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arniegang wrote:Good job she's an "ex girlfriend" then Zoots

Yeah, she could have quite easily bankrupted me!!

I am currently doing Market Surveys of all the cheap crap shops in the South West. Do you normally frequent them - or is this just purely for market research?? Erm, maybe I should revisit my copy of FHM's Top 100 babes - purely to find some more suitable candidates to star alongside Fayz and EJ in ...

fayz wrote:never forget your targe audience, wear plastic gloves and get knee deep into it.

We are still talking PSP's, right??

I always give the guys in the petrol station 5 dhs each, and at restrauants but only when i get good service (10%). Also taxi drivers if they a/ dont smell b/ actually know where they are going c/ they are pleasant and dont grunt when spoken too. I agree with "C". with respect to "b&...

Em Hello gentlemen, I am Miss Jewels assistant & I will be assisting her. Meet her Dog Pullu Chullu. Although Miss Jewel & myself are aware that animals are not allowed in the board room but Miss Jewel treats her dog as her own son therefore she wants Pullu Chullu to attend all the meeting....

I have a sneaky feeling that EJsAssistan is in fact HP, rather than EasternJewel!

I take exception to the British conclusion by HP. Thats sooooooooo unfair. Now if we are talking Malaga or the places where all the "common people" go i could understand that. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: But then that doesn't count!! What Brits do abroad cannot be pinned on the british! When ...

Dubai Knight wrote:So how do we know that he knows that she knows that he knows...???

We think we should be told!



Knight

Who knows!!

arniegang wrote:I am completely speechless, shocked is an understatement.

We need to get moving on the private detective thing - and fast!
Also, DK's input would be appreciated. I notice he is back!

Congrats to Arnie for hitting 3000! Of course I mean posts, not years old!!!! Liban had better look in his rear view mirror... :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight I sort of did - on his 3000th post I mentioned that is was a waste of a post. I think the momentus post was along the lines of: :lol: :lol: :lol: A...

Incidentally, the policeman who came to the site of my accident, didn't even know where Emirates Towers were! He didn't get a tip either! :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight To be fair though, Emirates Towers aren't that big a landmark - they just have so many landmarks they get confusing!! They could d...

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Bottom of the 1st page was Arnie's 3000th post - and boy was it worth the wait!!!

I heard of a reliable Private Eye company. They are know as "S3 Guys" (Sneaky, Sleezy & Shameless) they'll get to the bottom of it. Meawhile, the legal firm of "Cheat'em & Fleece'em, LLP" is willing to defend Scourers R Us against Sony. They will even take it on a contin...

'ang on...'ang on...'ang on! I have now got to trawl through 15 (!!!) pages of posts to find out what the fcuk you lot are on about! When/if I get the meaning...I may be able to refer it to my solicitors (Messrs. Sue, Grabbit and Runne) and see if there is anything in it! :shock: :shock: :shock: Kn...

Arnie - you officially have got no life!!!


But a sterling effort all the same - we may have problems with the licencing of these tracks is my only concern. And of course, none of us would want to be associated in any way shape of form with music piracy!

I feel left out!

Excellent work DK. Fantastic work infact. I agree, a sterling effort by you. As for a sterling reward, well it depends on strength of the Zimbabwean Dollar, and when your container ship can make a return journey. So you may have to wait a few weeks. Great work once again, and I commend your work to ...

HP wrote:or

we shuld ask for forum " VIP club" , where people above 500 posts are allowed to cum in ? We can share our private stuff in that club

Oooh - a "500" club! I'm not far off that - does that mean I'll be a VIP??

arniegang wrote:Plzzzzzzzzzz dont tell me you holdiday in Majorca or Benidorm or Corfu plzzzzzzzzzzzzz Zooter.

Good god no - give me some credit!!

It was a really tough question, and I immediately thought of the people (or person) who posts saying what a wonderful webside dubaijobs.com is, but at the end of the day I'd have to say that the Oscar for the most boring poster in a Dubai Forum for 2006 is....... (drum roll please)............ HIYA ...

HP wrote:Zooter ,


you will be VIP , i mean very important person not very idiot person

You'd better mean that - or there'll be trouble!

Plzzzzzzzzzz dont tell me you holdiday in Majorca or Benidorm or Corfu plzzzzzzzzzzzzz Zooter. :lol: :lol: :lol: Good god no - give me some credit!! :lol: Margate? :shock: :shock: :shock: Knight Shhhhh - don't tell everyone, or they'll all be going there - it'll lose its charm if it gets too busy. ...

MaaaD wrote:I am starting to think Hiya is an automated shit spewing robot

You may not be too far off mate!!!

Tomorrows question I suspect is:

How many legs has a dog got??

So I guess now we just have to wait on news from EJ - she's been pretty quiet today. I suspect she has realised her plan has been rumbled!

arniegang wrote:Us business types are so unforgiving - the little cute fluffy dog has concrete wellies on

Dont mess with the SRU Board.

And I have a watertight alibi! I was absolutely nowhere near Dubai at the time!!

or we shuld ask for forum " VIP club" , where people above 500 posts are allowed to cum in ? We can share our private stuff in that club :P Oooh - a "500" club! I'm not far off that - does that mean I'll be a VIP?? Zoots you are a member of the DF Mafia - that overides any other...

Liban had better look in his rear view mirror... All about Liban Dubai Forums Zealot Joined: 24 Mar 2005 Total posts: 3844 [7.67% of total / 9.00 posts per day] All about arniegang Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Total posts: 3046 [6.07% of total / 20.86 posts per day] If average posts per day stays the same (...

arniegang wrote:Zoots

You were miles out on your last prediction, i have a feeling you may be way out again

If I was good at predicting things like this, I'd make millions on the stockmarket (in Zimbabwean dollars of course )

HP wrote:

easternjewel wrote:where have ya seen me Hp?

hahaha shuld i send ya PM

No no - tell us all!!
You can't go around with you wild statements without giving the evidence to back it up!

Hold on a cotton picking minute HP. Who are you sniffing around, it seems to change on a daily basis. First it was Chocs, then EJ, then Alex and now you back to EJ again. Make yer mind up lad. he can't arnie and don't blame the kid, he likes to play but i guess that he is mad cause no BARBIE is ava...