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plenty of room Zoots, Nosher negotiated a specific area for us, he slipped the Project Manager a "backhander". :wink: :wink: :wink: Good to see that we can count on Nosher. A very loyal employee of the DFM. Him and the "boys" deserve another bonus, but they'll have to wait for t...

arniegang wrote:shhhhhhhhhh the "you not what", let them in on the enquiries you me and cons has had.

Oh, yeah (you meant Conc btw). Will do.
Nudge nudge, wink wink

We've obviously got a winning idea!

arniegang wrote:The world is monitoring our progress.

This enquiry is just the begining.

I thought you were going out?!?!?

arniegang wrote:he's lost the plot, its next week

Thank god for that - I haven't got a present ready or anything!!
Still, it'll come to next sunday, and I still won't be ready!!

Liban wrote:

Concord wrote:Of course they went there and brought lots of people with them! Where else did all the lunatics now living in Dubai would have come from? (Luna = moon in some languages).

There are Indians living on the Moon?

Who else do you think are digging out those craters??

Cons - can't you just get a dish washer?!?! Or better still, just go out for dinner. Then you neither have to cook the food, nor wash up afterwards!! :lol: u missed the point here Z baby... see, we were talking about the cooking as a strategy to win a girl's heart (even if her stomach will suffer :...

Liban wrote:Pinoys?

No - it has to be indians. Its tax-free out there

I'm having a really good time learning snowboarding. However I find that there's too much traffic on the slope all at once and it's hard if you're a learner as I know people expect you to get out the way, but hey I'm a learner and bloody can't! Came a cropper last week, guys on the ski lift were la...

yes, it is!
but, at the end of the day, even prostitution comes down to supply and demand!

This post either needs to go in the Auto or For Sale sections.

Arnie/Liban - where are you when we need you?

Uh, the men should be here on business because there is business to do. I highly doubt that all the prostitution is for businessmen... Some of us have husbands who are businessman, and they aren't travelling to world cities to have s.e.x with prostitutes. Thanks :) K - you are right in the most par...

Of the two, I'll go for smoking is the worst.
Its the people that are so damned inconsiderate that get on my nerves! So smoking over swearing any day of the week!

arniegang wrote:Zooter


Shut UP !!!

What have I said now?!?!?
Don't tell me - you're a smoker who has never sworn is he life?!?!

arniegang wrote:or really stupidly from the Columbia Outdoor sportswear shop in Battuta Mall

Ok ok - consider myself told!! Just didn't think there would be much call for it in Dubai!!

arniegang wrote:

kanelli wrote:let's see arnie in a mini skirt and stilettos

You know me well
How about a "golf skirt" ?

Is there something you'd like to share with the group buddy??

In this season of completely stupid and pointless questions on DF, I thought I'd ask a Hiya-esque type question:

What colour would best suit the sky??

I've even done a completely pointless poll too!!

Yes, you are right - I'm losing the plot!
It's the pointless questions thats doing it - I can't keep up with them all - or arnie's responses!!
Plus, I'm having a bad day/week so far!!

I think I need a holiday!!

GAB wrote:Next we'll see zooter idling down SZR naked. His excuse will be ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Wouldn't be a pretty sight!!
On the upside though, I might get a good suntan!

Of the two, I'll go for smoking is the worst. Its the people that are so damned inconsiderate that get on my nerves! So smoking over swearing any day of the week! Agree with you on that zoots. The point about pregnancy and smoking and passive smoking for kids-that is just criminal. Some parents sho...

I actually think I've heard about that!! :shock: :shock: I've watched it... entertaining to say the least. Funny but that comes as absolutely no surprise!! :lol: X - you pervert!!! I expected arnie or Liban or DK to take this thread down a level, but not you!! I thought you were above all that!!

I wore a pink shirt and pink tie yesterday actually.
So sorry Chocs, you are right - should have picked a more diverse range of colours.
Even so, I would have got complaints I expect - like "you've not got apple white" or "where's the fuscia?" etc etc.
I can't win!!

maybe I'm having a nervous breakdown - brought on by too many pointless Hiya posts, and his/her new disciples!!

XRW-147 wrote:Z, listen to the wise Big Mamma. I'm nothing but an

Hmmm - I'm not convinced!!!

GAB wrote:Yes, having been at the apex of purity one has to wonder if it is the weather that has affected X. However, if one does a search you will find that he has always been a sacrcastic deviant.

Is nobody on DF above reproach??

Actually there is more winter stuff on sale here (when it is winter in the Uk) than you can poke a stick at. Also places like Ace hardware sell those patio heaters................I could understand the fake log fire in Home centre but something that radiates heat!! :shock: It reminds me of school p...

GAB wrote:Nup!!

Oh right!!

Should I post a pointless question and poll about that too??

Question: Is anyone on DF above reproach?

Either that or the question is asking for Plastic Scouring Pads (PSP's)

XRW-147 wrote:Go to an Emarat or Eppco and buy the Auto trader or Auto mart. One of them has a new car price guide towards the back of the book. No useful online reference by either of these companies.

That's a bit of a bummer!! You'd think they'd put something like that online!