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^^ Glad you liked it BM. No, I did not do any Chivas on this occasion. I have stronger stuff than that coursing through my veins now; tell you about it some other time. :wink: Oh sorry about the Burberry Umbrella! I imagined you, and thought that was funny! :lol: When I was in England, I lost count ...

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People seem to have this craze for physical fitness these days. Exercise in moderation is definitely good for you, but pushing yourself beyond the limits can be counter-productive. I have seen men and women push themselves so much that they ruin their knees and hips. Friend of mine once asked me if ...

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I have to say that the mudslinging and the depravity and the diversity made DF an interesting place, and even the moderators were a humorous side-show e.g BM's little munchkin!
I would say, I miss the old DF. Lets have a rerun!

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Zonker, BM is intrigued! .....Have you got a woman on the go Zonker???...... BM, I went through my post again. I did not find a mention there to a mystery woman! Maybe, using a woman's intuition and brilliant deduction, with some help from Google, you have arrived at this conclusion!! :D I am impre...

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BM, she is worth it. She is really worth her weight in gold! And some diamonds thrown in, too

And sorry about the bad day at Casa BM. Hope its all behind you now. Mothers Day appears to be observed at different times in different parts of the world. Its in May where I am.

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Bethsmum wrote:........They don't make men like you where I come from!

Yes, I know BM. I suppose I subscribe to the old school.
I dont know much myself, but now they say that you get more respect if you treat people like faeces.
Sometimes I am tempted to try and see if that might indeed be true?

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How do you know if you are aggressive? Answer: You imagine an insult where non was meant; you are willing to fight on the slightest provocation; you browbeat your colleagues, and bully your juniors. You suck up to your seniors with the sole purpose of getting ahead and getting that pay raise/promoti...

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Ambassador wrote:6. Most importantly, as hard as it might be to believe, some have better things to do.

Just my theory....if you disagree; see "2" above

What could be better than being on DF??

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BM, thats the age old question, does money buy happiness? Philosophers of antiquity debated what constitutes a "good human life", inconclusively. When can you say about someone's life: This was a Good Life. Happiness comes from fulfillment. Different people feel fulfilled by different thin...

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^^Sometimes, its hard to be a woman.........

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BM, thanks.....I think?

Mahmoud, I could not open that link, so you will have to explain to us why it is hard to be a woman.
BTW, jokes aside, I think its not really that hard. Apart from those 9 months........

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What real use is the MALE to the Human race? Do wars, death and destruction come to mind? I have just been watching the movie "Gladiator" on DVD. Scientific evidence has been accumulating that the Y-Chromosome, the ultimate symbol of machismo and that makes males what they are, is in a bad...

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Would you be tempted to show or discuss any part of your anatomy on TV? If so, for what price? BM, I wouldnt mind, but who would like to see it? You need a strong stomach!! :lol: As regards the man who had the cyst removed, it reminds me of a story someone related to me: This elderly man was stung ...

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Brother Zubber, remember we are not talking female breasts here!

Peace!

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Reports and pictures in today’s newspapers suggest that David Cameron has whisked Samantha off to a 3* hotel in Southern Spain to celebrate her 40th birthday. They were pictured, looking bored stiff, in Stanstead Airport, waiting for their budget flight with Ryan Air. It was nice of him to take her...

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BM...I agree with you. Organic is just another scam for selling food at the most highly inflated prices. Pesticides can be washed by careful attention to detail. The food is no different. Scientific fact!

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When people talk about Organic Food, they mean food that has been grown without recourse to chemical fertilizers, or insecticides/pesticides. GM food is a different category. Even with GM foods (only a small number of plant species), there is controversy whether it causes any real harm. Some inconcl...

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By what stretch of one's imagination can the burning of a book (the Koran in this case), be associated with free speech?? And if part of being civilized is to tolerate uncivilized behavior, then why punish rapists and murderers? A relatively recent (in Historical terms) event was the Nazi Book Burni...

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BM, I did a quick search of Google on sadness (I am a Google Scholar! :lol: ) and came up with this on Wikipedia: "Sadness is an emotion characterized by feelings of disadvantage, loss, helplessness, sorrow, and rage. When sad, people often become outspoken, less energetic, and emotional. Cryin...

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Burnt bagel and black coffee.....

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@EH, you sound like a broken gramaphone record. That happens when people have nothing substantial to say. @Berrin, in my opinion, religion throughout the ages has done a lot more harm and damage to the human race than all the other natural or man-made calamities combined. It continues to do so to th...

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@EH, you sound like a broken gramaphone record. That happens when people have nothing substantial to say. Apologies if my argument is not as sophisticated as yours. But I think 'my Koran, my choice' encapsulates my stance on why Koran burning should be legal that no one here has managed to adequate...

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Ambassador wrote:
Bethsmum wrote:I like the idea of a burnt bagel

I'm searching for "meaning"...

Ambassador, life is tedious, and then we die...
Its all quite meaningless!

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@Bora: Yes, I have this "responsibility" thrust on me now to respond to EH! I fear that he feels that I am not very good at it though! Anyway, I slog on, in the hope that it lodges in at least one or two of his few neural cells :lol: @EH: I should not be talking too much about the Romans o...

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. * Jackie Mason

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"In the long term, we are all dead anyway......"

So, we all better be nice to each other.....

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BM, So the "Skull and Crossbones" is flying on Al Murjan! :lol: I wish I could join you there. I'd bring my own case of Chardonnay! :D It was a bit of an anti-climax to learn that there were no frying onion smells there, after reading through the "stinky" thread by DD in nail-bit...

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I certainly dont know the answer to that profound question. From what I read on these forums, I see the pendulum of my beliefs swinging from one extreme to the other. In trying to find an answer though, I came across a rather interesting program by the BBC Horizon series, which might shed some light...

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@DK, I had another image of god: in a white kandoora and flip flops, recklessly driving an 8 cylinder Lexus SUV! :lol: @Zubber: But 90% or more of the scientific community support evolution. Darwin comes out with lots of evidence in support of his theory. It is difficult , indeed impossible ,to prov...

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^^Yes!....

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