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The recent Azerbaijan flight crash took 3 minutes falling out of the sky upside down, sideways and nose first before impact. Imagine being onboard? Exactly my thoughts each time I sit myself down all tensed up, on a comfortable seat inside that huge aluminium/titanium tube! If it begins to fall out...

naughtyalice wrote:Oh yes, I have to speak to Dr Khan. I want to feel his healing hands

I hope you've not made Chocs angry again!

Chocoholic wrote:zonker , LOL I think she's talking about another Dr Khan, not the one I recommended.

Oh my bad Chocs!!
Naughtyalice was talking about her own Dr.Khan, and not your Dr.Khan.
I boobed!

drewpeacock wrote:I fly every weak almost with my emergency plan to jump in the air for the last metre. Will that work?

That'll work. You just need a little practice.

I am going to NYC

I wonder what the incidence of prostition is in Dubai? I remember I was in Dubai back in 2003 attending a Conference in the Jumeirah Beach Hotel. It was the launch of some new product, and the Jumeirah Beach Hotel at that time was the thing. It was billed as a 7 star Hotel! (snigger snigger! There i...

I dont think I was being judgemental there. sage & onion , I know how you love and support Dubai, unfortunately the information in your link is untrue ! Here is something a little more reliable and current: http://ca.askmen.com/fine_living/travel_archive_200/202_understanding-hotel-star-and-diam...

An interesting version of this song on You tube, with some interesting spelling mistakes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... Y-cZew2xTc

I hope your lady friend enjoyed her 30 minutes of fun, was she worth the price you paid. I am sure she must have enjoyed it as much as I did! I still remember her after nearly ten years. So she was worth it. Which is more than what I can say for some that I have known for a year and are eminently f...

I am dreaming that there will be a great wedding in Dubai soon, and I am looking forward to an invitation

Well lets adopt a 'wait and see' policy then Sage, shall we?

Nucleus ,

I am a happily married man, Nucleus, though sometimes I have been known to wander a little!
But no chance of a wedding for me

Nucleus , no problems at all! If one marriage is good, do you think 2 are better? :wink: Or is this one area where the law of diminishing returns operates? rudeboy , I am quite sure she was not Luna the Baloona. When I first asked her name she said "The Moon", and she then explained that ...

Well it sounds like you get around Zonker. Do you generally keep in touch with the ladies of the evening who you pay for pleasure or is it just repeat business? Ladies of the evening are probably quick to find customers more eminently forgettable once the transaction is completed I dont know what y...

Flying Dutchman , I dont know anything about prostitutes and prostitution, so cant help you there. :D Bora Bora , you are just twisting my words around for some motive of your own. By 'some' I meant 'some people', not other prostitutes :roll: . I have already said I have no experience with s.e.x wo...

Well, I've said what I had to say Bora. You lot seem to be enjoying each other's jokes so much, let me not spoil your fun! Its the usual DF thing isnt it? :D Have a rollicking time! :lol: I dont have any secrets as far as prostitutes are concerned. And DF's secrets are safe with me. My lips are seal...

I seem to be the focus of your responses in spite of several other people posting. Why is that Zonker? Bora, my thread was about Prostitution in Dubai, and it was you unfortunately who made it personal to me. The thread I started was not about me and Prostitution! :D You go from paying a prostitute...

Flying Dutchman , You have made some very astute observations FD. Especially in your first post on this thread. Its so easy to get fooled by a prostitute, I am sure. When I think back to Luna she was so well dressed and so well educated. You could have knocked me with a feather when it dawned on me...

Yes, the Pakis did it! They won the Cricket Test Series being played at Dubai!
And England was billed as the No.1 Team in the world!

I got it wrong then BM. This was the second match so probably this time they did it in Abu Dhabi?

Well, it is said that, literally, you are what you eat! In about 3 months, most of the cells of our body have been renewed, and the new cells are made up of whatever nourishment you have been feeding them! Thats where the groundwork of many diseases is laid down. The so-called diseases of affluence!...

that certain alcohols are good for you. Chocs, Glycol is an alcohol used in anti-freeze, and Methanol is another alcohol also called methylated spirit. Both are deadly poisonous! The only alcohol fit for human consumption is Ethanol, in low concentrations. At concentrations higher than 70% it kills...

Chocoholic wrote:zonker , So I take it you don't drink then lol

As BM has pointed out, I do Chocs! This will be one of my New Year's resolutions for 2013!

tony89 wrote:so zonker answer this, what's a cross between a plumber and cabinet maker

You dont NOE??

Ask your Watchman

BTW I don't like drunkards on the street Well, you'll have to put up with me for awhile longer BM! I'll be stopping my bad habits in January 2013! :D If I am still alive, that is. Among other things, someone has promised to kill me :wink: tony89 Never under-estimate your watchman! You are not havin...

Bethsmum wrote:Oh no! Mrs Zonker hasn't caught you playing the happy wanderer again has she?

I never discuss Mrs Zonker here

barryob , you were so right! The Pakistanis have done it again! A Whitewash for England!!

I have never seen a ghost. But I had a rather weird experience once. Many years ago I decided (not the first time, and neither the last) to go and save my country. They put me in charge of a project, and gave me a nice house, and a car with a driver. The car was a white Toyota Corona, and the driver...

It'll take a lot of effort to make me smile these days BM. Part of my 'new look'. Look sombre be frivolous! 8) No, actually since I stopped going to the Politics and Religious section of DF, I feel I may start smiling again soon! In fact I feel a smile coming on now. Well, I am only 75% serious ther...

(These English thugs are not Arabs, but rather children or grandchildren of Pakistani immigrants.) You are funny though. Glad these thugs are being locked up - a great shame on their families. Agree with you totally on this Shaf. Looking at their photographs, they look like a bunch of goons from th...

Bethsmum wrote:I hope you are not excusing the behaviour of these men Zonker

Certainly not BM! I hope you have read my post fully.
I would help you with their castration if ever you were granted your wish