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Brian Teaser Apr 14, 2005
Two Chinese people who have never seen each other meet at the London Chinese Embassy. They decide to have drinks together at a nearby bar. One of them is the father of the other one's son. How is this possible?


Hint: They both have a dog

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Apr 14, 2005
Is the other dude's son his biological son also?
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Apr 14, 2005
Asians all look a like anyway...
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Apr 15, 2005
Answer:

They both blind that's why they have never seen each other

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Apr 25, 2005
Glory wrote:Asians all look a like anyway...


yeah right were nice and pretty :wink:
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Apr 27, 2005
Laila i thought u were bengali?! Gurl Make up ur mind!
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Apr 29, 2005
i am bengali .you can call all people from south east asia a paki but most people these days use it just on pakistanis.
either way its a nasty word and should not be used.
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Apr 30, 2005
I'm surprised there was no dramatic reaction to the comments on Pakistanis smelling bad, which did sound a bit racist.

I did raise the issue of certain cultures smelling bad due to ingredients in their traditional food though once on my forums. It can be explained but people shouldn't generalise.
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May 04, 2005
laila k m wrote:gott damn it, i eat chicken tandoori yes yes and i do shitt after... and den i sheeke my head when i tauk, and i never cutt my hair and i never wash it... i like my turban....


firstly what the hell is all that about?

secondly i'm bengali u tweet our tradition food is nothing like the things served in a indian reaturant.so whats with the tandoori chicken?

i'm muslim so nobody in my family wears turbans .


Yeah liban has poor sight but good sense of olfactory. He can recognize Cheese by smelling but gets confused how to distinguish between sikhs, pak or beng or sri or ethopian - cos they all smell the same! I guess like dog he went sniffing near those ppl trying to get unique smell to distinguish when he spanked! and then he started severly crticizing these ppl! :lol:
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May 04, 2005
C'mon leila I was just joking... Admittadly in bad taste, I am sunni muslim too and I salute you and didn't wish to offend. I apologize. :cry:
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May 04, 2005
I had chicken Jalfrezi with rice and naan last night.

Yummy.
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May 04, 2005
Indian break (naan I think?) rocks... It is so very good but God is it ever fattening... I don't usually eat Indian food all that much (it sucks in Canada) but that bread I just cannot get enough of it...

Oh God... Now I have to clean all the drool of my laptop... Sheesh!! :P
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Jun 10, 2005
glad u enjoy it.
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Jun 10, 2005
laila k m wrote:glad u enjoy it.


Yeah guys laila once invited moi to her house and fed moi with loads of nan but still I was hungry for something that teen didnt get it ... :lol:
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Jun 10, 2005
No need to be racist Liban and oversimplify the whole community
Don’t be fastidious about differnet ethnic groups
In case you have not noticed the forum is chock-full different racial groups
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Is that u? Jun 10, 2005
Iz that ur real face mizz? If yes U are ho-ho-hot! :D
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Re: Is that u? Jun 10, 2005
sniper420 wrote:Iz that ur real face mizz? If yes U are ho-ho-hot! :D


:? Guys are animals !!!!
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Re: Is that u? Jun 10, 2005
FeiPo wrote:
sniper420 wrote:Iz that ur real face mizz? If yes U are ho-ho-hot! :D


:? Guys are animals !!!!


Homo-sapiens are animals didnt you know that? :lol:
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Jun 10, 2005
Animal... grrrr :twisted:
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Jun 10, 2005
Guys are animals

yeah


DOGS
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Jun 10, 2005
laila k m wrote:Guys are animals

yeah


DOGS


Well if we are dogs that makes the women ..... :lol:
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Jun 10, 2005
sniper420 wrote:
laila k m wrote:Guys are animals

yeah


DOGS


Well if we are dogs that makes the women ..... :lol:



... A leila?? :shock:
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Jun 11, 2005
if u were on about me u spelt my name wrong
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Jun 12, 2005
laila k m wrote:if u were on about me u spelt my name wrong


Yeah u spelt laila darling spelling wrong. I bet your pardon laila darling we dogs arent good typists but we are good during heat period! :lol:
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Jun 12, 2005
WOOF WOOF WOOF... Mating time in 1...2...3...Let the games begin....
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