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ajb wrote:Well your all invited to come live in NZ .... war is definitely not normal here

Ajb....Im thinking of the next country where I should go and stay for a while... is there a good demand for expat in NZ?

As a professional at this I will list the ways at which I've been 'offed'. * Date request response: Can't see you, I have to wash my hair. * Chat: I have to go away... for a long time. * Action: *Slap*! * Note: It's not me, it's YOU! go away! * SMS: I consulted a spiritualist and she said you smell...

tnx guys... Came back in DXB 25th of May from a 3 months vacation... still thinking of a plan now how to go home...tsk tsk tsk Also scheduled to fly to Iran tomorrow to be with my husband but its a different story as he is not dying but Iran is so near...now Im so confused! :oops: :cry: :oops:

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How I wish all s.e.x ual offenders can be stoned to death. Or maybe a small but sharp bread knife would be better

ai ai ai pagibig, im singing agaIN

Little by little everyday,Im turning into an anti-Dubai st ...but it really depends on the quality of life you have as of the moment. Few things thats thats making my life miserable: 1. No customer service here 2. Big number of people here dont have any manners or ethics 3. Everything is expensive 4...

Im not very much interested with motorcycle, so I was thinking of fashion magazines while answering to your Q's. Goodluck Keith!

hey Doggg,why not try the pyramids?


edited: just saw the other topic you post....take some pics and show us later ok? tc

when it happend to her, she didn't tell anyone because she was scared and she is 19 now and has a really bad temper. could it be because of that? something bad happens to her, she goes back to her past and blames it on god. Sounds to me as if you are talking about yourself :?: ohh Sage I hope not.....

APologies to DF party peeps, my baby is coming to Dubai tonight, thus no hanky panky for momMY

STand up, Get up, Stand up for your rigHT

MaaaD wrote:HOW TO POOP AT WORK

COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water.This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom.This can help you
avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

Very applicable

^ loves BBQ

From the topic's subject, I initially thought this would be a censored debate!!!

My aunt worked in toot toot cheapy hotel, and she claims most of the peeps that checks in doesnt look like married people! you should hear her stories, its quite funny! What puzzled me is the so called hotel doesnt ask for any proof of marriage or whatsover.... and this is not in Dubai but in anothe...

weary_heart wrote:

sara_uk wrote:love

i understand sara

Those who doesnt have it, would never appreciate it.

will

Where are you?

the_zooter wrote:

zam wrote:Somehow I agree, in DF for example how many men have a good sense of humour ???? maybe 25% of the male population only?

I hope I'm in the 25%??

Definitely!

sage & onion wrote:
Plenty, how you think they fly them planes

LMAO nyahahhahahaha.....I have read so many funny thread/line/joke today, but this one rocks!!!

done with the grinning, cut it now

oh zam, you do tend to trip very often, don't you? My comment was simply meant to reflect on the human aspects of fetuses. Get it now? Good. :roll: EDIT: Just a suggestion: it would do you good not to jump into conclusions, I mean, when logic fails you, jumping into conclusions isn't that smart... ...

If gay means jolly then I am a jolly person but if gay means transexual, sorry real girl here! Want me to prove it weary?


Fayz you getting old?


PBM is a famous psyco killer.

Chopping his body and dispersing the parts in the whole country would have been historical too.

Windows XP Pro actually


PBM is thiking of toot toot

sorry havent figure out what is the difference between wanker and wanking yet


PBM will tell me the difference of those words.

Sorry but I dont get it, Lebanon is a small country right? And people are separately grouped

US or Iran

Is your company in the freezone? If it is you just need to stay with them for at least 6 months, no ban + NOC. If they will not give NOC the other company can still provide visa, they just need to pay some charges. If your company is not in the freezone, you might get a ban and the only way around i...