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well, my late last phone was an Android Samsung Galaxy, and I was offerred insurance which sounded reasonable at $3/ month. The guy also explained to me that I could claim a new phone twice in a year; was he trying to tell me something? I declined of course. The rest is history!

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well, my late last phone was an Android Samsung Galaxy, and I was offerred insurance which sounded reasonable at $3/ month. The guy also explained to me that I could claim a new phone twice in a year; was he trying to tell me something? I declined of course. The rest is history! You didn't explain ...

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How could I think that picture of the aborgine was like you BM? You are the most beautiful person on this planet.
Blind cobblers thumb? Whoever said that to you deserved a thumb up his.........nose! You took the right step!

zonker

I think all this "White Race" hype is just a non-issue. Scientifically speaking, there is no such thing as a White Race, or white genes or Arab or Jewish genes. Human populations in the present day and age is too mobile for any race to remain pure and pristine. We all have some good genes ...

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Your efforts are greatly appreciated!!

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Bora Bora wrote:
zonker wrote:Your efforts are greatly appreciated!!

Are you talking to me zonker??

Bora, sorry for my bad Internet manners! I was addressing the OP!

zonker

Chocs, I just said the Samsung was a smartphone using the Android OS. Or thats what I meant. A smartphone is a mobile phone and a PDA (Personal Digital Assisstant), and also may have a camera, wifi, GPS etc. and other applications, the list keeps on growing longer. The Android OS, BTW was not create...

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General, I congratulate you on your excellent choice! Did you hear what the General said BM?

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^^Massage is good for you, dont let him convince you otherwise!!

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im a muslim and proud to be so, but that kind of speech and gathering doesnt help nor serve anyones cause. they need a proper home cooked shepherds pie with cheese on the top to chill a bit. General, I salute you!! It looks as if like me you are partial to a good old home cooked Shepherd's Pie! My ...

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As for the core essence of Islam, sadly it isn’t being focused on or spread in teaching efforts by the same people who decided to create speeches that could cause people to hate each other instead of bringing them together, why not focus on spreading the teachings of prophet Mohammed that would mak...

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Strange I didn’t see any reference to Great Britain’s colonial past, the dropping of atomic weapons or burning children with napalm in the footage, all I saw was a supremacist rant by a misguided Islamic extremist, one of the one’s MI5 are probably watching rather closely by now I shouldn’t wonder!...

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Gertrude, I have just one face, and I say it like it is, unlike you and your lot that speak with a forked tongue. There is no backstage for me. Your hatred for certain races is making you and your friend Dillon froth at the mouth somewhat at what I am telling you: the truth; a mirror to your faces. ...

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^^When I saw this several things went through my mind: 1) More crap from Dillon 2) Dillon knows more about racist bigots because he is one himself, although in self denial. 3) You are taking all this and yourself way too seriously Dillon. My advice, take it or leave it, is chill out man! And let thi...

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I feel I have to speak in support of Zonker. I don't always agree with all he says on DF but I know him to be a sweet and very peaceful person. He is a Muslim, but questions all aspects of Islam. He has lived in the UK and loves England and us Brits. He is a very intelligent man and I have a lot of...

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The Vietnam war and the nuclear bombing of Japan has nothing to do with those islamists. non sense Many are on Dillon's side too, zonker, who is on yours :lol: your posts show clearly that you are on the side of these islamists. Between them and the west, we know who you would chose, but like a maj...

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So Dillon and Herve, the crook and his freind, the two super racists are at it here too. Herve is resentful, he wanted to make a few million more, but was caught, and ran away. I wonder what business Dillon is upto.

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^^ @ Dillon: I think you are becomming unhinged. So I am a Paki with a Canadian passport, as you put it. Is that causing you some pain in your nether regions? I have lots of respect for Canada and Canadian society and values, and vice versa. What about you? A Brit living off the Middle East, but spe...

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Melika jan, just because they started using the term Iran recently in their documentation, they decided to ignore the existence of allll of our history & civilization. Since 1935?? LOL konam! :lol: Symmetric, I agree, Iran is one of the oldest civilizations. And definitely it has been known as ...

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symmetric wrote: ............
@Zonker, thanks for understanding bro, like you said, people like Dillon can't just get the hint, they need something stronger Zindebad zonker haha

Zindeh basheh symmetric. Man Farsi hum sobat meekunum!

Woh Iran woh Irania rah kheley doost daram!!

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I wasn't accusing you of anything MCL. I just thought it was obvious you didn't like Zonker because he was Pakistani. That's the way it seemed to me anyhow. Sigh....how boring life would be to not like someone simply cos he belongs/d to a country of a 100 million plus people. And to think I always ...

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Yeah, I know, the safer way to ensure I'd get more responses to my threads is if I posted bullying pot-stirring crap like this thread. Congrats on being "popular" drewpeacock. :D -- Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:56 am -- I don't think I could ever fill arnie's boots, so serial shagger its gonna have...

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@symm, So Zonker is your bro because he agrees with you or because he is a Muslim? Good question. Although addressed to sym, I hope I can take the liberty to shed some light. Bro(ther) implies a close relative. Both sym and myself hail from a region that is geographically very close, so I shall not...

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@symm, So Zonker is your bro because he agrees with you or because he is a Muslim? Good question. Although addressed to sym, I hope I can take the liberty to shed some light. Bro(ther) implies a close relative. Both sym and myself hail from a region that is geographically very close, so I shall not...

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^^Thanks for that humor BM!

Please dont let it go any deeper though! For old times sake if nothing else!
I am taking a little walk away from DF. And may not return for some time. A long little walk.
Thought you might find that interesting too!

zonker

Why do women feel threatened by men? Many years ago, when I was in London, I saw a young lady carrying a baby in what appeared to be a "basket" and struggling with some groceries. I offered to help, and she readily handed me the baby-in-the-basket. After a couple of miles of walking, I wa...

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........... And no , I am not a racist. My issues are not with races, my issues are with mass delusions and superstitions, and specially with the ones that turn to be malevolent cults responsible for the deaths of innocent people. I was in a bad mood today, but the above from Herve made me laugh a ...

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You will remember that some weeks ago I broke the news of Lady Gaga's blue pubic hair here on DF. Well, there was I in the Zonker-mobile, all bleary eyed, waiting for inspiration to strike, when out popped this bit of news from the radio: Britney Spears' body gaurd Mr. Fernando Flores has sued her f...

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Have not read the article but I suspect Flores is gay...not because of the lawsuit but if what he says took place (exposure) then She would have been more comfortable doing it. It is a silly story. Ambassador, such a hue and cry is raised about sexual harassment related to females, and the poor mal...

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You keep rather dubious company Dillon! Anyway, I hope you got the sums right! :lol: As for Mr Flores, he has already said he has issues with the low standards of Ms Spears' hygeine :shock: I for one am rather put off by the smell of a three day old opened can of Tuna! @Ambassador: I shall keep what...

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