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The anthropologist and the behavioral scientist would call it 'Culture'. Thats what the difference is between an Indian and a Pakistani. There are at least 12 different and distinct languages spoken in Pakistan all belonging to the so-called Indo-European family of languages. The diversity inside th...

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Agree with you Shafique. Then add to this recent history: 5 centuries of rule by Moghul Emperors who called themselves Muslim and promoted Islam in India (not the austere and strict Arab Wahabi version that we see now, more Soofism!), followed by 100 or so years of Colonial Brit rule, and then Parti...

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BM, You asked about the difference between a dwarf and a midget. Allow me to enlighten you: in both conditions, there is short stature ;technically it has been defined as 4'10" or less. In a dwarf this short stature is further accompanied by disproportionate limbs to trunk ratio (e.g achondrop...

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too Sage!

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Sandstormlady ,

If you were amused and had a chuckle at all this, you will be required to pay a $10/- donation

This goes towards the welfare of old Forumers

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Dr.Bethsmum , Je t'aime!! :shock: and I hereby banish all the unworthy thoughts that I might have ever entertained about you...... forever!! :D Although you've cornered me with your question about Aspergers and Autism. I need some time to think........ :lol: BlackburnRovers : Are you South Indian s...

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I Won the Lottery!! All of 50 million bucks! How many zeros is that? How am I going to count it? I hope the Bank will do that for me!! Frankly, I have never been much of a believer in any kind of a lottery. I have always looked a little askance on all those people that I see lining up for their lott...

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you too Chocs!

More grease to your elbow in the kitchen on the 25th then. Hope all turns out well!

Tell us about it!

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BM

Little Pakistani friend??

Thats so patronizingly derogatory and sounds so familiar!

So I havent been able to change anything really that you credit me with! Including your views about me.

Anyway, Happy "Whatever" to you too

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Celebrating Christmas with some Black Label. Maybe this will make me a beleiver. If it doesn't I go back to Chivas :mrgreen: Some of the words of this Qawwali translated:" There will never be a day like this ever again; No meeting like this again; There will be a sky, the sun, the moon, and clo...

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Bethsmum , you are funny :lol: You might be pleased to know that they are developing charcoal impregnated underwear, so farts in future may not be associated with the unpleasantness we know as the smells will be filtered out! I have a friend who practices Naturopathic Medicine. She is always tellin...

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My parents chose my calling for me! So I spent the first few years resenting what I was doing. Then one fine morning I realized I was quite enjoying myself. Now, looking back, I loved it :D . And I think the resentment may have been nothing more than insecurity and the fear of failing :o So, I would...

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BM Thank you BM. You never wished me Merry Christmas! You said "Happy Whatever"! I'll get even with you :evil: Just kidding :lol: Here's wishing you a Very Happy New Year 2012!! :D My New Year's wish list (if there is such a thing) would be for you to eat and drink HEALTHY :lol: :lol: Bor...

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Well, another year has passed. And a new one is appearing on the horizon. It will be heralded in with the usual fanfare and resolutions and rejoicing. Though there appears to be less and less to rejoice about. But what really changes? In what way will the dawn of 1st January 2012 be different from t...

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BM

I think I see the logic of what you say now

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BM I noticed that each of the three responders to this post have looked at what I have said from a different angle. Their own. Thats what is so fascinating about humans. Its our brains that does it for us. Or the mind. Or 'conciousness'. You have been trained, another way of saying that you have le...

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Ramy1st ,

Excuse me for butting into this conversation that you are having with these beautiful ladies. It looks like you want to be really busy

You might have a lot to chew on if you get lucky

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Bora Bora ,

Man on man action? Not for me Bora! Eww

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"When I saw your black hair last night, I have been dreaming of nothing else in the dark nights"

Some beautiful people...

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Well, I was in Islamabad in Pakistan a couple of years ago. There is a nice Park close to where I live, and one evening I decided to take a jog there. It was leafy and peaceful, and on the whole I thought I was doing quite well. A little out of breath after 30 minutes, sweating a little, but the bel...

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Well, one less known fact about fizzy drinks is their association with Osteoporosis. Fizzy drinks contain Phosphoric acid. High levels of Phosphorous in the body leads to Calcium loss from the bones! Another ingredient Cafeine interferes with Calcium absorption. And finally, consuming large amounts ...

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Have you ever noticed when you go to see a doctor and there is a waiting area full of patients and the girl at the Reception asks you all these awkward questions? What are you supposed to do? Many people feel quite embarrassed actually to announce their ailment to a roomful of strangers with inquisi...

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Bora Bora , I hope thats not disapproval from you, Bora! You are my favourite poster on DF! Well, one of the few! :D Yes, I miss your posts, I am a secret admirer :lol: Bethsmum , Yes BM, this is almost a true story told to me by a Physician freind. And to give away a little of his trade secrets, t...

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Bethsmum wrote:Two of my favourite pastimes, BBQ'ing (well eating it and I prefer the burnt bits) and soaking by the pool.

Surely you are joking

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Ah the good Professor! What a surprise! :shock: Well, my avatar is self explanatory, so not much to say about it. I came upon the name when I was driving around and reflecting on what I should call myself on DF. And Eureka :idea: The car ahead of me had the word "Jonker" written besides th...

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At last a post of some "real substance"! :D I am glad you feel liberated, naughtyalice, by asking these questions. And I shall be very glad to oblige you by answering them. Here are the questions and their answers: Do I like the ladies with the big boobs? Yes I do :oops: , but only if I li...

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FD

I think you and I are becoming experts in Human Anatomy! Particularly of the female kind. So naughtyalice had better pay close attention to us!!

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flowerpot ,

It seems like the headscarf is blocking your brogress in this world.
My advice: remove the headscarf, and go forth and conquer! I feel you will go far!

And good luck!

BTW, dont tell your husband I told you this!

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naughtyalice , But of course, you can call me Zonker. What else did you have in mind? :D You have touched on some very interesting points. Breast implants have undergone a gradual evolution, and we are now in the 5th Generation of implants which are fairly safe. Gone are the days, that you may have...

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I dont think naughtyalice is taking it lightly. On the contrary, I think she is seriously taking people's views on this forum to make a decison regarding what is a more or less major procedure i.e Boob Surgery. naughtyalice , surgery for the ears is usually done on children who have what is called &...

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