caped crusader

Corc just delete his PMs without reading them...

Really not worth it to get pissed over this

Nick81 wrote:Corc just delete his PMs without reading them...

Really not worth it to get pissed over this

i didnt care about his stypid low words , but having special fun in seeing lebanese people die this i cant tolerate

Corcovado wrote:

Nick81 wrote:Corc just delete his PMs without reading them...

Really not worth it to get pissed over this

i didnt care about his stypid low words , but having special fun in seeing lebanese people die this i cant tolerate

I can't either! But he's an idiot! Do you think his posts will affect anything in our lives?? Just ignore him. He's most prolly some four-eyed fatty dork (no offense if it applies to someone else here ) trying to act tough on the net. I've already said this countless times! Just tell yourself how pathetic this guy's situation is and skip his posts when browsing the forums!

Yalla you're better than this girl! Ignore the fool!

who is the real loser us mods who can do nothing abt this guy or this loser who is like 10 yr old kid posting same crap all over?

and BTW corc i sent pm to nismo

Yo teenage tosser,

Loser u r I know by the way u right u dont know how to talk an dwin heart of women, u must be either b a teenager who didnt reach puberty or a eununch.

Your new avatar kicks ass man

Nismo ... STOP SENDING PMS ...ur such a coward snips thank u dear