Funny True Story About Muslim Stereotypes

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Re: Funny True Story About Muslim Stereotypes Mar 08, 2012
eh has dropped his guard and is letting his anti-Paki feelings out. FD is barely suppressing his feelings with the last thinly veiled racist comment about Africa. I suspect the 'nigger' jokes are just bubbling under the surface.. how sad.

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There there shaf, you are showing your embarasment being an African. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that, an African living in Africa.
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Hey, I'm not the one with race issues my friend. Keep telling yourself you're not the one with the problem - but you won't convince anyone outside your sad gang.

To quote another poster - 'pathetic'.

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Where is your African pride? Or do you feel superior as a Muslim supremist? Be carefull shaf, more and more people want to take passport away from terrorists, including those donating or providing resources. At least one European politician wants to create a precedent for that.
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Where's the luvre this morning Shafique?
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FD's obsession with analysing others is most creepy. But the projection of the hate that is eating him is mostly sad.

As I said, I'm not the one with a problem with race or not being able to show lurve. FD should chill out and stop the hate and the fantasies.

BM - there is already a thread for your musings about me. ;)

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I still love you shaf!
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Have you run out of French jokes already Shafique?

Golly!
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;) FD - My advice to you is always given with love and kindness! You will feel so much better when you give up the hate and start posting as if you do love others! Try it.

BM - no, I've still got LOADS more cheese-eating, surrender monkey jokes. herve's not laughing though - can't you cheer him up?

Edit: Here's another joke:
The French Government announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use of fireworks at Euro Disney.

The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists.
:mrgreen:

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Golly!

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Is that your attempt at cheering herve up? :D

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How was copper wire invented? Two Dutch people found a nickle.

The latest Belgium invention: an indoor airport

How do you catch a Moroccan? You close the lid of the toilet when he is drinking.

Why shouldn't you leave a Moroccan close to a garbage bin? He might think it's home.

Why is Jesus not born in Belgium? They couldn't find three wise men

What's the favorite Moroccan saying? He who fits the shoe runs out of the store.
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Progress! Those were funny!

:D


Why does Nike like the French Army?
Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.

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Flying Dutchman wrote:How was copper wire invented? Two Dutch people found a nickle.


Errr, I believe it was a penny (made of copper), not "nickle".
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Under king Willim III The Kingdom of the Netherlands started with high quality coins. The 5-cent coin (stuiver) was made of 640/1000 silver, while under Willim I this was 569/1000. Beginning 20th century the Dutch 5-cent coin was produced out of nickel. Under the German occupation the 5-cent coin was made out of zinc. After WWII the bronze was introduced for the coin. The latest version of the stuiver (or stiver in English) was made of 95% copper, 4% tin and 1% zinc. With the introduction of the Euro, the 5 cent coin got a copper outside layer, the coin is 94,35% steel and 5,65 % copper and weighs 3,92 gramms.

Curacao still uses the guilder 5-cent coin.

Apologies or the confusion.
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Credit where credit is due - thanks for that FD, I learnt something there.

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shafique wrote:I learnt something there


You mean you don't know everything? :shock:
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Re: Funny True Story About Muslim Stereotypes Mar 08, 2012
You mean another fantasy of yours about me proves to be just a fantasy? :shock:

Now, granny, do us a favour and limit your posts about me to the thread that's been set aside for it - there's a dear. Yes.. there's a thread for your thoughts about me... ;)

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shafique wrote:Now, granny


Tut tut Shafique! Showing your hatred towards grannies isn't very polite now is it?

And you pretending to be an English gentleman! LOL
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Helping grannies out is what we're taught in the scouts.

So, let me know if you need any more help with your confusion over which thread to post in. Ok dear?

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shafique wrote:Helping grannies out is what we're taught in the scouts


I didn't realise the Scouts had a branch over in the Indian Ocean. Did you get a badge in collecting sea shells? That's well impressive!

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:10 pm ---

shafique wrote:Ok dear?


Now you're even sounding like an Indian.
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Scouts do indeed branches in Mauritius and many, many countries around the world - my father-in-law was a scout leader in fact. You're really not that well read are you granny. :roll:

Now, deary - please try and remember which thread you're posting in. We're now in the 21st century - the twenty first century - it's no longer ok to call the 'darkies' nigger any more you know... ! ;)

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shafique wrote:You're really not that well read are you granny


I'm not into Scouts :D

--- Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:41 pm ---

shafique wrote:it's no longer ok to call the 'darkies' nigger any more you know... !


When was it ok? :?
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Bethsmum wrote:When was it ok?


Back when you were a lass and could buy gollywogs, and Agatha Christie was writing 'Ten Little Niggers' etc. Now, isn't it time for beddy byes? :D :D

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I used to collect Gollywogs! You could send away for enamel ones from Robertsons Jams.

The good old days eh?
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shafique wrote:it's no longer ok to call the 'darkies' nigger any more you know... !


You are so right there Shafique. But its so hard for some people to outgrow the years of brainwashing they have been subjected to. Its no longer enough to have white skin and be born in a particular place by an accident of birth. If anything, this thread has exposed the bigotry of such people. And thats supposed to be 'sense of humour'. Give me a break! :roll:

I have to give you credit Shafique for having stood up against all the shyte. You have shown tolerance and decency when the vilest abuse was hurled at you. You are the better person in my book. Well done. I hope most of your countrymen (and I mean British people) are 'decent human beings', like you. Then that country has some hope :D
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Hopefully most people like shafique take his lead and leave Britain for "greener pastures".

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Why did the pakistani fella cross the road?

to get his 20 metre swimming badge.
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zonker wrote:I have to give you credit Shafique for having stood up against all the shyte.


Thanks zonker.

It is always a challenge to decide whether to ignore or stand up to the bigotry. The open bigotry of herve is sometimes easier to deal with than the thinly veiled vile hatred shown by event horizon, Flying Dutchman and Bethsmum - but it is never far from the surface. I don't always get the balance right, but I try to speak out against injustice generally.

I'm reminded of the quote by Martin Niemöller (a German priest):

First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.



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shafique wrote:'Ten Little Niggers' etc.


Wing Commender Guy Gibson had a dog called Nigger!

My Police Officer cousin says he's not allowed to ask for a black coffee at work, he has to ask for a coffee without milk and he's not allowed to join the white Police Officers Association because they aren't allowed one.

Now that's what I call injustice!

--- Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:53 am ---

First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.


Jeez, I nearly filled up there and I only shed a tear when Miss World is crowned!
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BM, the only racism that is PC, is racism against the white boy.
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