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yorky500

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, a bit of T-cut and she will be as good as new! hahahahahahaha

Man, hope you were not hurt in that prang?

yorky500

The only thing you have to worry about is the results! You just never know do you!

I did not have an x-ray!

yorky500

Cook Islands? hehehehehehe

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0-100m in 5 seconds, not 0-100km/h. You are dreaming, what you on? hahahahahahaha

yorky500

Oh please, what a topic.

We are good for everything that women are not, and that my dear ladies, is just about anyhting, cos women are USELESS

yorky gets his flamesuit on ducks! hehehehehehe

yorky500

Don't worry about it dear, there;s not that many women around that can "swallow". hehehehehehehehe

Take your tablets with codliver oil.

yorky500

well, I am sure that men could do them as well, its not exclusive to women ta know.

About the only thing men cannot do, that women can do is have PMT! hahahahahahahahahahaha

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We always were Arnie, you just went off on a tangent, hehehehehehe

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hahahahaha, that happens on just about every topic on this forum!

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No idea about short term rental, but a crappy, shitty Toyota Echo will run you around Dhs1400 per month.

yorky500

I bet the service was good hahahahahahaa

Knock knock - allo siirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, something for the bed to keep you warm. hahahahahaha

The noise was coming from all the hookers being banged.

yorky500

Well, tonight I did it. Its all gone. :lol: I am as smooth as a billiard ball or as we guys would say, " as smooth as both sides of a Brazillian" :lol: :lol: Feels great, have to admit. A bit white compared to the rest of the bald areas, but overall, I am well happy. Now, not sure whether ...

yorky500

Shame poor bloke only asked a simple question.

I really do not think you will get a good standard of hotel for Dhs200.

yorky500

I did not have much of a choice to be honest. There was not a lot left.

After me haircut the other night and after 3 days of beard growth, there was more hair shaved off my face than my head! hahahahahahaha

yorky500

Hahahahahahahah, to the bloody gutless, yellow bellied frogs. YOU LOST

So, its now all over, well, it won't be for the Italians, they will be celbrating all damn night now.

yorky500

I do not care what the guy said to him, players taking the piss out of eachother or giving eachother verbal abuse happens day in and day out on the football pitch. Zidane is not new to football, he knows what abuse is all about, shame on him.

yorky500

the last one.

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Will you say the same when the Rugby World Cup starts I wonder? Judging from your previous posts you are a rugby man (i hope)? Well, I have been very selective in the games that I have watched, have to admit, but soon we have the EPL starting again, and that is far more interesting than the WC, IMHO.

yorky500

Jerry,

I take it you mean a normal razor or a cut-throat?

Looks like I will be doing the same. Is there any tips on how to stunt the growth?

yorky500

Jerry, I take it you mean a normal razor or a cut-throat? Looks like I will be doing the same. Is there any tips on how to stunt the growth? Isn't that the point of shaving in the first place...the growth was stunted??? :lol: Actually I think you'd look great! :D Ooooooooooooooooo, come here you da...

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MaaaD wrote:Yorky have you ever seen a woman's bosom ? how dare you call them useless !!!

More than I would care to mention.

yorky500

At this time of year, somewhere cold would be nice.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm South Pole sounds like a good idea.

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Jerry,

It was all shaved off last night, totally gone.

However, I am now considering the maintenance of it. hahahahahahaha

yorky500

XRW-147 wrote:
Unfortunately as long as there are people from the above mentioned places willing to accept lower wages, equality between different class/races will remain a pipedream.

Oh, you are back? That was a very short "good-bye"! hahahahahahaha

Sorry, back to topic.

yorky500

Matey,

all the action is right outside your doorstep in Bur Dubai. walk into any Hotel and you will find pubs and clubs filled with all sorts of weird and wonderful and accommodating folk! heheheheheh

yorky500

Cheers and thanks for the advice.

Think I may need some assistance from "my better half" for the rear to start off with.

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just to clarify:

10 mins in a cab from SZR to WHERE?

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Black betty,

Good morning. Yes, there are numerous car clubs here in the UAE. The biggest of those being the Porsche car club.

However, there are a few of us "enthusiasts" that get together and go for a cruise etc.

go to www.evolve.ae register and then you can join in.

yorky500

You cannot register a Jap RHD car here in Dubai. I believe you can do it in Oman. You would to convert the car to LHD, and that would be risky. I have not seen the car you are looking for here in Dubai, but that does not mean to say you cannot get them. Lots of M3's/5's here in Dubai though. Perhaps...

yorky500

No problem. Its a small website, but growing.

We are always looking for fellow car nuts to join us. There is a pretty good Honda and VW club as well.

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Well done the Italians

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