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Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I shot
2----I ate
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I fell in love with
6----I murdered
7----I gave my number to
8----I gave a slap to
9----I laughed on
10---I bitched out
11---I ditched
12---I humped

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Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------a homeless guy
2--------your best friends girlfriend
3--------a banana
4--------a fork
5--------a mexican
6--------a gangster
7--------a ninja
8--------an ipod
9--------my best friends boyfriend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------my spider
13-------the computer
14-------my science teacher
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a jones soda
18-------a llama
19-------a pickle
20-------a stuffed animal
21-------a permenant marker
22-------a policeman
23-------a candle
24-------a baseball bat
25-------my pshyciatrist
26-------my brother' crush
27-------my sister's crush
28-------a football player
29-------a dvd player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-------because I was high.
Black-------because I was drunk.
Pink--------because Im a homosexual.
Red---------because the voices told me to.
Blue--------because I cant control myself.
Green-------because I hate myself.
Purple------because Im insane.
Gray--------because thats how I roll.
Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------because I hate my family.
Other-------because I am bored.
none--------because Im sexy and I do what I want



Duh join them together!

ewwww

I ate, my dog, because I am bored. ~ !

I sang to a paperclip because i was high

sounds very much like something you do

easternjewel wrote:sounds very much like something you do

and you are wearing "other" color .. interesting !!!!

I laughed on my psychiatrist because that's how I roll

MaaaD wrote:

easternjewel wrote:sounds very much like something you do

and you are wearing "other" color .. interesting !!!!

hehe even more interesting when you "look" at it !

I fell in love with a Mexican because Im fun and I do what I want

Awww, sounds yum

"I smacked "a DVD Player" because I can't control myself."

I fell in love with my best friends boyfriend because thats how I roll....

nyeeeee!

I laughed on a candle because thats how I roll

what a nice idea easternjewel
took away my sunday blues

I gave a slap to a baseball bat because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Now if only that could happen in reality

I gave a slap to my science teacher because Im fun and I do what I want.

I laughed on an ipod because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

(...I wish someone will give me 1MUSD hee hee)

i sang to a mexican because i was drunk

I gave my number to a candle because I was high.

This is not funny, I do it all the time

I ate a pickle because the voices told me...

(i see dead pickle...)

pinoy1 wrote:I ate a pickle because the voices told me...

(i see dead pickle...)

I gave a slap to my best friend's boyfriend because I'm a fun.

more more more

i fell in love with a gangester because i was drunk

i laughed on my brothers crush because i was drunk...


dang!! and brilliant!!

Corcovado wrote:i fell in love with a gangester because i was drunk

har har har so dont get drunk corcs hihihi

constantine wrote:i laughed on my brothers crush because i was drunk...


dang!! and brilliant!!

dont be pulling off any tricks at the wedding dude

Sara1983 wrote::lol: "I smacked "a DVD Player" because I can't control myself."

Wow we share the same birthday...
actually a goodone EJ.. Props..

I bitched out my dig because I am a fun

weary_heart wrote:

Corcovado wrote:i fell in love with a gangester because i was drunk

har har har so dont get drunk corcs hihihi

Never ever hehehe

MaaaD wrote:

constantine wrote:i laughed on my brothers crush because i was drunk...


dang!! and brilliant!!

dont be pulling off any tricks at the wedding dude

yeah have to be a bit steady...as my brother in real life is indeed getting married soon....yeah MAAD i am on orange juice alert...hahaha

did a hand stand