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Beth's mummy why don't you take out your rifle loaded with 5000 posts and shoot me, you are a trained killer...suddenly your keybaord ran out of fuel :lol: I still have to see more BC people than you all. I bet i won't in my entire life. :lol: Can you speak in English please? rat-ay! With 9 posts o...

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Cardiff-by-the-Indus??? I have to protest to the UN about this!

BTW, there was only one Pakistani, according to this story. The other one was a Somali.
How did you produce 2 Pakistanis out of the hat?

zonker

There is a nation wide campaign in Canada to bring more awareness about breast cancer among the younger population, encouraging young people to engage and start talking about a subject that appears to be taboo and scary. Breast cancer is a common disease in women over 40. What is less known is that ...

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Professor Herve, I dont think so

Good attempt
But sorry. The part of Canada this school is located in is all white and Christian. Not that that matters

zonker

Glad to oblige BM. :D Dirty JHAANT is the place you would find RAFAY321 poking his head out of when he was making his first entry on planet earth! And Pubic hair :shock: He has never looked back! Has been having a very good life apparently, till he stumbled on DF and ran foul of you! :P And now he i...

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As I thought Zonker :evil: Dirty JHAANT, indeed, how very rude :shock: I didn't mean to upset him, honest, I just seem to have a gift. :P That was a case of spontaneous combustion BM. A phenomenon not entirely unheard of in certain males of the species! It was not your fault :D And no please! Not a...

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rafay321 wrote:......

Yes, i am half way through the course. I doubt it wil help at the end.
.......

Depends which "end" you're thinking of!

zonker

well I have to fess up to being one of the invitees! Cant keep it down anymore. Yes, I was there! Thank you BM. What a stunning beauty you are. Couldnt keep my eyes off you from the moment you arrived in your chauffeur driven car and throughout the evening. I am afraid I missed half of what you said...

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And in particular the Malyalas of Dubai: changing 'F' to 'P' so 'piptee pio' for fifty five and, and 'penis' for finish!

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This world is a strange place!

http://www.dawn.com/2011/10/28/f1-drive ... verty.html

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Dawn ! Seriously, I doubt you can find anything in the Pakistani media that has anything nice to say about India and vice versa. That is seriously so out of context. But then you never had any pretensions to being the brightest spark on the block. Dawn is a credible paper, but thats besides the poi...

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Ratay321(420?) is a total retard, as I noted on his 9th post on the forum. He is clearly mentally challenged, and it should be (a little bit of) fun to watch him make a fool of himself here. He has already leaked bits and pieces of what he wishes his resume would look like. A CA? I have my doubts! M...

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I dont have any introductory sentence for this one. Just heard it on the car radio many years ago, and found it on youtube recently:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 5NAPZp2w-o

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@Chocs: Thats exactly the point I was trying to make. Luckily, the race itself apparently went without any serious mishap, apart from the usual comedy: two stray dogs appeared on the track, and there was so much dust that the drivers couldnt see properly! http://blogs.ft.com/beyond-brics/2011/10/31/...

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Rat-ay321 (420?): I am guessing you are someone in his (mid) teens who gets his rise from internet forums!

You seem to think that 40 is old!

And the use of that word "milf", that I had to google!

Yep, you are a dirty teenager!

zonker

BM, are you referring to that Sheikh in the second video the General posted?
Yes, he made me smile too, but attractive?
Something the matter with me, I know

zonker

Deep Pan stuffed crust for me, on the rare occasions that I have Pizza!
Your observation is so right BM. You really are a deep one!

zonker

Surely this video is good for a laugh? These things do not belong to this day and age. Nobody with any decency, Muslim or not, subscribes to these medieval and barbaric views. As portrayed by these jokers. Here is more comedy if you like that sort of thing: :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...

zonker

Rice
Potatoes, then
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Pasta.
In that order.
I like rice cooked in a particular way.
Remind me to give you my secret recipe some day

zonker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMk-uk1xZsE

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I can't see it Zonker! Is it me or your upload? :drunken: Have you been on the Chivas again? Sorry you couldn't see that BM! Its called Ten Days in Miami by Jason Bajada. Heard it on the car radio; sounded good at the time, and uploaded it here on one of my 'spiritually inspirational' moments :D

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A good day. On my way back from work (yes, I work sometimes! It can be fun especially on a weekend) I admired the snow covered countryside and the beauty of nature. I decided to buy some groceries in a Supermarket. You can park for a short period by the kerbside. I saw a vacant parking slot with a S...

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Anything simple and uncluttered is good!
I liked the original format of DF, but improvements in the direction of 'simplicity' making it use friendly are always welcome!
Good Luck!

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Something tells me this DF book is headed for the Bulwer-Lytton award in literature! :P This is where WWW stands for Wretched Writers Welcome! :lol: Here is an example of the sort of writing that will get us there: "It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional...

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Baby, this is for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LN-BOTZbGA

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....... a dark-skinned Indian following them wherever she went! It looked as if he was the store employee entrusted with the onerous task of catching kleptomaniacs in the act. Did they not have cameras for that purpose these days? Now more than anything, VPL prided herself on two things: her skin co...

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PTD also stood for Pakistani Taxi Driver or in his close circles as the Paki Turbanned Demon. Now, every good book worth its salt must have romance sprouting somewhere in it, and so this one is no exception. And it happened something like this: VPL and her chum come tearing out of the lingerie shop,...

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DFT wrote:I thought things like this don't happen in dubai.

Not yet! This happened in Sharjah, I think!

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His car's already stolen so its a bit late in the day to advise him not to leave the keys in it.

I think the Police would be the right people to find out where your car would have been taken. Usually, I think they break it down and sell the parts. Hope you get it before that happens!

zonker

I was invited for a school reunion several years ago. It was a rather upper class Private School, and they were having their Golden Jubilee celebrations for having completed over a hundred years in the business of education. I went with the family and thought I would show them around the school grou...

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