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I think a woman is only asking for it, when she is naked on bed with her legs spread, saying "take me", then I consider a woman is "asking for it". Yuk!! What a turn off that would be! But to each his own :roll: A scantily dressed woman is certainly seeking attention, but I woul...

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I have been looking at "child rapists" and "pedophiles" on the internet today. I dont know whats becoming of the human race! Apparently its quite a spreading disease. There can be nothing more abhorent and cowardly than targetting helpless unprotected people for your own perverte...

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Bethsmum wrote:So that shoots down your theory Zonker.

Well it certainly does BM!

zonker

Lovely song! I like it. I'd like to see you singing it though

zonker

I love her!

"Set Fire to the Rain"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... i7-vnrJD3k

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BM just tell your cousin the Police Officer and give him their car number. I think this is mad behaviour, that can result in a serious accident. I cant understand what sort of kick this couple gets out of driving up and down the M6 in their little car trying to attract the attention of Lorry drivers...

zonker

Hope you remember this one:

A classic!
They Both Reached for the Gun. From the movie version of Chicago!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... BM82Ju2kJU

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BM, a very "Good Morning" to you. I dont think this is inane! A word that has been used several times on these forums. Must remember to look its exact meaning up sometime

BTW, how old is the General now??

zonker

Oh well, I better wish him a Happy Birthday too then.

General A, A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

zonker

The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we’d love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway. Thousands of innocent people i.e human beings, died in those floods! And you tell a joke thats not even funny! What one shoul...

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event horizon , The rescue workers at the Pakistan flood area say that the smell of bodies is unbearable. They expect it to get worse when they start finding the dead ones. Oh the arch-hater is back with more great humour for "the gang"! BM is going to find this hilarious! She PMSLed on h...

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shafique , here's how it was explained to me by a freind years ago: They'll definitely stab you in the back in Europe; when a German does it he will explain to you in detail of why it had to be done; when the Frenchman stabs you, he'll cry a sea of tears with you! But the Brit will say "Knife?...

zonker

How do you save a drowning Cumbria policeman?

Take your foot off his head!

zonker

Bethsmum , Good morning! English is certainly not my 1st language BM. Neither is it my fourth! Giving me 8 out of 10 was nice of you. You have decided to throw in your lot with something like EH! Its plain to all here how full of shyte he is! He is just lightening his load here. I think he might ev...

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Well it seems that we have two gangs here, one with a sense of humour and one with a sense of humour failure. I know which one I'd rather belong to!! And you have opted for the one with the "Sense of Humour Failure Gang"? :oops: Dont tell me you consider EH's jokes as sense of humour! :sh...

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it's no longer ok to call the 'darkies' nigger any more you know... ! You are so right there Shafique. But its so hard for some people to outgrow the years of brainwashing they have been subjected to. Its no longer enough to have white skin and be born in a particular place by an accident of birth....

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I'm with berrin on everything he said about Qadianism. Nailed the f**ker! :D Event Horizon is not a true blue American as he has been pretending for so long. In the other thread where he showed his crassness and extreme poor taste by writing about the floods in Pakistan in a most inhumane way, I ha...

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I absolutely and totally condemn this horrific act Shaf. I remember when it happened. No sane person anywhere can think otherwise! This was an act of total hatred. Unfortunately, hatred appears to be all that the human race can show lately. Look at DF. I was appalled at the joke about the collecting...

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Bethsmum wrote:I thought that was bloody funny! Not as good as EH's though

I dont find any of your 'jokes' the least funny. And I am sure nobody else does either.They are shameful, as Kanelli said.
Yes EH keep them coming for her to PMSL over and reveal the both of you for what you truly are. Two knobs!

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Bethsmum , It can be Zonkers for Shaf! There is no need for you to correct him! BTW, even if Shaf had a double chin, which I never for a moment think he has, that never gives anyone double vision. What a silly thing to say :roll: So you are not doing any more PMSL. Has EH's non-jokes lost their sti...

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Bethsmum wrote:Is it all jokes that upset you Zonker, or just ones about Pakistanis?

You know what upsets me dont you?

zonker

Goodbye BM.

Not all Pakis are bad

zonker

Love all that music!!

I think we should all go and join Shafique on that beach sometime, drinking chilled coconut milk. I hope you dont mind if I add some Vodka to it

Just kidding

And what should we discuss? Religion??

zonker

I really liked both those two songs Bora! The first one was fantastic because of the words and the music!

Here's Ol' Blue Eyes and one of his all time greats:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 1tGdoA6mCc

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Nothing like the sacrifice of a virgin to get the blood flowing!

Igor Stravinsky's "The Rites of Spring Sacrifice."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... m_KRaPt8TQ

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Nucleus ,

I like you Nucleus! You are a man of few words but you hit bulls eye everytime. I like your photography too

zonker

I did not see all the video. I stopped at the stage where he says "there was a primordial dust cloud before the Big Bang and that then condensed and exploded"! Really? :? Thats what scientific endeavour has been aimed at and still there is no clear cut answers so far. Was there only one Bi...

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Thanks BM

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I beleive Chardonnay will get me to Heaven

--- Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:09 am ---

You might find this interesting: "Is there a Creator?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... a4ETlshct4

zonker

"Dont leave me crying again"
Very nice version of an Indian song done by Pakistanis here. The Indian one was from a 1951 movie. The original Music is Lebanese Arabic from 1935!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... dKpZY46jec

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Berrin , As you said in the OP, at best one can be an agnostic. There is no way to either prove or disprove the existence of God. The pendulum has swung from one extreme to the other. As I said, the Universe is unbeleivably complex. Scientists now concede that we know only 1% of all that is out the...

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