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I have no come across one yet! I could do with eating a "blooming onion"!

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Jamal wrote:To make sure smartd has something to do i left this joint clean for too long but now its gonna get dirty dirty u heard me

Oh yeah, bring it on pint-size!

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So, who went today? I did and it was hell of a race. Really enjoyed it. A bit shitty this morning with the sand storm and all (Shamal, i think you call it), but the racing was awesome. There was soooooooooooooooooooooooo much "eye-candy" it was amazing. :wink: :wink: :wink: Great racing, made all th...

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damnn yall be easy .. it was just wat would u do if you win a 1 million dhs thats like 300 000 dhs ... jst the baugets on my pinkie cost that much an then u all mother fuckers sayin a i got a wild imagination Dude a mill ain't gonna get ya much of a "shag palace" that for sure! Might buy you a peni...

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damnn yall be easy .. it was just wat would u do if you win a 1 million dhs thats like 300 000 dhs ... jst the baugets on my pinkie cost that much an then u all mother fuckers sayin a i got a wild imagination Dude a mill ain't gonna get ya much of a "shag palace" that for sure! Might buy you a peni...

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Some nice pics there dude, really nice!

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Further to my previous post, and I again compliment you on the quality, BUT, I have one complaint: WHERE'S ALL THE GOD DAMN WOMEN? THERE WERE LOADS OF SKANTILY CLAD WOMEN WITH LONG LEGS, HIGH HEELS AND ............................................................, oOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAY NO MORE! HAHAHAH...

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get really fucked on columbian marching powder http://www.stopaddiction.com/images/cocaine_razor.jpg 8) :wink: :? :shock: Psychological effects include feelings of well-being and a grandiose sense of power Cocaine addiction can occur very quickly and be very difficult to break. Animal studies have ...

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fayz,

Don't get me wrong, there were some very, very nice looking ladies in very, very short and tight shorts which put the others to shame, but I garee, most were a little tacky!

Still, it did rather make the day more enjoyable.

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I'm such a careful and slow driver when you are in the car

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Hahahahahahahahahahah, nice one Liban.

Do not get a Lancer 1.3, even manual, they are complete pants!

How about a Pug 206 or a 307?

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Heard this from a friend. He was going down SZR the other night and was in the middle lane, cop car came trundling past in the outside (fast) lane, when this 4x4 car came out of nowhere, started to tailgate the cop car and flash his lights for him to move over! hahahahahahahahahahaha Guess what, the...

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Well, the Z was only 10 months old, but was getting pretty damn sick of her, just not enough bhp, so, I saw this and went out and got it. what you guys and gals think? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v640/yorky500/DSC00326.jpg Not trying to be flash or ought, but I do like it. Will be posting some...

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and to also buy a car, you need a UAE DL, which also requires residency.

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Holy smoke, damn me, but I was taking the piss. I just read my post and I missed off the last bit of the post where I copied and pasted onto this forum!

I can only dream of owning a car like this!

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Strange,

but as XRW has stated, there must be a reason for taking them. I woiuld be very worried about what it is or who it is you have pissed off so badly.

Take care and sorry to hear what happened.

yorky500

Seeing as I am in the Construction Industry I can perhaps tell you that there must be in excess of 300-400 canes on Dubai's skyline! There was 50 on our project alone. Seriously, from what I know, scaffolders are only east asain, very poorly trained and managed. You may look at approaching construct...

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Been out of the computer scene for some time and have lost track of what is what when it comes to hardware.

What are the good graphics cards out in the market at the minute that can handle decent 3D and other related games etc.

cheers peeps

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Sorry XRW, what kind of motor do you drive, or does your handle give it away?

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Now I know HP is completely off his trolley!

You been in Amsterdam too often smoking too much of that good shit for this forum dude!

Choco, I am not saying ya not worth it girl, just the way HP is on the forum.

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I will be there in one of the hospitality boxes this year. had a great time there in the stands last year. Must admit, whilst I really, really enjoyed the atmosphere last year, it does not have a patch on the Hong Kong &'s, which i have seen every year for the 7 years I was there! That is one aw...

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I will not respond to this topic, otherwise I will be on my "high-chair" all night.

Needless to say, a good majority of the drivers here are utter wankers!

Ooooooooooooooo, actually, perhaps it is me that is the wanker and the way people drive here is the norm! hahahahahaha

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Yeah, PM me as well will ya. I am always looking for a bargain! hahahahahahahahahha

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and what would the above be in English please. Not another sad lonely bastard loking for a girlfriend by any chance, if not then sorry for the accusation.

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XRW-147 wrote:Looking to use my spare time more constructively and brush up on my mandarin and get some arabic under my belt.

Can anyone recommend (first hand) some good places? I looked in classifieds but most seem dodgy.

Mandarin??????????????????????? the plot thickens!

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Both of those men want to be put in a cage full of gay rapists and totally shagged for a week! WANKERS! After this they should then have their balls cut off, slowly

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, this is really depressing reading that

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Oi, you guys have all missed the best looking girl on the forum, and I mean it! hahahahahahahahahaha.

She don't post no more, cos she is busy at work. But she would have my vote, anytime, and I am not BIASED!

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XRW-147 wrote:I'm half chinese dude.

That kinda became obvious, Mandarin ain't no language you just decide to try and learn! hahahahahahahahha

ABC, BBC CBC?

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Nar, most places are 21! Youwill never make it Sniper, you too imature!

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Hi .... i am 26yrs old, belgian, engineer, 4yrs exp in construction .... and here is the package i have been offered: - 11000AED/month + 1000AED for transport - a pension scheme ~ 8percent of salary/month - Flat in satwa provided but probably not water and electricity - Medical insurance but no ide...

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