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GAB wrote:That is why it is so hot here. It has nothing to do with nature. They also pour gallons of pea soup into the ocean at this time of year just so the Brits will go home for two months.

I wondered what they did with all that pea soup! A good idea really - it serves a dual purpose.

XRW-147 wrote:

the_zooter wrote:Hmmm - I'm not convinced!!!

So you don't want these magic beans either then?

Wonder if Liban will trade his donkey for these

Magic Beans you say??

Care to trade for some PSP's?

Concord wrote:I know DK will report on the mission (note his absence AJB and Chocs) so get rid of these simple annoyances.

Still plenty of foundations that need "filling" around Dubai!

Sara1983 wrote:Oh u can count on me, I live in AD

I didn't know you lived in AD Sara?? Well I'm definately moving there now

any of those great Islands on this earth are great, I wanna move to one someday :!: Oh now I want to be in one, I wanna be awaaaaaaaaaaay from everyone I know, place where there ain't guys tryna fool, uh thats my ptheticness my best frnd left & yeah thats no coOL ^_^ You should come to England ...

I know the moon is not zero gravity and is a fraction of that of the Earth. I just said zero gravity because it is extremily low and might as well be that :) Now about the Lunar Indians. Are these people paid like in Dubai or better? I heard that Venusian contractors pay them better than their kin ...

Concord wrote:No need to move to AD, it will just be some "missions". Reconnisance first and then DK's boys take over...

As my grandma would say:

You don't have a dog and bark yourself

arniegang wrote:or

what's the point of having a dog and wagging your own tail

No no - my Gran has never said that to me!!

Wafaey wrote:

raidah wrote:as weird it may sound, this is the most logical consequence of the dubai life generally. i mean, businessmen or not, there r much more men than women.
i think its obvious why there r so many hookers.

I second ur opinion

Something you'd like to share with us Wafaey??

Mocking of the DFM will not be tolerated!
You have been warned!!

Don Zootaparma

arniegang wrote:I have edited the title - enough said

I thought you mods were honour-bound to ensure fair play and decency on the forum?? You make things worse!!

Waf
I'm not keen on the new avatar!! Its making my screen go all funny because of the size of it!!

As for your flu - its obviously effected your mind too!!!
Lemsip is great though - or Beechams too. Trouble is I find that they taste vile!!

Zoots - DFM Avatar Police

My life is over! - I knew it was too good to be true!

Liban wrote:Can some of these missions be Kamikaze missions? I have a few DF members in mind for this.... Hiya being one of them.

Goes without saying Liban! Hiya is first on the list!!

Liban wrote:Guys I think Hiya changed nicknames!

I feel ill!!!

Its even making normally sane people (ie Me!!) ask stupid and nonsensical questions!!!

Arrrgggghhhhhhhh

I tell you:

it's do as I say, not as I do on DF!!

Why do I always get the feeling that some threads on here are going to descend into an episode of a british 1970's sitcom??

The power has gone to your head!!

You know what they say:

Power currupts, but absolute power currupts absolutely!!

The 70's British Sitcoms are where all my best jokes and humour comes from!! I was born in the wrong era (only born at the end of the 70's)!!

constantine wrote:

Liban wrote:Can some of these missions be Kamikaze missions? I have a few DF members in mind for this.... Hiya being one of them.

LMAO

I think Cons is another one not taking the DFM seriously!! Are you taking note DK?

Back at me?? Er, what was the question??

arniegang wrote:I'm feelin a bit sorry for myself today, had a nasty lump removed @ hosi and it fekin hurts

Awww - hope you feel better soon!!!
Still - its no excuse for letting standards of moderation slip!!

How u need to treat women at different ages? When she is 8-u take her to bed and tell her a story 18-u tell her a story than take her to bed 28-u don t need to tell her stories to take her to bed 38-she will tell u a story, than she’ll take to bed 48-u tell her a story so that u don t have to take ...

W, not wanting to put a dampner on you being poorly, but it always amuses when people say they have the 'flu'. Full blown flu knocks you for six for at least a week. It's more than just a fever. You feel sick, ache all over and virtually can't get out of bed. Sounds like you just had a bad cold. I ...

Concs, I think you could be onto something there!! You can do free IQ tests online. This could be an entry procedure before being allowed to post. I don't think you could apply this retrospectively though, because there is always the danger that several of the more established members might not &quo...

sabiqoon wrote:dear Liban, I already knew you are an arab, a Lebanese

He's also Canadian - when he feels like it - depends upon his mood and the situation!

Liban wrote:

the_zooter wrote:Yes they are paid more per day, but they work longer hours - think its along the lines of the Venusian day and week.

Venus does have a slow revolution. I see your point.

Doesn't a day last nearly a year??
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "it's been a long day!"

alexandra wrote:

the_zooter wrote:My life is over! - I knew it was too good to be true!

Z baby don't cry...u r still my best buddy on DF

Awww - thanks hun.

So have you said yes then?? Does it mean you are no longer going to Dubai???

any of those great Islands on this earth are great, I wanna move to one someday :!: Oh now I want to be in one, I wanna be awaaaaaaaaaaay from everyone I know, place where there ain't guys tryna fool, uh thats my ptheticness my best frnd left & yeah thats no coOL ^_^ You should come to England ...

FT - the best sitcom ever produced imho There were loads of others though: On the Buses Are you being Served Fall & Rise of Reginald Perrin etc etc My all time favourite though (and its an 80's one actually) has to be Yes Minister - what a classic, and I somehow think that politics is just like...