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should that be "Dubai Knight is BELLY handsome" hahahahahahahahaha

yorky500

If anybody mentions those PORK & CHEESE tossers I will personnaly come round and pickle you! W@NKERS, we deserved to win based on what we did with 10 men.

yorky, whose had one too many! hehehehehehehehe

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So, whose had one too many? me, obviopusly. hahahahahahahaha Bloody Pork & cheese toosers, the damn lot of them should be shot. They fall down like wheat in a stiff wind. :twisted: :twisted: Rooney deserved what he got, Becks should be put out to pasture, Lennon was like abreath of fresh air and...

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Agreed, you do not throw things away overnight. Relationships are built up over time, they ahve to be. Overtime, you get to know that person pretty damn well, both the good and the bad. sip of chardonnay. Be careful how you approach this, remember that you are hurting another person who you may or m...

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mmmmmmm, actually, based on my typing so far, I think I am not completely pissed, I think i need a few more glassees.

hehehehehe

cheers!

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well, those of us who joined a little before you did! hahahahahaha

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Think it may be time to find another Av.

That one has been on the go for a while now, I am sure that they will be "well shaken, and not stirred" by now! hahahahahaha

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww, ain't that sweet, Grandma as a chaperone! hahahahahahahahaa

yorky gets his coat to leave

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Spanky sounds pretty damn good, however, others may replace the "Sp" with something else, esp if his Mrs. is away!

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As a monthly package, thats pretty damn good. That would equal to approx Dhs45K per month, which is NOT to be sniffed at.

Also, would it be tax free?

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I kinda thought the Sig and the Av should have something in common!

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Anybody seen this video? Pretty good.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/164819/the_world_is_mine/

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would anybody like to join me? hahahaha

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/126280/yoga_for_dudes/

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How is it to meet girls in Dubai? Remember I'm single! But please I not taking about hookers. On of my friend mentioned thats not easy there, because the proportion of male is very high! :oops: Cheers, Rogasi My friend, if you don't know how to meet girls, then there is NO hope for you and there is...

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Yes, and he's pretty well paid, bet those two "pussies" are very well taken care of. hahahahahahahaha

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It is amazing how some things get onto the internet for the world to see. I take it these two did this for fun, but I wonder if they broke up in "not too friendly a manner" and one of them has posted it up. she is not bad looking and certainly likes to "project" her chest out a b...

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Rogasi, don't take the comments on the cats seriously, we were only pulling your leg, however, on the women front, as I said, that you have to fond out for yourself. Yes, there are lots of very, very attractive ladies here in Dubai. Where they all go, who knows, there are so many pubs/clubs and shee...

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All of which I believe come at a fair price, when for some of these dishes in other countries of the world, they would be cheaper.

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hey, what ya expect, I drive a car with a slush-box! hehehehehehehe

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Coming under a bit of pressure to shave my head. As those of you who I met at the DFM Party will have seen, I am nearly there, but do I have the guts to go the whole way? I am unsure if I should do this. I know hair grows back (what little I have left) quickly, so it would only be for a short while....

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XRW-147 wrote:
yorky500 wrote:hey, what ya expect, I drive a car with a slush-box! hehehehehehehe

Still no excuse for a lead foot

Can't have everything no can we.

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And you were only on the OJ? hahahahahahahahahaha

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XRW-147 wrote:
yorky500 wrote:And you were only on the OJ? hahahahahahahahahaha

Man, that stuff does wild things - you can even see Port beat England ( )

Oi, less of that. Thats a low blow and rather painful! hahahahahahaha

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No, you are not alone C.

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hehehehehehe, wondered when you were gonna respond dearest!

Actually, I am older than you as well!

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GAB wrote:Go all the way!!

Errrrrrrrrr, what, ya mean the "short & curlies" as well? hehehehehehe

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ajb wrote:So are you talking razor blade bald or just with the clippers?

I am talking razor blade bald.

I am already on clippers with NO attachments.

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Ok - as a guy with a shaved head myself, I'll tell you that I went through the same process you are going through and whether or not I should or shouldn't. I ended up shaving it by accident in the end - used to shave my head with the clippers with one of the attachments on, and completely forgot to...

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No, not done it yet. Just posted up the ? today.

Yes, I met him twice, so know what he is like. hahahahaha

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You will not find any Skylines or WRX's for sale that are Jap Spec, unless they have been converted to LHD, and i would not trust them. The cars that are for sale, and they are like rocking horse sh1t will be imported from USA. You can go at Awir, they sometimes have the odd WRX, but I have yet to s...

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