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I dont know who this guy Starkey is, but he appears to be spewing out mostly racist hog-wash. Here's a poem that I read recently (and there are no typos): If I sssay upside down is the right way round, If I insssist that black is white, If I claim that sssqueak is the sweetest sound, Do you respect ...

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BM, I translate from the poetry of one of the greatest poets of Urdu, Mirza Ghalib (18th Century): "In every sentence you indicate that you think nothing of me, Please you be the judge yourself is this a good form of conversation?" :) A lot lost in translation there! Many apologies for that.

zonker

I qouted a poet BM, that wasn't about me!
And I am certain vibrators were not even invented at the time!

zonker

Well, this man goes into this rather upscale restaurant , and orders a soup.While the waiter is serving him , the guy notices that the waiter's thumb is fully immersed in the hot soup. He calls the waiter's attention to this, and the waiter says "I had a thumb injury, and my Doctor advised me t...

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I dedicate this to.........music lover!
With lots of love from Pakistan!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLF46JKk ... detailpage

Starts at 0:10

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Jan, Sue and Mary rediscover each other on a re-union web site after many years. They arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar. They haven't met for years. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace, and orders a bottle of Piniod Grigio. Shortly afterwards, Sue arrives in a grey Chanel. They kiss eac...

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I hasten to make a quick disclaimer: this peice was not about any one on DF! :shock: Its a bit of humor that I found interesting. And I thought some readers of DF would find it mildly amusing too. As for BM, BB, and Mel they are solid gold, and my favourites here. I dont know where they are at this ...

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^^I am in the Hospital!
I am being looked after well, so I think I'll survive this time

zonker

A very Happy Eid to everyone on DF!!

zonker

^^ Can you do that if you are watching the telly, AND ironing?

zonker

I noticed someone mention the name of Pakistan on this thread. Its hard to resist a kick when someone is down! However, on reflection, there do seem to be similarities between Pakistan and the US: :D 1. Abysmal leadership. 2. Monumental corruption in high places. 3. Vulgar display of ill-gotten weal...

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Bora, Afghanistan and Pakistan are not similar. Afghanistan is Pakistan's Mexico! The US does not export terrorists, it went one better, or so it thought at the time, by manufacturing terrorists from many countries in the areas of Pakistan that borders Afghanistan at the time of the Soviet invasion ...

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Timely warning about the relationship between massage and appendages!

DFers should be thankful for your bringing this to their attention!

zonker

A Senior Citizens Annual Checkup: Thought I'd let my doctor check me Cause I didn't feel quite right; All those aches and pains annoyed me And I couldn't sleep at night; He could find no real disorder But he wouldn't let it rest, What with Medicare and Extended It wouldn't hurt to test. So to the Ho...

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Well, they were created by the CIA. How were Afghan peasants trained in terrorism by the CIA? Maybe they were taught how to fire an RPG or automatic rifle, but none went through Delta Forces explosives training. I don't understand your point, there were few CIA operatives in Pakistan during the Afg...

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BM is not racist. She is my good friend, and I can vouch for her that she harbors no racialist sentiments! She is naughty and has an abrasive sense of humor; she throws out these remarks about various races, and then I am sure has a good laugh as people come out smoking and furious. She definitely m...

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I was aware of him prior to you 'throwing' his name out. Actually, if you're barely aware of Hekmatyar you should have known he was a rival with the Taliban until the recent invasion - his forces fought against the Taliban during the civil war. But regardless, the general rule is that the people th...

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My friend, isn't this how you shadow warriors operate? Nothing is what it seems. BTW, I am sure you are aware of what the word Taliban means= students. They are too young to have been part of the actual Mujahideen, but their creators definitely were. Just save me the time of reading your posts by s...

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I hail from that region, having been born there; I speak the languages, and know the politics. I find your arguments extremely foolish. As they normally are on other threads. How do you find things such as cars and other modern day technological advancements? I find them everywhere I look! They are...

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Aww Spellcheckergirl......You are a sweetie, arent you? Your 'empathy' for those seal pups, gives me a nice warm feeling! How I wish we had more like you on planet Earth (God forbid!) :!: Now your hatred for certain races of humans....well, thats another story I suppose. Its a nice start with those ...

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^^BM, I certainly adore and love you, baby! Will that do for the whole forum? Should we move this to the romance section? :D Now you tell me SPG loves Chocs?? Whats the forum coming to?? :oops: And on top of that you are suggesting a double date! :shock: In which case, I would have to agree DF is ov...

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I looked in on DF after a few days and was somewhat taken aback at the abuse! BM's tongue-in-cheek style of writing may sometimes appear undiplomatic and abrasive, but it certainly does not call for expletives and personal abuse aimed at her. If one does not agree with her, then refute what she said...

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Very interesting. The Baroness becomes a life peer, and forthwith blames Pakistanis and Bangladeshis in the House of Lords for the only thing she feels will differentiate them from the Indians, in her maiden speech. High birth rates! I noticed from the BBC write up that the Labour spokesperson was n...

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That sounds impressive BM!
If ever you are looking for a job, send me your resume. I am looking for someone like you!
BTW, did you brush up on your massage skills? You didnt say.

zonker

Karl Marx said many years ago:
"Religion is the opiate of the masses".
Just go to the church, the temple, or the mosque and recite the particular verses that you believe in, and god in heaven will take care of everything else.
Just relax and go to sleep.

zonker

While the battles rage on DF, and the feathers and the fur is flying, I would say never in the history of human conflict has so much damage been done by so few to so many of their own kind! And so many own goals scored! :mrgreen: Perhaps this calls for a little easing of all the tension and drama. A...

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Whispering 'mumbo jumbo' in someone's ear does not end in divorce! It has to be in a court of law in front of witnesses. That's one of the reasons I stopped watching soap operas a long time ago. If they could brazenly distort something like this, then I leave it to you to reach a conclusion whether ...

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I see that a lot of fierce skirmishes have taken place since I last had the temerity to peek in here. And things appear to be on the boil at the moment! :shock: However, I am not for banning anyone. How boring would it be to come to a tame and docile Forum, where everyone is in total agreement with ...

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We are responsible adults Kanelli!

No one's going to get stabbed!

zonker

We are not interested in your Moroccons!
Deal with them. Its boring hearing all those stupid stats, which may or may not be correct!

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