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arniegang wrote:The initaition ceremony is similar to my other "brotherhood". It involves bare chest, a noose and trouser legs rolled up

I cant say anymore or i would have to kill you all.

Not a Mason as well are you??

arniegang wrote:It's a secret Zoots - shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh right, erm sorry - Brother Arnie

Chocoholic wrote:Wow, I have to say that people who commute to AD everyday or to Dubai must have nerves of steel, I couldn't stand that.

Hmm - thats noted too!! I might be similar distance to commute as say Nottingham to Birmingham in the UK, but a little more intense!!

In 2005 i stayed at the JBH x 2, Mina A Salam x1, Al Qasr x 1, Madinat x1, Fairmont x 1, Sheraton(jumeira) x 1, Hilton (jumeira,) x 1 Grovsenor x1 and Meridian (Airport) x 1 and i didnt see topless. So again G i guess you were lucky. Now you are just boasting!! Or was it one night at each - they ke...

arniegang wrote:Zooter has stated he has a relationship Q but he is

Should he post the Q?

Hmmm - I'm not sure that I should!!

Off topic i know, but do you think this topic is a DF record holder ? Yep - it certainly is!! It beats the 258 posts on another Fayz topic: "Fayz attempts DF meeting" http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=5126 Congratulations to all involved for creating a new record!!! And I think t...

Some of you guys tend to make fun of people with "relationship issues", so for the moment I'm not convinced I should tell you all my problems!!

So convince me people - convince me I should tell you my problem!!

Do you believe in online dating or maybe falling inlove to a person without knowing them personally but only thru pictue? Is it worth to waste time or just leave it? u might be surprised, but there is a chance to meet a nice guy online! but don't get all ur hopes up, and keep in mind that a long di...

arniegang wrote:Shut up Fayz

We are all gagging to know what it is

You guys crack me up!!
Hmm, ok, I might post later tonight

alexandra wrote:

the_zooter wrote:So there is a chance for me yet then Alex??

zooter baby! r u feeling well? i mean is there a chance that HP hacked ur mind?

No - I'm feeling absolutely fine!!

alexandra wrote:

arniegang wrote:Zealot starts @ 3k posts and ends there

@ 3k post????
got it! thanks arnie
i am almost there

You won't get there before me Alex!!

alexandra wrote:

fayz wrote:Dude if you're a bit uncomfortable talking about it in a public forum try PM'ing someone like K or Const, the are both really good at advice in these matters and are willing to lend a helping hand.

or u can pm me zooter!

I posted it Alex - but thanks for the offer xx

Concord wrote:What kind of job are you looking for?

I'm looking for an Accountant's job - its the only thing I know how to do!!

My only goal when i moved into my place was it should be with in walking distance to work so I know exactly what the two of you are saying but imho i think the commute from AD is a lot easier than the commute from Sharjah. the speed limit is 160 the whole way and traffic isn't too caotic until you ...

Have already confirmed Zoots, that Arnie does not shake hands in a funny manner whilst winking with one eye...unless you are particularly attractive, and of the female persuasion! :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight Ahhh, my mistake!! I confused Arnie attempting to flirt as a secret freemason's handshake!! :l...

Dubai Knight wrote:You're not far off the 1000 club Zoots...



Knight

I'm trying to catch up!! Give me a couple of weeks!! I have a feeling my "relationship problem" post might help me get to the 700 mark!!

Dubai Knight wrote:The Palm will lose its shape and become 'The Blob'

Hmmm - not quite what will attract the tourists!

I can see the adverts now:

"Come to Dubai, stay on the world famous Jemeirah Blob; take a trip round the World - it might not be here next week!"

Sorry gLoBalTeCh - you've completely lost me!

Where are DK's "associates" when you need them??

Ja ist alles im auftrag, Ritter

And less of the speaking German - aren't we supposed to be sicilian??
Or is it to confuse the enemy?

Concord wrote:How about "DF Godfather" for reaching 5000 Posts.

Fantastic idea Conc. Can that actually be incorporated into the programming you guys??

I've got a great piccy of some devlopment in Abu Dhabi but can't figure out how to post a picture - you can't just paste it in?? Have a look at this post - will show you how to di it - dead easy!! http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=7266 Looking forwards to seeing some AD pics Thanks

arniegang wrote:mmmmmmmmmm i think it could possibly be that tree hugger Kanelli.

It was obvious Conc's had her and her oganization beat, so maybe this is their new tact, to save the environment from PSP's PSD's.

Good thinking mate - I think you could be onto something there!

mmmmmmm DK made me think SpyCee = Spicy and 69 = ohhhhh errrrrr I dunno bout this one, a spicy person who likes to do a 69' ?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I don't even want to think about it!! I've enough relationship problems (see romance section) than to start flirting with another girl. Alex...

MaaaD wrote:good thing you did post it, but just keep in mind one thing. regardless what they say size does matter. thats my ultimate relationship advice for you zootie

Erm, thanks for that. Sounds like this is bringing back some painful memories for you Maaad??

My vote is for Choc's tiger - I like her tiger, its very furry!!
Much better than Liban's ass (what is the difference between a donkey and an ass?)

While AD is much slower in terms of developemtn than Dubai, i feel that they are taking there time and learning from the mistakes that have been done in dubes. Look at the way AD is planned for example, they will never have a traffic problem even if the city population explodes. Ofcourse the tonnes...

Hope you all have a good time. Really wish I was there helping you all!!
Sometime soon I'm sure!

Enjoy!!

Liban wrote:Can I use an Excel function on Fayz to "unhide" it?

An interesting plan!! You could highlight him in green whilst you are at it!

nostradamus wrote:what can one say.

Please don't start!! You'll all wake Chocs up!!