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hi im a professional sports coach at a professional football club in english division 3 ,am looking to relocate to dubai with my wife whos a healthcare professional and fully qualified nurse how would i go about looking for employment in similar industries in dubai ,thanks I hope its not Mansfield ...

Sorry - what are you saying about Accountants, X???

And Arnie - I'm ed at you in agreeing with him!!

To say that Used Car Salesmen are on a par with Accountants - well, I'm shocked!!

There is good and bad people in all religions. Not all muslims are like Bin Ladin, just like not all Catholics are like the Pope!!

Fictional indeed!! I suppose the propoganda videos on Al-jazeera were staged by the Americans??

Excellent spot Liban!! Top of the class!!

Still no sign of the PSP's in Dubai. EJ claimed there was a place in Karama (I think) that her maid buys them from, but this was never confirmed. As a result of this intervention, EJ's cute little dog has gone to doggie heaven, and its been widely rumoured that her maid is under the foundations of t...

SheikhaS wrote:Sorry that was 520......

This is 521!!

yipee!

522 actually

This is 523!!!

Shaggy was good!! Couldn't understand a word he said - but he was good though!!

sniper420 wrote:GOOD Lord!!!!! u guys think reaching top 10 in dubai forums makes u good? Instead of trying hard to increase no of posts u guys must try hard to improve this forum

At least I've not pretended to be dead!
You've got a lot of nerve coming back!

Zooter do I know u ? U seemed to have missed moi....I gained more fans from the archives...Did u miss me?........So did that goddamn hoax cause a havoc here? Well, I personally didn't miss you, but a lot of the others did - however I'm not sure they will be that pleased to see you (other than knowi...

Well it seems that all of the Dubai Forums were duped and that Sniper420 is alive and well.
Seems were were the victims of a sick hoax!!

Nice one zoots, you tell him Well after obviously causing everyone a lot of trouble with his hoax, I really don't know how he's got the nerve to: a) come back at all b) come back without an apology c) come back and act as though nothing has happened and that he's never been away d) try and join in ...

arniegang wrote:Hey Zoots the sun is shining buddy.

and you are nearly there

nearly where??
and I've not looked out the window yet!!

Oh, you mean the big milestone!!
Yeah - not far to go! I was quite excited until Sniper popped up!
Or maybe I'll retire on 999 posts??

No - you just know I won't be able to resist flirting with Alexandra or Raidah!!

arniegang wrote:Come on you Zooter

3 more to go

I'm trying!!

Well, I've finally done it - I'm the 11th person to join the 1000 club!! I thought that for my 1000th post, I'd give a quick recap of why I came here, and then some thank you's. I first joined back in March 2006 because I was approached about a job in Dubai, so I thought I'd better find something ou...

There ya go buddy, you are now a member of the :sith: Club On behalf of the DFM and "the Board" i would like to pass on our conratulations. Liban has graciously offered to give you a ride on his donkey. DK will push you out of a plane Nosher and "da boys" will give you a sightse...

zooter... its been great to know you buddy...and thanks for the luv doc title... 8) 8) ...will try not to turn into a sleaze surgeon...hehe...and if ya need a place to crash in dubai the next time you come down...give me a shout... :D Yeah - don't turn into the sleaze surgeon!! And thanks for the o...

ian the first 3 rules are correct...as in thats the way they play it here...the last rule...hmmm not sure about that... sorry 2 on foul yes...one on black...you mean if you sink the black???(as far as i remember you lose!!) I always stick to 9-ball pool. The rules of 8 ball seem to differ not only ...

Seems a waste of two law degrees though!!
You could at least see if its possible for you to have a career in law in Dubai, even if its only as a legal secretary or something??

arniegang wrote:Sharks the lot of them buddy, yes including accountants.

I'm not happy about that!!

d3vilish_ang3l_88 wrote:congrats zooter..
hop ill reach ur number in no time too **jus kidding**

Angel - I'm sure you will!!
Don't forget - the DFM are watching you!!

I should be on commission for this tip!!! Arnie - be sure to let us all know if you get one and how well it works. Apparently its important to have a quick internet connection at the source - one that have a high upload connection (according to a techie I asked at work!!). Let me know what the quali...

MaaaD wrote:awesome zoots, your part of the elite "no life" club, i think i might join soon

Don't think its gonna be long for you Maaad!!

A64Venice wrote:The last thing I want to do is take a cable car ride over Makhtom bridge. If you happen to survive a crash you will prolly get run over by the traffic.

The odds aren't looking good then!!

arniegang wrote:i have 8 meg

Ahh, but is that the combined speed?? Usually, the upload and download streams are split and aren't adjustable! I bet its something like 7mb d/l and 1mb u/l ??
Worth looking into and whether its changeable!!

Fayz is the man to speak to (I think) - he's a big fan of the place!!

arniegang wrote:how do you know i am a Grand Master ??

Only 2 other people know this on these forums and they are trustworthy and fellow Don's.

Well I never said anything - not that I'm one of the other 2!!

arniegang wrote:it wouldn't be the other 1 either Zoots

not that you are the other one

Oh, er, obviously! nudge nudge, wink wink