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yorky500

I would not own up to knowing french even if I could speak it. Yellow belly frogs.

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Afrikaans (South Africa)
A bit of Cantonese (Chinese)

yorky500

Jamal,

U are a whore! Hahahahahahahahahahaha. You will do anything for $$$$$$$$$$

yorky500

I wouldn't think too hard.

welcome to the Dubai wacky world and the world on this forum. Not many of us on here, but a few hard core.

PS: Where's ISH these days?

yorky500

Nar matey, British born and bred, but I lived in South Africa for many years, as me parents immigrated to there when I was younger than I am now! hahahahahahahahaha

Trouble is, I am a long suffering LEEDS Utd supporter. Should not own up to that, but there ya have it.

yorky500

All depends if ya going for SQ or just for SPL. I would seriously suggest you look at getting another alternator for ya motor. Thats a lot of juice ya need to generate to get thaose mothers cooking. Plus you may need a few extra batteries slipped in somewhere. Oh yes, you gonna uprate the suspension...

yorky500

Thats one hell of trip you are going on. Bon Voyage and have a good trip. Sounds like it's gonna be awefully long, but I am sure you will have a good time.

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Well, I am sure that nobody will be PM'img you for a date. Not from what I have heard! Hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha. Only joking matey.

yorky500

Happy EID to everyone. I am not friggin happy though. I got up at 6Am as usual to get readu for work. Got suited and booted, walked outside at 06:45, was walking around looking for a taxi, one eventually came, I said, Airport, off we went. After 5 mins, taxi driver said EID today. I went WTF, everyb...

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Well, it's no good me watching TV, as I cannot understand a friggin word they are saying. hahahahahahahahahahaha

Was hoping someone from work would text me, but to no avail.

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Man, I am trembling in anticipation. hahahahahahahahaha

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Well I see everybody is afraid to start. I will post my photo first. :) To show an example. Hope it doesn't scare you away. :) http://www.dubaiforums.com/images/photos/Andy.JPG scary, bloody hell it turned me milk sour! hahahahahahahahahaha I bet mother-in-laws love you, oh curly locks!

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this is coming from the guy who asked Juiee to GO AND BUY the ring tone which is NOT available ,hmmm..Jamal ever heard of online shopping ,,, but then u niggas dont have a Credit card ,, say what i will let u borrow mine :wink: Oooooooooooooooooooooo, controversial. Jamal, needs a hefty response! h...

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooo, this is getting good. ISH finally talked down. Damn, would love to have seen his face. I am going to the gym. There's one in the building, not a very good one, but then again, it's been about 6 years since i last piocked up a weight, and damn me, am I aching or what! hahahah...

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Hell, I'll second that motion. Nice one.

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Following smart pathetic attempt at trying to get people to post pics of themselves, lets have a go at people posting up there AGE. Yes, time to put up or shut up! Oldest to youngest. This should be fun. I'll go first, cos me is gonna be top of the tree. 1) Yorky500 = 39 :lol: (no grandad comments p...

yorky500

well, we could start on you if ya want to!

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your spelling has also gone to rat shit as well! hahahahahahahahahahaha

yorky500

O, when did all this go down?

Damn, wish I could have been there to see this. Not that I would have rapped, but would like to have seen these "wheels"!

yorky500

Bet thats what you say to all the girls. Well, we don't believe you! hahahahahahahahahaha

yorky500

Oooooooooooooooooooooo, lets all jump on the bandwagon.

me too is looking for a girlfriend.

About 5'7", long dark hair, must be rich, have long legs and a decent sized chest (sorry jamal, thats u out of the picture!,hahahahahahahahaha)

Serious takers anyone.

yorky500

I like it. But I would have had a go at smartD! hahahahahahahaha

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Hahahahahahahha, nice one Jamal. Beginning to think the same as well.

yorky500

Shopping, who the bloody hell needs shopping.

where's the bars and the women. Bring it on!

yorky500

Bloody hell, I just splashed out dhs 45 on a street map.

yorky500

Ok, hose going and who aint?

Should be a good laugh, although i heard that it's not as good as the Hong Kong 7's!

Perhaps we can meet up at the ber tents.

yorky500

Oooooooooooooooooo, was that a pass at me, u tart?

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Better be good, with personal references!

yorky500

I go for the beer and the women! Rugby, oh yeah, that too!

yorky500

I'll be up for that. Will have me g/f out from HK at the same time.

yorky500

Sorry guys and gals for being quiet for so long. Not been on line for ages. Seems I have ben doing nothing but getting pissed and now just getting over a really bad bout of FLU. must admit, been going to Rock Bottom a lot. Not a bad band in there! Them bullfrogs don't half make ya jump about a bit t...

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