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Hello Bushra, welcome back. Yes, I remember you.....

How have you been?

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Sometimes I imagine Planet Earth in the year 2225, say, or there-abouts. The world has changed. Several countries have disappeared from the face of the earth; and some new ones have come to play their part on the stage. The Soviet Union was only the first one to implode under the weight of its Weapo...

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Kanelli, did you mean to say: What???????!!!!!
or just

What?

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BM, I agree with you. In fact, I think like you. For me the "present" is the most important. If I am having fun and enjoying myself, then I feel that I am on the right track. My "Philosophy of Life" , and something that has stood the test of time, has been Live and Let Live. I ju...

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I cant say that I have missed my true vocation, as I have thoroughly enjoyed myself in my current one. But an alternative vocation that could have been fun would have been : Film Director! Whenever I watched a good movie, I always thought it could have been done better. Unfortunately, the culture an...

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Watch the tenderness in his eyes....and the gentle way he puts his hand on hers! This is a lesson from nature for all you guys out there. How to do it right! https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=72dc503843&view=att&th=1306af474a93eb6b&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=78a26fd1344...

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Well, sorry all the picture didnt show up. I can see it though. Must have done something wrong.

@Dillon: No I didnt shag a monkey, so dont get too excited! Thanks for that hint about the Velcro gloves anyway, but no thanks. I dont do sheep either! You just carry on, you are doing fine

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BM, my bad! Of course, you were 100% right, it was about apes apes

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Of course, racist Mr. Peacock's poisonous credentials are well known on DF, Paki-hater being one of them in which I am sure he takes a lot of pride. I have to admit , however,that sadly this is the situation of education in some areas of Pakistan. However, there is hope when people like Master Ayub ...

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Well, you got it wrong in my humble opinion. I was one of the more fortunate ones, and my run of good luck continues! BTW, how would you like it if I regularly post something derogatory about merry old England here on DF? Everyone has some skeletons in that closet and anyone could expose them. But I...

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I feel flattered that you went to all the trouble of selectively cropping various posts of mine to peddle your biased views about me. I dont think you are stupid, on the contrary, you are quite clever. However, the problem is that the rest of the world is getting cleverer still, and hopefully can se...

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BM, I lurvs England!! So no England bashing from me!
Peace and Love all around.

Lets drink some Bombay Sapphire to that!!

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I think the face looks familiar BM! I might have come across someone like that on DF!

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And let the fuhn begin!!!

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Dogs dont write letters for the simple reason that they are not human. They are animals. I sometimes wonder what kind of stresses pets must go through as we, humans and their keepers, force upon them our human values and try and force them to become as much like us as possible. It cant be a very ple...

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SCG!! Long time! Where yu bin??
Anyways, missed you yesterday as I agonized for long minutes over that spelling!
Thanks once again granny!!
What would we do without you??

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I have a freind who owns a dog the size of a medium sized horse! She insists its very gentle. The dog has taken a liking to me, and much as I like to avoid it, it insists on putting both its paws on my shoulders whenever we meet. We usually end up in a sort of a saint vituses dance, going backwards ...

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BM, thats a very profound one. Where do you get your Chardonnay from? Well, I have always had questions inside my head ever since self-awareness dawned. The questions were many, but its only since recent times that it has become more and more crystallized, and I have begun to realize that it has all...

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Why am I here? Nobody can answer that question for you, only you yourself can answer that. Standing in front of an elevator, if I were to ask Why am I here? then I would say, yes, FD, I agree, nobody can answer that question but me :lol: BTW, that man pushing that elevator button 10 times is nothin...

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BM, I am afraid that you've got me there! I have no great personal experience of what goes on in elevators. I just consider them as a means of transport. Let's say, I have seen it in the movies!! :lol: And once those doors slide shut, who knows? The possibilities are always there! :wink: Beth has my...

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Zonker! That's the second time this week I've read on this forum that they don't/didn't know, they just saw it at the movies LOL Hollywood has a lot to answer for................................. I've thought about the answer I gave Beth to her maths question and I think I've answered the question ...

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I was reading the topic Soap or Shower Gel with great interest.On my way to work in the zonker-mobile today I was turning this over in my mind and wondering whether to contribute my own little bit to this thread (and risk some lunatic start chasing me through the forum with a bread knife!); and natu...

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^^Thank you, and we enjoy your company symmetric, I am sure. Stay around!

And I like your new blue avatar.

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kanelli wrote:C'mon, she's just colour co-ordinating!

Well I would prefer something more exciting kanelli....how about orange in the arm-pits and green below the belt??

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My darling BM......of course, Red Blue and White!

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Bora I am doing all that, and more! But still I feel I fall short of expectations! She tells me the sequence of the colors should be red white and blue! Oh no, I got it wrong!!

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Bora! Sorry about that slight confusion there.
All sorted out now!!

We can all go home happy!
Gaga can do RED WHITE AND BLUE!!

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So BM had an AWESOME experience then, on the whole, despite the intrusion of a cup of Starbuck's coffee?

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So BM had an AWESOME experience then, on the whole, despite the intrusion of a cup of Starbuck's coffee? :D Yes Zonker, it was AWESOME! :D I would definately like to visit Canada again. It is an absolutely lovely country, I was very impressed. I've been to Toronto before but Vancouver is much much ...

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I'm not normally careless but the other night I made a total boo boo when I put my iPhone in the washing machine. I switched the machine on and as the drum filled with water, a light shone from within which mesmerised me until I realised it was my phone! I emptied the drum and retrieved my phone bu...

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HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!

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Blue is the Color but NOT the Mood......

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