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I wasn't aware that anyone regularly wore panty hose, balaclavas, face-covering helmets, paperbags and masks of ex presidents on a daily basis while they circulated in public. What is the reaction by people when they see someone dressed in one of those coming into a bank? Should they feel the same ...

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Aren't cross-dressers and trans.e.xuals banned in Muslim countries? Maybe they just aren't recognized under all that cloth! :lol: The sight of any pretty woman in the street now makes me slightly apprehensive too :lol: What do you think about this Pakistani Transexual with its own TV show? http://w...

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"Obey the MODERATOR, create a state of calm....." :lol: :lol: Bora, I have been smiling, and laughing all day today! A wonderful find! Made my day....... And I find it even funnier that someone moved the post! :albino: Whoever did it, please show a bit of maturity.....and put it back here!

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I speak metaphorically, of course. Didnt really mean to be indelicate, but considering the amount of bragging that goes on here, I suspect there maybe, not entirely in the Freudian sense. I am carrying out some personal research, so your honest and uninhibited replies would be greatly appreciated......

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Oh sure zubber, I shall give you all the details...the gory details.....I believe in total transparency! :lol: I find people in such a complex in the UAE and Dubai in particular. I remember when I first went to Dubai and was met by an acquaintence in his SUV. Not a particularly grand one, just the o...

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I believe a daughter of the Shah also committed suicide a few years ago. Thats pretty sad for the mother.

zonker

BM, does your question relate to the woman in the song? Or Hannah?

BTW,I have always wanted to know the answer to that one.....

Should be interesting...

zonker

BM, I think so!
I'll try and wrap my mind around that one.......

I could never understand a woman....so ....

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Zubber, the Government is broke, we don't have state of the art anything. We are too busy paying benefits to the great unwashed. The Great unwashed what ? and what is this thing that needs washing that is taking all the tax pounds ? The great unwashed refers to people who are not usually very clean...

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..She is more to be pitied than scorned. You shouldn't confuse this with people dumping their babies for economic reasons. What a shame she couldn't confide in her parents..... Poor mother and baby. So people dumping their babies for economic reasons are not to be pitied? Are you saying they should...

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This heartlessly dumping of babies has become rather more common in the UK. A couple of years back there was this girl who aborted a fetus in the toilet of a night-club, then went back to dancing the night away. So, there must be a little more to it than education, openness with parents, and UAE law...

zonker

Although she frequently sprouted racist rhetoric, possibly under the influence of Chardonnay

, I would have to agree that she should not have been banned!

zonker

Hi, I am new here so please forgive me if you think I am over stepping the mark of a new person. i watched this forum for a while before I got the courage to join yesterday, you all seem like a really nice bunch so I hope I'm not going to upset anybody here. The rules stated that i must agree not t...

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kanelli wrote:Hi BM!

Ha Ha Ha Ha....

Same here!

zonker

Its only in DUBAI (UAE) that a question like this would be asked. Although, there are so many expatriates there, yet there is no true contact between them, is there? Except at a very superficial level. The White Europeans keep to themselves, the White N.Americans to themselves, the Pakis to their ow...

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3 is worse than giving nothing; its like ridiculing the gesture of honesty of the finder. And although my faith in mankind would have been restored on the one hand, but would have been totally destroyed on the other. This was a really bad thing to do for the Egyptian. It would have been alright if h...

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There is a reality to the moderation of the General forum in particular. DDS is the one person who is actively online and does NO moderation (other than manipulating/editing other posts, which is another matter), which he has under his jurisdiction. The fact is, to moderate others would mean he wou...

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How many of you actually have ever lived in the middle east ? , do you not know without the expats, they would all be long stretches of deserts traversed by caravans I see still you cannot find a defintion of middle east in your charts?!! I live in Iran,it is in middle east and we dont have any exp...

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4GetMeNot wrote:So are Cumbrians.

When I was in London, the locals would always tell me not to go to the North Of England. The old saying there is:"Civilization ends at Watford."
And its so true.....

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BM, for once you seem to be at a loss for the correct response :lol: . I meant the Londoners (White ones too). I am sure you have heard that saying . Or are you too far up North? :D Anyway, I dont really believe all that nonsense. It takes all sorts to make planet Earth. And you are my darling, my d...

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BM..Marhabtain!!!!! May you remain forever beautiful! Zonker's prayer has been known to be answered now and again by Allah! So, I pray for you, or to give it its Arab pronounciation, I bray for you! :lol: Now dont go rushing into another avatar. This is something that needs deep thought......I am su...

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busa wrote:Chocs and the UAE kid show up at the same time after a prolonged absence...

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Not gone through all the replies on this thread,but here are some random thoughts: again, may not be 100% accurate, but am quoting just off my head. The world population in 1973-74 was 3 billion; in the 90's it was 5 billion, and today its 6 billion, and rising FAST! From an evolutionary stand-point...

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Bethsmum wrote:
I'll have what he's having.

BM, I love you best of all!

"Raises almost empty glass of Chivas Regal"
Soon it will be Chardonnay in this!

zonker

Bora Bora wrote:
BlackburnRovers wrote:
.......i think the seniour Diblomats of UAE AND CANADA ......

Translation: Hey!!! UAE!!!!! Dn't skrew up my chanses to get the Canadian paspurt!!!!!

Bora, I agree, another one headed for....Canada.....

hope the Diblomats solve his problem favourably.....

zonker

Life is a "beach"...even if the marriage is not arranged, you still get a water-melon!

zonker

Knock, knock.....who's there?
Its Seedless!......

zonker

There was this rich guy who had..... (wait for it).... THREE beautiful girl friends. He just couldnt decide which one of them to marry. So he devised a sort of a test. He gave to each $10,000/, and he thought he would see what they did with the money at the end of a year. After a year.........one sa...

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..... Zonker, if you think homos.e.xuality is unnatural, then you may want to watch Animal Planet every now and then and see what goes on between males of other species - it's certainly not specific to the human animal. Come into the 21st century people. Chocs, I know about animals and even birds i...

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