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What a brilliant idea. Shame I'm probably not going to be in Dubai!! Oh well

arniegang wrote:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Fish n Chips - just cant be beaten eaten out of the paper, fighting off the Seagulls whilst sat on the harbour or seafront.

Priceless

Most definately!
Thats something I don't think could ever be recreated properly in Dubai - even with all their wealth

arniegang wrote:No Zoots, i think they are plotting and planning at the moment. If they had sourced any PSP's or PSD's you can bet they would have been gloating about it by now.

Its all a big hoax!

yep - definately 100% pointless!
wasted 5 minutes of my life on that website!!
Utter rubbish!

raidah asked first!! lol

Why is some of the picture blanked out?? is it to protect the innocent?!?! lol
And how fast were u going (I assume its for speeding?)

I had a clandestine rendezvous with fayz and his pal in industrial espionage in a public supermarket (he was posing as a shopper). However the meeting was one man short because fayz was avoiding me in the aisles. I believe he has found a source for the PSP's at unbelievable wholesale prices. We are...

I was doing 77 in a 60 limit, and the passenger was my son. The police by law, have to blank out the passenger. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Really?? I didn't know that!! Well thats disgraceful!! 77 in a 60 - couldn't you go any faster?!? lol I got caught doing 85 in a 60 - well, you might as well make ...

Maaad is like a dog on heat today!!

Dubai Knight wrote:Unfortunately Gabs was found with a thong on the public beach...and everyone asked her to thtop thinging!




Knight

Trust you to come up with an awful attempt at a joke like that!

Chocoholic wrote:Can't even get into the site.

Chocs, you aren't missing much!!

Big Picture - Nice to meet you too. No, don't work saturdays - was playing cricket this afternoon though, which was rubbish and I played rubbish and wished I was at work!!

yes - excellent work as always DK
You know really, we should give you a special undercover code name, because we wouldn't want people to know this is you, if you know what I mean?? No? Not sure I do either!!

Dubai Knight wrote:

irish vanessa wrote:Congrats arnie-baby!! You're a legend!

Did you not mean leg-end?



Knight

Yeah - thats it - leg-end! But what about the rest of him?

Zoots...Alex is already spoken for and a continued attempt to breach her defenses will only end up with you either picking your teeth out of a bowl in the A&E unit or finding sensitive parts of your anatomy nailed to the floor with 6" wire jobbies! One look at her avatar will tell you...do...

Hmmm, Fish & Chips.
Like I say, they are much better at the sea side. Perhaps its the damp atmosphere, sea breeze and the gentle aroma of the North Sea that adds to the flavour of Fish & Chips??
LingaLonga Fish & Chip Shop in Skegness - The Best!!

Dubai Knight wrote:Football in a cinema?

Oohh! Will it be like Escape to Freedom? Pele? Bobby Moore? Syvester Stallone in goal?

Total shyte!



Knight

Its not a movie they are showing DK. Its the World Cup. You know, the WORLD CUP??

Excellent work Mr Concord! The bored are pleased with your response to the government who, once again, seem to want to restrict free trade in something that many households consider to be vital to their everyday lives.

arniegang wrote:

Liban wrote:Where did you get my picture from??? Also, how dare you show my donkey to the world!!!

do you do donkey rides up and down the Jumeria Beach road Liban ??

Hey - we could utilise Liban's donkey to deliver PSP's to people's homes!!

Great idea Zoots, and we could walk him along the whole length of Jumeira Beach will supplies and we could sell them to the people on the beach. People love donkeys especially kids, so the plan is get the kids over awwwwwwwww nice fluffy donkey etc, then make them tell their parents how great our p...

raidah wrote:use Liban, but leave the donkey alone

What?!?!?!
But Donkey's love kids!! Its a proven fact!

alexandra wrote:from what i remember i did not hear zooter complaining

Quite right Alex

There will never be a fight over you Gabsy, because everyone knows you belong to Moi :oops: :oops: Awww - thats so sweet!! Erm, does that mean the way is clear for me and Alex?? What do you say Alex?? :love4: Sweet like a possesive stalker :lol: Not sure how I can respond to that without dropping m...

alexandra wrote:

the_zooter wrote:

alexandra wrote:from what i remember i did not hear zooter complaining

Quite right Alex

i knew u wont dissapoint me zooter!

And I knew you liked me really!!

I think the biggest expose is not regarding the DF Mafia, but that Liban is a Trekkie!!!

So Liban.........which was the best captain??

b-dum!!

"I'm 'ere all week"

Not Kirk because he had a speech deficiency and all he thought about was getting laid (though in itself is not a bad thing)... Not Picard because he was bald and liked to talk his way out of trouble too much... Sisko was a Captain.... Though he was commander of a Space Station, so please... They ga...

Have you got a problem with bald people?!?! Archer? Is that the Quantum Leap guy?? No problems with bald people. I mean I liked Charles Xavier (X-Men)... I think that Patrick Stewart is a great actor... But the character of William T. Riker in TNG was more to my liking for a captain even though he ...

come on Fayzy tell, tell ,tell :D :D :D :D ps if you are going to tell us you have found some PSP's PSD's we wont believe you :lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah, I agree - we need to know now if its about PSP's! DK - Big congratualations on getting to 1000 posts!! I must say that last week I thought you had no...

yeah, good one Concs - I like the way you gave a perfect rebuttle to the letter, and also included a sample of what we have to offer!

Brothers of the DFM Call to arms and commence extreme Moderation. DK - the known hitlist of non conformers is as follows: Kanelli - (double agent and sneaky with it) Maaad - trying to Muscle in on a well respected board members flirting ( zooter) Terranova - for initiating rebellion. DK , could you...

Where did you get the notion of an Italian Mafia? The so called "Mafia" (a hollywood fantasy of course) are from Sicily - not Italy (not Italian), regardless of what you've heard before. Cappiche Paisane. Are Sicilians not Italians...? La Cosa Nostra is better! 8) 8) 8) Knight They have n...