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XRW-147 wrote:
the_zooter wrote:Bet you can't do anything for me anyway!! :cry: :cry:

Theres no cure, just a cover for grey :wink:

I'm not grey (yet) - but besides, shaving it all off, I might never notice!! :roll: :roll:
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Do u need a plastic surgery 4 ur foto =-D
Replies: 56
Views: 5449

XRW-147 wrote:Well, Poohbear never pooed either.

I'm sure he must have done, just in between scenes! I assume he went behind a bush or something?
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: 666
Replies: 33
Views: 3556

As Z rightly pointed out you will need the 3 digit security code on the back of the card. Yeah, once I had the right security code, it worked perfectly. Plasma screen TV should be delivered tomorrow. I tried to buy a new BMW with it too, but it went over the credit limit - guess I was too greedy. I...
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My name is......
Replies: 52
Views: 4991

Shons, I've discussed this with a couple of my DFM associates, and we have a couple of initial concerns. Firstly, I'm aware of ongoing problems in Latvia (in a similar way to Lithuania, where I have been involved in business dealings before). I know that there can be considerable red tape, and often...
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: SEARCHING FOR SCOURERS r US/ DFM
Replies: 12
Views: 1866

Oh, my bad Z. I must have maxed it out when I ordered the diamond encrusted collar for PPK's tiger. Trust you!!! Well maybe Concs has a second card he might like to share with us?? Or if we got his address, we could just apply for credit in his name! I'll get the X5 on a Hire Purchase agreement. Sh...
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My name is......
Replies: 52
Views: 4991

XRW-147 wrote:Come to think of it I remember he spent a lot of time with his head and arse stuck in honey pots. That raises the question... was it really a comical scene or did those honey pots remain empty.

It was a honey potty, not pot!! Subtle difference X
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: 666
Replies: 33
Views: 3556

As Z rightly pointed out you will need the 3 digit security code on the back of the card. Oh thank you for the tip. But I am so confused b/c I can't decide to whether order plasma tv or IBM thinkpad T42. I will not try to be greedy and order both so I should pick only one. can you help me I hope th...
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: My name is......
Replies: 52
Views: 4991

alexandra wrote:hey sara...Hp would need some of ur skills
come on Hp don't be shy...there is a time in life when all of us will get there :lol: :lol: :lol:

She still can't make him smile!! Such a miserable person can never be made to smile! 8) 8) 8)
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Do u need a plastic surgery 4 ur foto =-D
Replies: 56
Views: 5449

hey you guys - lay off Liban - he's a nice guy!
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Lizards / geckos
Replies: 75
Views: 16142

XRW-147 wrote:
the_zooter wrote:It was a honey potty, not pot!! Subtle difference X


You never know mate, he could have had a killa bowl of chilli the night before and they had to work it in to the takes :wink:


Yeah - you know the whole thing makes more sense now - I think you've solved the Pooh Bear mystery!
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: 666
Replies: 33
Views: 3556

Zoots, sorry to say but you haven't been here long enough to make that judgement. We've known Liban quitye a long time - he's one sick puppy! No, leave the puppies, leave them!!!!!! Liban is a lovely chap - so you go easy on him. Mind you, I didn't think that yesterday, and its likely I might not t...
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Lizards / geckos
Replies: 75
Views: 16142

XRW-147 wrote:From the makers of Along came Chocco, Everybody loves Arnie, and the Kanelli code. In association with DFM Productions comes a new DF feature film featuring Z, in his debut movie remake - The Peacekeeper.

I've told you before - I don't like remakes!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Lizards / geckos
Replies: 75
Views: 16142

XRW-147 wrote:
Liban wrote:Then he bends over and gives new meaning to the police arrest phrase "spread'em". 8)


"Its a stick up"

You're going down!!
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Lizards / geckos
Replies: 75
Views: 16142

:violent1: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Can I do testicular electrocution on you? After I've pulled your toe nails out one by one! Pulling toe nails??? :shock: Choco if you are that hungry, I save my clippings so you can have some :) I think Chocs would if they tasted of Chocolate - otherw...
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Lizards / geckos
Replies: 75
Views: 16142

does the moon not have some gravity and therefore atmosphere? If there is atmosphere its posible there is wind as you would not be in space anymore As far as I'm aware there is a gavitational pull on the moon, but no atmosphere. As for the pics etc. Well personally I believe they did go to the moon...
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Did United States ever send man on moon as claimed by them??
Replies: 45
Views: 5813

Re: Snow centre

ajb wrote:Who has been to the snow centre thing in Dubai? Is it any good?

Chocs has - I remember her talking about snowboarding only a few weeks ago - you could try using the search function!
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Snow centre
Replies: 26
Views: 2697

Hmmmm - I'm not convinced!
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Do u need a plastic surgery 4 ur foto =-D
Replies: 56
Views: 5449

ajb wrote:cheers Z!

No problem!
I hear its blooming cold in there!! When I was in Dubai last month I watched people skiing from a safe distance, and behind the glass in the mall!!
Definately going to give it a go next time I'm in town though!!
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Snow centre
Replies: 26
Views: 2697

AJB and Chocs are no threat to the DFM. chill brothers The threats should be taken very seriously ... we have weapons of great torture ... I mean do you honestly think Hiya was an accident!!! Oh dear god - they aren't kidding Arnie!! We don't want another Hiya unleashed on the forum!!! Q: Why does ...
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Plastic Scouring Pads?
Replies: 788
Views: 63446

:idea: well wen can send Hp to see if tha us flag is still there...this way we will have evidence :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: Not such a stupid idea!! Well, maybe not send HP! I have heard that there is going to be a couple of orbitors sent to the moon to take pictures of the whole surface. In theo...
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Did United States ever send man on moon as claimed by them??
Replies: 45
Views: 5813

Cons - can't you just get a dish washer?!?!
Or better still, just go out for dinner. Then you neither have to cook the food, nor wash up afterwards!! :lol:
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai Romance
Topic: >?pOPcOrN recipe?<
Replies: 46
Views: 7795

They have a website and it is fun. My kids liked it but it was cold and you need gloves, wooly tights-only joking, socks (being from NZ u should have lots of them) scarf and warm top. They provide most things but there are health and safety issues with socks and gloves. Gabs: Really stupid question...
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Snow centre
Replies: 26
Views: 2697

well they did install a mirror on the surface, which they still use to shoot a laser at every once in a while to determine the distance between the moon and earth... maybe martians put that there.... just after they had handed over the blue prints for velcro and microwave ovens ... :lol: Did they s...
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Did United States ever send man on moon as claimed by them??
Replies: 45
Views: 5813

dbxsoul wrote:i heard that at roswell they recovered a female alien life form wedged in the drivers seat ...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

maybe she dropped her mirror while doing her makeup

Controversial - but nevertheless, probably true!!
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Did United States ever send man on moon as claimed by them??
Replies: 45
Views: 5813

Could be the possibility of moving manufacturing to Latvia from China - dependent upon funding from the Central Bank of Zimbabwe
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: DUE TO THE POSTING BY ARNIEGANG.........................
Replies: 18
Views: 2182

arniegang wrote:People forget skiing is dangerous, for those that think they can just bung ski's on and off you go. We are talking broken legs, ankles, twisted knees, broken/displaced hips, broken arms, broken/dislocated shoulders etc etc etc.

I'll stick to golf me thinks!!
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Snow centre
Replies: 26
Views: 2697

arniegang wrote:creative indeed, you love me just as i am thank you K

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Does Kanelli not have a choice?
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Do u need a plastic surgery 4 ur foto =-D
Replies: 56
Views: 5449

yes - we need to nip this in the bud before the problem gets any worse.

DK - any more room in the foundations of Burj Dubai?
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Plastic Scouring Pads?
Replies: 788
Views: 63446

arniegang wrote:We need to hold more serious talk Zoots, had the pm's btw, everything going as planned it seems

:wink: :wink: :wink:

Good Good. Should we discuss with DK when he wakes up from his afternoon nap?
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: DUE TO THE POSTING BY ARNIEGANG.........................
Replies: 18
Views: 2182

arniegang wrote:zoots

i gotta nip out for hour or 2 could you send a quick/brief pm to Liban. Chocs, Gabs, Dxbsoul, XRW etc to let them know what is going down please buddy.

Oh, er yeah sure. What is going down?!? :shock: :roll:
by the_zooter
Jun 05, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: DUE TO THE POSTING BY ARNIEGANG.........................
Replies: 18
Views: 2182
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