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Liban wrote:Are you married Yorky?

is that a proposal, cos if it is, u will never, ever get married! hahahahahaahahahahaha

PATHETIC.

Must have missed that one, cos i lost all my hair! hahahahahahahaa

Oh yeah, Risk was awesome, but only ever played the board game. Man, best way to start fights with ya mates is to either play Risk or Monopoly!

Liban wrote:The woman has got to be younger than the man....

I respect ya statement, but think it's a complete load of bollocks!

well, i probs am the grandad of the forum, with a number of years of gaining knowledge, I will say only two things: 1) Always go into any relationship with your eyes OPEN. Expect thind to change. 2) Dialogue/communication between two people is the MOST IMPORTANT thing in any relationship. Never be s...

FeiPo wrote:Vin Diesel!

Kelly Hu

or after having just seen Mr & Mrs Smith = Angelina Jolie looked stunning in that movie. She was sooooooooooooooooooooo god damn sexy.

Sites ok matey, but I cannie understand a fooking word of it!

HUH, i just shot my load all over the ceiling!

yup. hahahahahahaha.

Ok, tell me why age should matter? Either way round, but as you have made such a bold statement, lets see your reasoning.

Don't think their tongues would reach!

French, reallly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faggots, one and all.

Oh dear, yea of small and fickle minds!

yeah, it was great except that i lost a lot of work! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

Got let off work early, so came home and still sweated like a pig. man it was real hot.

and while your living in squalor, i will be living in luxury, with more 18 y/o women than you can dream about! hahahahahahahaha

FeiPo wrote:Turns on = Vin Diesel & Brad Pitt
Turns off = big beer guts !!!

Turn ons = I am not allowed to say (a certain place makes very sharp scissors! hahahahahahahaha)
Turn offs = no sense of humour, shallow women,

FeiPo wrote:the older the better, he just got to be very rich and he is dying!!! better to have some kind of heart problem as well!!!

hahahahahaahahahaha, thanks Fei Po!

Vin Diesel! Kelly Hu or after having just seen Mr & Mrs Smith = Angelina Jolie looked stunning in that movie. She was sooooooooooooooooooooo god damn fun. Unfortunately your motor is so old that it wont even lift the ding ding even 10 degrees from vertical (assuming ur standing) :lol: Nothing w...

Sniper420,

matey, you really do not know women at all. You really think men are hornier than women. You need to get out of cyber-sex and really see what goes on in the real world!

Sniper420 assumed i was standing! I said, nothing wrong with being horizontal. As in me being horizontal!

My darling,

I would marry you tmr!

But you are not here!

FeiPo wrote:
thank you, but do you have heart problem tho... just a question!

You can always give me a heart problem!

Sounds good to me!

FeiPo wrote:Yorky honey,

Don't come over to HK!! I will go over there for you!

I am waiting for you .........................

Sniper420,

seriously matey. Thanks for your concern, but there really is no need.

Once you have experienced the joys of REAL sex, and not either just by hand or cybersex, you may well understand.

what a wanker he is. Deserves to be shot. making such a big fuss about nothing. So what if Chelsea made approaches, he's the only one that would benefit.

Pumpkin Escobar wrote:I'll protect my fellow female american counterparts!!!! I'll be your escort for the small fee of two Long Island Iced Tea's!!!

fooking hell, arn't you the life and soul of a party with ya Long Island Ice teas!

I think afternoon tea is great for you with the OLD ladies! hahahaha

Sniper420,

when you reach puberty, you will understand! hahahahahaha

Well, the problem with furst dates is that you try to hard to impress and often make a fool of yourself, or look to cool.

First impressions do count, but you have to give the person the chance, irrespective of what they are like. Beauty is only skin deep!

True love is like daisies; They grow so wild and makes you feel as if your in a dream. Although, you may forget they are there even though they are seen Because the feeling is so right and so natural". I cannot disagree with that. I am the old man of the forum, but i must say, can we have your own ...

Its true, they do, but they can be ever so demanding as well, cos they do know what they want.

Some things are good, some things are bad! You take the rought with the smooth.