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My Ideal Partner Jun 09, 2005
I'm sure everyone of us has criteria for our personal ideal mate , whateva it is... accdg to looks, attitude, status in life, family background, race etc..... or even the exact person..name it. Feel free to share :wink:

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Jun 09, 2005
Vin Diesel!
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Jun 09, 2005
Vin Diesel is one ugly fook...
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FeiPo wrote:Vin Diesel!


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or after having just seen Mr & Mrs Smith = Angelina Jolie looked stunning in that movie. She was sooooooooooooooooooooo god damn sexy.
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Jun 09, 2005
yes kelly hu and angie !!! You can have a dream about them tonite!!!
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Jun 10, 2005
Brad Pitt !
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FeiPo wrote:Vin Diesel!


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or after having just seen Mr & Mrs Smith = Angelina Jolie looked stunning in that movie. She was sooooooooooooooooooooo god damn fun.


Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing) :lol:
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Re: My Ideal Partner Jun 10, 2005
sweet mary wrote:I'm sure everyone of us has criteria for our personal ideal mate , whateva it is... accdg to looks, attitude, status in life, family background, race etc..... or even the exact person..name it. Feel free to share :wink:


My mom said she would chose pour moi. So I haven't much option left.
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yorky500 wrote:
FeiPo wrote:Vin Diesel!


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or after having just seen Mr & Mrs Smith = Angelina Jolie looked stunning in that movie. She was sooooooooooooooooooooo god damn fun.


Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing) :lol:


Nothing wrong with being horizontal! Women can still get on top!
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yorky500 wrote:
sniper420 wrote:
yorky500 wrote:
Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing) :lol:


Nothing wrong with being horizontal! Women can still get on top!


Umm... 10 degrees from vertical makes it horizontal?? :?

Correct me if I am wrong MR. YORKY THE ENGINEER. But your horizontal ding-a-ling should be at 90 degrees.... :shock:
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Liban wrote:
yorky500 wrote:
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yorky500 wrote:
Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing) :lol:


Nothing wrong with being horizontal! Women can still get on top!


Umm... 10 degrees from vertical makes it horizontal?? :?

Correct me if I am wrong MR. YORKY THE ENGINEER. But your horizontal ding-a-ling should be at 90 degrees.... :shock:


HAHAHAHA! You caught him well Liban! What kind of engineer r u yorky?
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Jun 10, 2005
Probably a sanitary engineer... :P
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Liban wrote:Probably a sanitary engineer... :P


YAk yak yak! That explains alot where the photo of "his" car was taken near Municipality building. The car belongs to his boss. :lol:
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Jun 10, 2005
LOL.... His car is the pickup (that most Indians drive) in one of the photos...
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Liban wrote:LOL.... His car is the pickup (that most Indians drive) in one of the photos...


pick up is not bad at all! Suits his style! :lol:
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Jun 10, 2005
He has a style??? :?
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Jun 11, 2005
Vin Diesel!!!
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Jun 11, 2005
Sniper420 assumed i was standing! I said, nothing wrong with being horizontal. As in me being horizontal!
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hahaha! Jun 11, 2005
let me smile first...mwa!ha!ha!ha!
( sory for imitating your laugh SHAKIRA...)

IDEAL PARTNER?

he must be....YUMMY,DELICIOUS..PALATABLE and
(yes..im, describing a man...my ideal man..)
AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS of course!

just Like JOHNNY DEPP...
just like JIM CAVIEZEL...
just like BEN AFFLECK...
just like RYAN PHILLIPE
just like ETHAN HAWKE

and of course

just like that DJ at _ _ _ FM: _,_,_,_,_,H ( fill in the blanks)

and again...mwa!ha!ha!ha!
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countess yayie wrote:let me smile first...mwa!ha!ha!ha!
( sory for imitating your laugh SHAKIRA...)

IDEAL PARTNER?

he must be....YUMMY,DELICIOUS..PALATABLE and
(yes..im, describing a man...my ideal man..)
AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS of course!

just Like JOHNNY DEPP...
just like JIM CAVIEZEL...
just like BEN AFFLECK...
just like RYAN PHILLIPE
just like ETHAN HAWKE

and of course

just like that DJ at _ _ _ FM: _,_,_,_,_,H ( fill in the blanks)

and again...mwa!ha!ha!ha!


Are you planning to have a mutant partner? Or are you talking about spreading cream cheese on the pics of those guys you mentoned and lick em!
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My style is a tanned women with blonde hair , hazel eyes , and nice teeth, she has to be tall not too skinny though. let ur imagination play the role .. have anyone seen SIMONE ?? i
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sniper420 wrote:
countess yayie wrote:let me smile first...mwa!ha!ha!ha!
( sory for imitating your laugh SHAKIRA...)

IDEAL PARTNER?

he must be....YUMMY,DELICIOUS..PALATABLE and
(yes..im, describing a man...my ideal man..)
AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS of course!

just Like JOHNNY DEPP...
just like JIM CAVIEZEL...
just like BEN AFFLECK...
just like RYAN PHILLIPE
just like ETHAN HAWKE

and of course

just like that DJ at _ _ _ FM: _,_,_,_,_,H ( fill in the blanks)

and again...mwa!ha!ha!ha!


Are you planning to have a mutant partner? Or are you talking about spreading cream cheese on the pics of those guys you mentoned and lick em!



hmmm...i think cream cheese will be better on you body...
hi!hi!hi! :wink:
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Jun 12, 2005
kilani wrote:My style is a tanned women with blonde hair , hazel eyes , and nice teeth, she has to be tall not too skinny though. let ur imagination play the role .. have anyone seen SIMONE ?? i


There you go trying to hurt Kilana the chimp again... We all know that she is your one true attraction and love...
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My ideal girl woundn't be one of those fake, far removed from society type celebrities. SHe would be what we call, an around the way girl, someone real, and goddamned hot as hell!!!! Spanish(any brown skinned female) who is isn't naive or materalistic.
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countess yayie wrote:
sniper420 wrote:
countess yayie wrote:let me smile first...mwa!ha!ha!ha!
( sory for imitating your laugh SHAKIRA...)

IDEAL PARTNER?

he must be....YUMMY,DELICIOUS..PALATABLE and
(yes..im, describing a man...my ideal man..)
AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS of course!

just Like JOHNNY DEPP...
just like JIM CAVIEZEL...
just like BEN AFFLECK...
just like RYAN PHILLIPE
just like ETHAN HAWKE

and of course

just like that DJ at _ _ _ FM: _,_,_,_,_,H ( fill in the blanks)

and again...mwa!ha!ha!ha!


Are you planning to have a mutant partner? Or are you talking about spreading cream cheese on the pics of those guys you mentoned and lick em!



hmmm...i think cream cheese will be better on you body...
hi!hi!hi! :wink:



mmmmmmmm I love cream cheese today i hade philadelphia strawberry flava! :D
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Pumpkin Escobar wrote:My ideal girl woundn't be one of those fake, far removed from society type celebrities. SHe would be what we call, an around the way girl, someone real, and goddamned hot as hell!!!! Spanish(any brown skinned female) who is isn't naive or materalistic.


not materlialistic! best of luck mate cos most women in west part are materialistic! :)
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Pumpkin Escobar wrote:My ideal girl woundn't be one of those fake, far removed from society type celebrities. SHe would be what we call, an around the way girl, someone real, and goddamned hot as hell!!!! Spanish(any brown skinned female) who is isn't naive or materalistic.


not materlialistic! best of luck mate cos most women in west part are materialistic! :)


oi! watch it! ;)
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Jun 13, 2005
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Pumpkin Escobar wrote:My ideal girl woundn't be one of those fake, far removed from society type celebrities. SHe would be what we call, an around the way girl, someone real, and goddamned hot as hell!!!! Spanish(any brown skinned female) who is isn't naive or materalistic.


not materlialistic! best of luck mate cos most women in west part are materialistic! :)


oi! watch it! ;)


yeah i will watch if yah show moi something
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kilani wrote:My style is a tanned women with blonde hair , hazel eyes , and nice teeth, she has to be tall not too skinny though. let ur imagination play the role .. have anyone seen SIMONE ?? i



Me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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kilani wrote:My style is a tanned women with blonde hair , hazel eyes , and nice teeth, she has to be tall not too skinny though. let ur imagination play the role .. have anyone seen SIMONE ?? i



Me!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


CONGRATS KILANI you have got the girl of ur dreams! Let the bulldozer roll! :lol:
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