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Is......Denmark! To add more to "useless information" overload on DF,( what else to do on the week end?) a "well-being" survey was conducted by Gallup, believe it or not, recently. And this was the result. Canada and Sweden tie-up for second place! What adds to people's happiness...

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Ever wondered why Catholics dont use condoms??

Because little boys dont get pregnant!

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Ever wondered why Catholics dont use condoms?? Because little boys dont get pregnant! :lol: Hey Zonky Boy, I think you erred with your smileys there....surely YOU were not smiling but drooling right? :D :D Besides in case you thought we were fools, you should realize when you say something out of s...

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^^I am elated, Misery Boy!
Now take a hike! Scram!!

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BM, in my experience of the UAE, Mohammed is the commonest name, followed by Abdullah. Possibly the same in Saudi Arabia. Something to do with the religion, I think. An acquaintance of mine working in Saudi Arabia at the time once related a story to me. He crossed an amber traffic signal, was stoppe...

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@ Misery Boy: Oh dear, oh dear! You really are a Misery, arent you, Boy? I thought you were told by DK not to spoil his Happy Easter thread, and here you are spewing out some smelly contents from your rear end all over the place. I keep telling you, I dont get turned on by you, because I am not a pr...

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In all seriousness BM, watch Beth with these boys, the majority seem all nice on the outside, but give them any reason to turn nasty and they can - especially if they feel spurned. The last thing you want is for this guy to turn around and say she was leading him on etc etc, just tell her to walk a...

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Sage, I saw a cartoon once.
There are these two men at a bar, apparently drinking heavily. And one of them is saying to the other: "I am afraid that your wife is cheating on both of us...."

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I see that you are still at it Misery Boy. :!: You sound like a hysterical monkey that has red chilli-pepper in its back passage.There is no calming you down, is there. :roll: You are making quite a spectacle of yourself, and this is what was bound to happen to someone who pretends to be a know it a...

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I have a feeling you are trying to tell me something Misery Boy! I think you are trying to lure me into bed with you ! You have tried in several of your posts. Although I keep telling you I dont swing that way! :lol: Thats the problem with people that are sexually abused in childhood; once you start...

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BM, my darling! I agree with all that you say here. You are intelligent and savvy (and beautiful!), so you know what is best for you and your children. I am sure you have checked out the credentials of all the Mohammads that Beth is seeing, and you are the best judge. And if you say they are alright...

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Yes BM, you are incredibly beautiful!

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How to become a billionaire :?: The answer is, its very easy. :D You start with just a few ingredients. First of all, you choose your parents wisely, as GBS advised some years ago. That way you end up with just the right genes, that give you your intelligence, your personality, your race, your famil...

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I think its a total waste of time and a great turn-off! As for "tradition", go far enough back into the history of mankind and what do you get? Better to look ahead. Tradition belongs in a museum. 8)-- Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:48 pm --http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2Xtak-NDHU&feature=player...

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“I treat them (the dogs) the same way I treat my children” “Maybe when the driver came to feed them, he left him outside”. she said! The only benefit of employing Asian and Indian Sub Continent Itinerant, uneducated and unqualified domestic staff is that initially, it doesn’t cost that much, the do...

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I think its a total waste of time and a great turn-off! As for "tradition", go far enough back into the history of mankind and what do you get? Better to look ahead. Tradition belongs in a museum. 8) Yes, I tend to find this is usually the opinion of those who don’t have it!, never mind Z...

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A Sheikh is a Sheikh in the UAE or Saudi Arabia. In Europe, N America etc. any Arab might call himself a Sheikh. There are good Sheikhs and bad ones. BM was in Dubai for a short visit with her daughter, and is now back in the UK. I think they all enjoyed themselves, and I enjoyed reading her account...

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Peacock, about the only thing good about Scotland is Chivas Regal! :drunken: Otherwise, you are a bunch of cross-dressers. And thats tradition? :lol: Why would men dress as women for the sake of tradition? :lol: Elsewhere, Tom Jones has mentioned the staggering cost of the wedding, in a country that...

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@Bora: Of course you are right! However, my point is what do you call someone in this day and age, who wears a dress worn by the opposite se.x, and likes it? :lol: @Chocs: Oh dear, how do I put this? You are ignorant. There is a cultural and linguistic diversity in Pakistan from one end to the other...

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^ Timbuktoo

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Point out my "particular twisted view of historical events" in what I have said there Dillon. No, I dont belong to the Swat Valley, so you are presuming a lot arent you? Your immaturity is beginning to show quite glaringly. I said Edward, Duke of Windsor, formerly King of the United Kingdo...

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Patience the point is in the sacrifice. Giving up a career for the sake of one's children when one could have easily afforded day care or maids IS the point and someone failing to see that is the FAIL here. As for belittling and low blows, thats just the gob's modus operandi so ignore that It is po...

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Spellcheckergirl: Why dont you go and sit on a hot brick to cool off a little? You are also one of the smelly monkeys pretending to be white. Sorry, but its showing, you are not very convincing!

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BM: I like places with "character"; somewhere with intimacy and that certain feel to it which makes it memorable. Rather than just great and sprawling Palaces, where you could be anywhere London,Paris, Rome, wherever, although they have their uses. However, it all depends on what you are p...

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That sort of thing can give you high blood pressure!

Now, I only socialize for pleasure with people that i know very well, where it really does not matter who pays! I can pay every time, if the company is good. After all, its just small change.

For business, its a different story.

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El Cheapo! Thats where the bed bugs eat you for dinner and the roaches eat your breakfast!

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Good one BM!!

I read half of it, and i knew it was good!!

So I read the rest of it!!
Now someone should do a poll on Chivas Regal!!

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The "poor" common Pakistani (man, woman, or child) has been dealt another churlish blow, when OBL was discovered hiding in the Military's backyard. Through no fault of theirs, but through the shenanigans of a Government that is supposed to be representing them. The dominant power in Pakist...

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^^The Great (EX) Moderator has spoken! :lol: :lol: For someone who was born and raised in the UAE desert, with no rights whatsoever, you speak with great bravado as if you were an authority on Pakistan. I know where your veiws come from. I have met many half educated Pakis who say what you have mout...

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Hey BM! I re-read it and loved it even more!! And NO CHIVAS this time around!

I think I have the "..something even stronger" dribbling into my blood!

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