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HP wrote:

gLoBalTeCh wrote:How frequently you wil meet your partner ?

u must be meeting your partner ( i mean your hand) everyday

You in that category as well HP?

Is your avatar Metal Mickey by any chance?? And what do you mean "you've learnt off me"?? Are you trying to say my posts aren't worthwhile? I always pad each post out with lots of meaningless banter, rather than insulting peoples intelligence by posting a smiley face. Anh here's me thinki...

Its all lies of course :lol: >Aug > Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No >self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY >revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an "every thing's >peachy" attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves mu...

sniper420 wrote:

yorky500 wrote:[quote="FeiPo]

Note: the bf I mentioned above is my ex-bf not the current one!!![/quote]

Good recovery babe [/quote]

hehehe So u dont mind if Feipo goes out with hunk ie moi eh?[/quote]

Yo Snipes, where ya been.

yes, I do mind!

FeiPo wrote:Oh so you are not a great kisser and easily get angry.

Yes Yorky I like the jumping banana better then the angry cat!!!

Not true in your case! hahahahahaha

Changed to a more tradtitional theme.

XRW-147 wrote:

constantine wrote:SLOGAN: drunk enough to know better?

DF: Sober is not an option.

DF males: we perform under any circumstances!

Well, have to admit, smoking is NOT good for you, but it is up to the individual what he or she does with their lives. No good preaching or whining. Let them be. There are far worse things in life that will kill you less painfully and quicker. Getting out of bed is harmful, so is breathing the shit ...

I will even put strawberries & cream on my cigar for you, but if its cherries you like, then you can have just them!

sniper420 wrote:

FeiPo wrote:tell him straight into his face 'I like you as a friend, you are a nice guy, but you are not my type'

that is the best answer .........it seems Feipo has been rehearsing to get rid of someone!.........

You wish!

HP,

why don't you write a documentary on how you remained a virgin for so long due to your inability to pay for a women's basic needs!

All the reviews I have read say it is complete WANK! However, I never listen to them, but will be going to see it soon.

Bring back the original Crockett & Tubbs!

AD drivers believe that 160kmph is a general indication of where your speedo needle should hover, and u can see cars doing 180-200. U might wanna add another 20km to that estimated speed. :lol: :lol: Its like a 6 km sprint between camera's, 200-220 between them, and slow to 160 when you get to them...

what happened?

I know a few of us were trying to get on to the forum this morning but could not. were we hacked or just Forum down-time?

Gladly, I am not a forum addict (note my duration of membership with No. of posts compared to others!), but it is nice to catch up on a wee bit of humour now and then.

Yes, the lucky "Mooooooooooo" seems to have connections/able to get tickets to watch all the movies before they hit the screens. Great job she has!

Did we miss you? Dayum, thought we made pretty good time getting there.

Please don't mention toffee popcorn in front of Feipo!

Before i forget,

Great meeting everyone who I had not met before.

DK,

Get it shaved off!

It would appear that thank-fully, we missed this rendition! hahahahahaha

What "I survived ^ian^'s singing?

Well, perhaps this should be moved to the Auto section.

I love my cars, but they (both she) will never replace a women.

was E.Jewel there :oops: HP, yes, she was and you should have seen her. Man, she looked stunning in her short skirt and high heels. Every guy in the place stopped and turned to stare at her. You would have been very jealous if you had been with her HP. I, and I am sure we, could only have wished yo...

Howling being the apt word! hahahahahaha

Ian yes we shall go to the other secret location we discussed...perhaps after the boys night out is over...too much croaking in me system... Guys night out must either include some sort of sport watching associated with Alc. or a strip club associated with Alc. too :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: And...

Smooth as a babies backside. hehehehehehehe

DK will be next, Arnie too, if we can get him to do it.

Const = you as well?

Nick81 is almost shaved, but not quite.

Ian yes we shall go to the other secret location we discussed...perhaps after the boys night out is over...too much croaking in me system... Guys night out must either include some sort of sport watching associated with Alc. or a strip club associated with Alc. too :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: And...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yes, I forgot

constantine wrote:

Cargirl wrote:I wanna go saking too

if saking = sake...count me in...

I think she meant "slaking", in which case I am in, cos she is buying the drinks.

Is that right? i have just had cakes brought to me, to celebrate. Lovely chocolate cakes with biscuits too, hehehehehhe

So, congrats to all the pakistani's and come on the England, we can white wash you in the cricket! hahahahahahahahahahaha

Old age is finally catching up with him! hahahahahaha

senile dementia I think they call it.