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I ain't sure! hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Born in UK,
Live in South Africa and then Hong Kong.

I guess British, since I am fiercely loyal to Her Majesty, the Queen. NO JAMAL, not you!
by yorky500
Dec 15, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: where are you from?
Replies: 34
Views: 9268

Sheesha smoking

Ok, been to one just off Junction 1 on Sheik Z road, near the Safestway shopping centre. Not bad. Heard that a good one is near Arab bank in Deira.

Where is the best one to go to for quality?

Should we all meet up and puff away?

I am open to suggestions!
by yorky500
Dec 15, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sheesha smoking
Replies: 4
Views: 2008

Summary : Engineer+36yo+divorced+funny = should be able to take her to a fancy restaurant + buy her flowers+ bring her to a bar and offer her some drinks + takes her to places on a private transportation + have a good job + mature outlook in life as what experience has taught him and last but not th...
by yorky500
Dec 15, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I want a girlfriend in dubai
Replies: 15
Views: 6890

I hope it ain't a G-string. Man u need to see the sun more often! :lol: :lol: :lol:
by yorky500
Dec 15, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: andyba in his speedo's LOL
Replies: 5
Views: 40599

Yes, I have tried the sheesha. Just wondered if it's all worth meeting up and smoking the night away!

So far, I love Dubai, but it's the honeymoon period so far. But really don't see that attitude changing much. Everything is still new and alive!

Pubs = been to loads of them. :lol: :lol: :lol:
by yorky500
Dec 16, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Been a while
Replies: 2
Views: 1136

Poofs! hahahahahaahahahahahahaha
by yorky500
Dec 16, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Sheesha smoking
Replies: 4
Views: 2008

would never have guessed that from the Location bar.

No coffee then?
by yorky500
Dec 16, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: where are you from?
Replies: 34
Views: 9268

1Annie1 wrote:As you r obviously smart enough, you also realized that the previous post is mine:))


thanks for not underestimating my intelligence! hahahahahahahahahahaha

Plus point for you. Damn, long way for a coffee!
by yorky500
Dec 17, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: where are you from?
Replies: 34
Views: 9268

Get pissed and have copious amounts of SEX! Plus, want to meet all you guys and gals! But seriously, get me res visa, rent a flat, buy a car, and get throughly intergrated into Dubai society. Save hard and buy a flat here, cos this place is gonna keep booming for the next 3/4 years! Get pissed and h...
by yorky500
Dec 17, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: plans for new years?
Replies: 11
Views: 3171

Oi, what happened. Do we have a word block on S E X here. Typed it in and it comes up with fun!
by yorky500
Dec 17, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: plans for new years?
Replies: 11
Views: 3171

1Annie1 wrote:
yorky500 wrote:Oi, what happened. Do we have a word block on S E X here. Typed it in and it comes up with fun!


Most of the time S E X is a real fun, so it doesnt really matter, does it


Damn, I am defo gonna have to come and se you and have "coffee" but I do prefer tea in the morning! hahahahahahahah
by yorky500
Dec 20, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: plans for new years?
Replies: 11
Views: 3171

MERRY XMAS

Merry Xmas to one and all.

Hope you guys have fun. Think of me, a christian working on Xmas day. Damn working for a local company! hahahahahahahahahahaha

Nar, enjoy it and hopefully you will all have a great New year as well.

Take care
by yorky500
Dec 23, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: MERRY XMAS
Replies: 6
Views: 2294

No problem matey. Hey, good news. Yes, all Christians have the day off, so no need for me to work now. Gonna go round car shopping, again! ist so far for me is: HOnda S2000 Nissan 350Z Porshe Boxster S (test drove one, was not impressed Chevy Lumina SS Coupe (need to test drive one) Thoughts are mai...
by yorky500
Dec 24, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: MERRY XMAS
Replies: 6
Views: 2294

you are an overly friendly person, i think is what he is trying to say! but i could be wrong! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by yorky500
Dec 30, 2004
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: plans for new years?
Replies: 11
Views: 3171

1Annie1, Ok, I have just done this, so here we go. (sorry, but have just logged on for the first time in about 2 weeks) Before you leave wherever, please make sure that any Education documents you have have been legally Attested (means that they are a true authentic document) lawyer or so will be go...
by yorky500
Jan 21, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Relocation to Dubai
Replies: 42
Views: 13200

Just ordered my NEW CAR!

And I am well excited. Get it sometime within the next two weeks. Cannot wait. It's a 2005 model and it's from Nissan!

Ooooooooooooooooooo, roll on the end of Jan!
by yorky500
Jan 21, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Just ordered my NEW CAR!
Replies: 17
Views: 4940

Theonly trouble with g.a.y men is that they have to be "over the top" about everything. I mean it. They just have to make a spectacle of themselves and have to try and proove something. which in my eyes makes them pretty pathetic. Just get on with your lives and do not advertise it. It just seems pr...
by yorky500
Jan 21, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: homo.s.exuality?
Replies: 11
Views: 4024

Of cos u can, but just make sure that you have all of your documents legalised and everything is in order. It can take months otherwise, like it has taken me, so i speak from experience.
by yorky500
Jan 21, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Relocation to Dubai
Replies: 42
Views: 13200

well, Yes, you are right, there are exception to the rule, but in my vast experience (I know or have known lots of them), but I AM NOT GAY! are extroverts who like to show off the fact that they are gay!
by yorky500
Jan 21, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: homo.s.exuality?
Replies: 11
Views: 4024

anything for a non-flabby ass! hahahahahahahaha
by yorky500
Jan 21, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Relocation to Dubai
Replies: 42
Views: 13200

Well there you have it! Consensous at last on the forum!
by yorky500
Jan 22, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai Expat Help Forum
Topic: Relocation to Dubai
Replies: 42
Views: 13200

ISh,

get ya thieving grubby pores of me new motor!

Cheers peeps, really looking forward to having a bit of extra bhp under the right foot for a change. This 1.5 Civc crap is doing my head in!
by yorky500
Jan 22, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Just ordered my NEW CAR!
Replies: 17
Views: 4940

Ish,

was only dishing ya dude.

what wheels u got? Looking to modify mine already! :lol: :lol:
by yorky500
Jan 23, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Just ordered my NEW CAR!
Replies: 17
Views: 4940

hopefully will look something like this, if I can find these rims!

Image
by yorky500
Jan 23, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Just ordered my NEW CAR!
Replies: 17
Views: 4940

For ISh or Jamal (or anybody else that can help)

Seeing as you two guys have "pimp" rides. I need to know good, reputable shops that can do modifications to cars. I am talking rims, suspension, body-kits, engine tuning etc. and must have knowledge of Nissans (as I will be getting one) You guys got any good contacts? Rims and window tinting is my f...
by yorky500
Jan 24, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: For ISh or Jamal (or anybody else that can help)
Replies: 14
Views: 3485

Watched the movie called "SAW"

the other day, and to be honest, probs one of the best I have seen for a long time.

Great acting,
great suspense
great horror
great story
hell of an ending

on the edge of the seat stuff the whole way through. Really do recommend it to anyone who wants to watch it
by yorky500
Jan 24, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Watched the movie called "SAW"
Replies: 9
Views: 2250

Thanks everyone, I am really excited
:shock:
by yorky500
Jan 24, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Just ordered my NEW CAR!
Replies: 17
Views: 4940

I thought it was the other way round. He ran over an 18 wheeler cos he saw a dhs.50 note lying on the floor!
by yorky500
Jan 24, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: For ISh or Jamal (or anybody else that can help)
Replies: 14
Views: 3485

I'll second Fakespike's comments. GO AND SEE IT!
by yorky500
Jan 24, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Watched the movie called "SAW"
Replies: 9
Views: 2250

No problem, ISH knows I am dissing him. I have a lot of respect for ISH.
by yorky500
Jan 24, 2005
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Hmm
Replies: 25
Views: 5411
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