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Arnie, now we have to kill terranova for possession of information about our existance... I killed the last guy, can you take care of this one or hand him to one of your minions? DK maybe? I have taken care of terranova buddy. 8) 8) 8) Has he been warned about moving in on my flirting territory?? A...

Excellent idea
The Bored will take these ideas into account!

arniegang wrote:Zoots

Bored = fed up

Board = directors

Oh, erm, I knew that.
Must have been a freudian slip of the tongue (and keyboard)!

you do it a lot, it was doing my head in :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: It was DK that started me off on that one I have to say - guess I got that confused!! Its like people that buy stationary - how can they buy "standing still"?? :lol: I can hear my old boss now - "E for Envelopes"

Concord wrote:I spotted it too and I thought Zoot was being funny and since this is serious business I simply ignored it.

Oh, erm, obviously I'm being deadly serious! This is my whole future we are talking about - its my nestegg for old age!

constantine wrote:or perhaps the "chairman of the bored" hahaha(loud embaressed laugh) i know i know bad joke...sulks away...

Erm, I think Cons was making a joke about "the firm" - concrete overcoat time??

Just so you know how confident "Scourers R Us" are about their product you are requested to publish the results in the newspaper. I suggest you contact Terranova, self proclaimed "Favorite Reprter No. 1" (who is busy at the time chasing his own tail with a fiction novel to be ti...

Big congratulations to Fayz who has entered the 1000 club!!

Well done!! Here's to the next 1,000!!!!

Liban wrote:Congrats buddy... You now officialy have no life

Speaking of no life - looks like you are probably going to be the first to join the 4,000 club today sometime!!

nostradamus wrote:somebody has to do the rubbish jobs like visiting a museums / theme parks and report back and tell it as it is

If you don't like it, don't go - simple!!

It always gets me that these are actually quite clever ideas. The attention to detail to set this all up and make it all look like its part of the normal ATM is mind boggling. If only these people could channel their hard work and ingenuity into something legal - the world would be a much better pla...

arniegang wrote:totally agree with you zooter, these tree hugging save the world crackpots are a pain in the arse.

That's one way to put it!! I was trying to be more tactful about it!!
Anyway, one thing is for sure, its not going to be tolerated by Scourers R Us and the DFM either!!

terranova wrote:aaarhhhhh.. take the bridge or else!!

Whatever next?!?! They will be airlifting people over the river to ease congestion!!
What about a giant ferry?? If they got one big enough, it wouldn't even have to move, you'd just drive straight on the ferry and off the other side!

Its probably Hiya's younger brothers and sisters in training. :lol: :lol: :lol: And there was me going to ask a relationship question (obviously in the correct forum). But if people are just gonna think its a daft question, I'll just make an idiot of myself as per usual!! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Does anyone know how much you can borrow?? Eg is it 3 times your annual salary or some different computation in the UAE?

In the main the organised gangs running these scams are Eastern euopean. Interesting though that it happened in Dubai around the same time as the DFM was formed..........hmmmmm Its pure coincidence - and anymore of that talk, and I'll be getting DK to talk to his henchmen, erm, I mean "associa...

arniegang wrote:ok Cons as we know you well, your application to join the DFM will be discussed at the next meeting.

I do think we need to come up with some better names for our "associates" though!

DAMN!!! i wanted to announce something for my 1000th message but i didn't realize it happened, No matter all in due time :) When will you be making the announcement?? Will it be in the "General Chat" forum?? You're not going to wait until your 2000th post are you?? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Liban wrote:I rather like the Megane...

Liban
If you really have to go French, then go for Peugeot and Renault. Basically, Citroen is seen as the cheap version of Peugeot (its the same company).

Yeah - congratulations!
I see you are still a "Zealot" though - is that the highest rank one can attain on DF?

And you won't need your shoes either - they are fully supplied by the DFM

arniegang wrote:Confirmed that Liban and i are the highest ranking in DF. We are also "super mods" and "DF Mafia" and Liban has a really cute donkey.

Well, we all knew about the donkey!!!
Erm, I hadn't realised he was a full member of the DFM though??

arniegang wrote:Correct Zoots, and any more attempts to cross us and Liban's donkey "gets it".

yeah, could end up the same way as EJ's cute little doggie!

arniegang wrote:It was on the basis that Terranova puts us all in the same category. And he does have a donkey which will come in handy.

True - it may come in very handy - not least for marketing purposes!!

Sara1983 wrote:p.s.: I might be picking a lot on you. SORRY

Don't apologise - it takes the pressure off the rest of us!! Its really hard work picking on Liban all the time - nice to get a break now and then!

Ok people!! I know what some of you are going to say, silly things like: 1) Its a different city 2) Its a different emirate 3) Its spelt different Ok - thats the limit of what I know!! Right - here is the reason for my question: I've been approached about a job in Abu Dhabi, so basically I was just ...

Dubai Knight wrote:Your man disguised as a park bench in Knowledge Village with his eye on EJ...tasty!!!

Knight

I trust your eye's are on EJ for purely professional reasons?!?

Read this thread and good luck. http://www.dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=4245 Thanks Fayz - you are a star!! Any other info I should know?? I mean, I wouldn't be near to my DFM associates, thats one big downside!! But anything else?? I guess if I'm honest I don't like the sound it being less west...

arniegang wrote:people do commute Zoots

Presumably a lot better if you live in the Marina/JBR/Greens areas - its the AD side of Dubai.
Is it really feasable though?? What sort of travel times are we talking about??

you are right regards where to live in relation to AD. I think its about 70 miles Zoots, but it is a shit fast road and would probably take less time than 10 miles into town. Ok, so worth considering then I guess - but my main priority remains getting a job in Dubai!! Thanks so much for your help a...