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here's me on a recent trip to Graf's in London, unfortunately dropped the aforementioned ear rings on the way out ! Had to leave in a bit of a rush !!

:lol:
by viking-warrior
Sep 15, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Fund going down the toilet
Replies: 27
Views: 3720

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But not to worry I have a cunning plan for a trip to the Wafi :)

B.B. you dont have an Audi A8 I can borrow do you ?
by viking-warrior
Sep 15, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Fund going down the toilet
Replies: 27
Views: 3720

A SUNNY ! - dear heart I have an image to maintain !!!

check out my current wheels, no way I'd drive that through plate glass just for a pair of ear rings ...

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by viking-warrior
Sep 15, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Fund going down the toilet
Replies: 27
Views: 3720

The UAE security forces found them ............

How ?

Did they all have matching T shirts with "I'm a terrorist" written on the back ?

:lol:
by viking-warrior
Sep 15, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Blimey!
Replies: 24
Views: 2977

Before writing this I get a feeling where its all heading


AL GORE - carbon credits anyone ?


:(
by viking-warrior
Sep 15, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: iceagenow dot com
Replies: 34
Views: 4560

So does exporting Shi-te add to the gross export figures of the UAE, & how is it represented in the government accounts?

As fertilizer, perhaps.

Is it measured by the Metric Tonne or by the container load.

:)
by viking-warrior
Sep 16, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Blimey!
Replies: 24
Views: 2977

^^ So what is it that surprises you about a totalitarian dictatorship that engages in a touch of ethnic cleansing ? Sure the terminology will certainly raise a few hackles but what else would you call it ? Agreed it is not big and it is not clever, and a great many of those deported will have been b...
by viking-warrior
Sep 16, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Blimey!
Replies: 24
Views: 2977

When I came back to Europe, it was a revelation "Would you like the standard 8Mb or 24Mb Turbo package?" :shock: "Hell, sit me down, plug me in and juice me up .... 24 Mega all day long, thank you very much !!! ..........." Turns out is 24M down x 2.4M up but who is complaining N...
by viking-warrior
Sep 16, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dear Etisalat, You are the worst!
Replies: 36
Views: 11957

OK, ethnic cleansing on a Balkan scale it ain't, and it is not a practice that I totally disagree with, but if there is a message that this particular "no smoke with out fire" story might carry, it is that the politics of envy perhaps outweigh those of even religion and as such some of the...
by viking-warrior
Sep 16, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Blimey!
Replies: 24
Views: 2977

The Israelis are very well hooked into what is going on all over the GCC - in some of the stangest ways, even in some cases in advisory roles. There is synergy behind the scenes, and whilst Israel is a highly pro-US country, the state is acutely aware of its geographic location and who needs to be h...
by viking-warrior
Sep 16, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Blimey!
Replies: 24
Views: 2977

All the guys reading this are thinking .........

"YOU SMOOTH TALKING Ba*&@*D.... I WISH I HAD THOUGHT OF THAT"

:lol:
by viking-warrior
Sep 16, 2009
 
Forum: Health and Medicine in Dubai
Topic: Personal Trainer
Replies: 3
Views: 1631

Where do you dig up this stuff - good read - but dang bit out there ?

There's more to this to be revealed - me thinks
by viking-warrior
Sep 16, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Blimey!
Replies: 24
Views: 2977

Actually London is far worse than New York.

^Guiliani and his zero tolerance made New York as safe palce to live and work.
by viking-warrior
Sep 20, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Body found in Jumeirah hotel.
Replies: 104
Views: 10575

There are lies, damn lies and then there are statistics! :)
by viking-warrior
Sep 21, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Body found in Jumeirah hotel.
Replies: 104
Views: 10575

Hey BB - MCL, Have they all gone yet ? "Old guard" - is 4 years what qualifies for a relationship these days in Dubai ? I've had spots on my ar5e that I've had longer than that !!! :lol: In fact just had a look at a piece of Edam in the fidge - best before August 2002 I take it all the mod...
by viking-warrior
Sep 23, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: To the forum "Old Guard'
Replies: 36
Views: 5241

Good grief - just made a mess of my keyboard - excited much !

:lol:
by viking-warrior
Sep 23, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Microsoft's Secret PC Table Photos leaked
Replies: 8
Views: 1837

Fantasy

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by viking-warrior
Sep 23, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: mother in law
Replies: 62
Views: 7463

Reality

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by viking-warrior
Sep 23, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: mother in law
Replies: 62
Views: 7463

Ooooooooooooooow

I soooooo got it coming to me !!!!!! :lol:
by viking-warrior
Sep 23, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: mother in law
Replies: 62
Views: 7463

mack⋅in⋅tosh
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–noun
1. a raincoat made of rubberized cloth.
2. such cloth.
3. Chiefly British. any raincoat.

:lol: The only thing I would have a Mac for !
by viking-warrior
Sep 24, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Microsoft's Secret PC Table Photos leaked
Replies: 8
Views: 1837

The snow in Paris is mainly in June, under the clock at Waterloo ??????? What is this a Len Deighton novel ? :shock: Look, if someone died, then I am pretty sure that general condolences would be forthcoming from one and all, if someone got canned and had to leave, tough t1tty, no quarter given as n...
by viking-warrior
Sep 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: To the forum "Old Guard'
Replies: 36
Views: 5241

Yup, that's the truth. The Sinclair Z81 is hooked up via a Paradox database over a 14.4k modem hard wired to an outsourced data center in Chennai who in real (slow) time, after tiffin, but only on a Tuesday, parse the data from text into Excel and fax the printout to the Immigration department at th...
by viking-warrior
Sep 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What are the banks doing to people that left
Replies: 12
Views: 2949

Leesen viri closely, I sa dis onli once ..................


DO NOT GO BACK (on behalf of your "friend" with the bank problem)


What was it that Forests mother used to say;

"Stupid is what stupid does!" :shock:
by viking-warrior
Sep 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Renewing visa from outside UAE? Can it be done?
Replies: 7
Views: 1817

That must have been tough for you to write, and I salute your grit & honesty.

I trust that you will keep fighting - good luck.

:occasion5:
by viking-warrior
Sep 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: To the forum "Old Guard'
Replies: 36
Views: 5241

I had no problem leaving the country - was very glad to ! I was trying to get you to tell your friend NOT to believe the BS stories about going back into Dubai with a view to negotiate with the banks, if he must, do it from overseas via a lawyer, get something called "Tanazl" signed sealed...
by viking-warrior
Sep 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Renewing visa from outside UAE? Can it be done?
Replies: 7
Views: 1817

I think it should be called Oprah from now on ...
by viking-warrior
Sep 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai Metro's $10bn black hole
Replies: 22
Views: 3468

Man sues BofA for "1,784 billion, trillion dollars"

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20090925/tod-oukoe-uk-bankofamerica-chiscolm-d987f7f.html Dalton Chiscolm is unhappy about Bank of America's customer service -- really, really unhappy. Skip related content Chiscolm in August sued the largest U.S. bank and its board, demanding that "1,784 billion, ...
by viking-warrior
Sep 25, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Man sues BofA for "1,784 billion, trillion dollars"
Replies: 1
Views: 1144

Ok lets put a Dubai spin on it .........

London - Dubai comparisons

Anyone ?
by viking-warrior
Sep 30, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: which area do u like most to live in London?
Replies: 11
Views: 2184

Ah "The Commando" clause, are you by any chance the manager of the Rattlesnake, if so I am afraid that your perspective might be, how shall I put it, a little off ... How about night life, a comparison ... Do you think that Dubai can support variety in that division ? Or does the Barasti w...
by viking-warrior
Oct 01, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: which area do u like most to live in London?
Replies: 11
Views: 2184

That is positively GROSS - the story that is ... Although cooking does kill bateria, the intermediate handler (i.e. the person who takes the food from the packaging to prepare prior to cooking) is clearly exposed to all manner of pests and diseases and might even stoop to wipe some childs tears in t...
by viking-warrior
Oct 01, 2009
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Customer cries fowl - bad supermarket hygiene
Replies: 3
Views: 1306
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