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Concord wrote:its an upsidedown tear drop. Like the ones shed when looking at your bill.

LMAO

You probably aren't too far off the mark!!

Liban wrote:SHUT THE FCUK UP WITH YOUR DUMB QUESTIONS!!!!!

Yet again Liban, I agree!!! The stupid questions are driving me nuts!!!

geraintindxb wrote:wow, it's my turn now.
"geraintindxb" Geraint is my english name which is given by myself. it means the Fighter in the War. and i love a movie called " Gladiator".
obviously the figher is in Dubai now:)

Isn't Geraint a Welsh name??

arniegang wrote:

MaaaD wrote:You guys forgot one thing, you need a local sponsor.

MaaaD

Shame on you. Our head office will be in Jebel Ali, so no need for a local sponsor.

Close to the port, where we will be inporting the containers full of money from Zimbabwe, right Arnie?

arniegang wrote:Yes Zoots and Jebel Ali is a Freezone.

Erm, oh yeah, er, I knew that!!

Liban wrote:I laugh when those dumb Greeks say that Greece will win... Man the Euro Cup was rigged in 2004... Don't they understand that???

Would you like to explain to us all your theory on how Euro2004 was rigged in Greece's favour??

What in the hell is this guy (or girl) on about????
I've wasted 30 seconds of my life reading that rubbish - thats 30 seconds I'll never get back!!

It shows how annoying everyone finds these posts, as time after time I find that Liban and Arnie are in full agreement!!
That speaks volumes!!

arniegang wrote:I'm even using his very own words

Please don't tell us that you are turning into Liban??

NO!!!!!!!

I too find them very annoying on those pirate DVD's.
Oh, erm, not that I have ever watched pirate DVD's, or ever illegally downloaded music from the internet or sold them to my friends - honest Chocs

Terranova Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lets just say she has standards. I would like to put on record that i never buy or copy old DVD's and certainly nothing older than those just released on DVD or prior to its release in the cinema. :lol: :lol: :lol: Its always worth reiterating that p...

arniegang wrote:Excellent Fayz. But we also need a wide and closing up shot zooming in on EJ's pert bum in a very tight mini skirt.

No comment!!

pmsl i just noticed this end screen… fayz comes in and says “life can be easier if you have the right tools ” sunsets in the background,  Fayzy, are we talking Scourers's here or your tackle behind your zip mate? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Are you thinking of the post-10pm screening of the inf...

can you please give me an example of such illegal file sharing sites. for reference only of course! Well, I would use, should I be interested in illegally downloading music from the internet, which of course I am not, I'd use a program like LimeWire, because you can get a wide choice of music on th...

We could make 2 infomercials. The family one and the Adult one. Target a wider audience. You think EJ would do "topless" ? :D :D :D Don't push it - we are on shaky ground with EJ as it is - she has the power to scupper our plans completely, possibly! Is the board meeting still on?

I agree guys, i hear people do use sites such as Emule and Limewire etc, but like Zoots and Cons i have personally never visited these sites. But if i did want a particular song then its nice to know these sites are there. But as i dont want a particular song then obviously i do not visit them. I a...

alexandra wrote::lol: lol see? even my mouse clicked twice on the post reply!

Want another hug Alex??

Isn't Geraint a Welsh name?? :? Z, I don't think he meant english in the context of origin. Typically Chinese people don't get given an 'english' name at birth so along the lines of growing up they tend to give themselves an 'english' name to make things a little easier. Ok, sorry, I'm with it now!...

arniegang wrote:

XRW-147 wrote:Hiya needs to meet 'Goodbai' - that should resolve the Hiya effect.

Can't believe you "wasted" your 3000th post on this!!!

I'm here!!
I have no apologies for absence to inform the board of - though I don't think EJ will be on - probably shopping with all those Zimbabwe dollars she's expecting!

DK and Cons non apologies for absence have been noted. Down to business. Mr Zooter would you like to give the board the background behind item 1 on the agenda please. Oh, erm, you mean me! Well the background is that Miss Jewel (refered to as EJ from here on in), has made asertions that the said pl...

This leaves us in a tricky position, as our market research had shown that whilst there was significant support and demand for PSP (Plastic Scouring Pads), these were not available within Dubai, nor the wider UAE community. *knocks on meeting door* *enters room* Gentleman, I represent the Group of ...

Eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkk we have been infiltrated by Sony. I propose an emergency Agenda item to discuss a name change form PSP to PSD. Proposal I formally propose we now refer to our product in the marketplace as PSD's Can i have a seconder please. I second that! Oh, and I duly authorise you to do t...

arniegang wrote:Nooooooooo not the GITS pleaseeeeeeeee

(quivering in his chair)


Ok board this requires drastic action. I formally propose we employ the services of and EDATMI's (Emergency Defence against Trade Mark Infingements) and its subsidary TWATS ( Tinky Winky Anti Terrorists )

I agree!

Soory I missed the board meeting but had to make sure the bank would have enought storage space for my cash. Plus I had to negotiate a "volume discount" fee arrangment with the broker. Anyway, the best marketing news I have heard so far is the possibility of a lawsuit by Sony. Great stuff...

Thank you Mr Conc Your apologies are accepted and indeed welcomed with the news and idea's you have brought to the boards attention. Let battle commence, Sony do your best, we will not let you intimidate us and our pretty pastel PSP's. The board meeting is now closed @ 11.55 UK time, there being no...

arniegang wrote:ohhh sorry Mr Zooter.

Do you have AOB??

Oh, er, no! Thanks!

OK ty, the meeting is formally closed. The minutes will be posted within the next 24 hours and after at least another 3 pages on this thread. :D We'd better get typing!! I suppose we now wait for further demands from EJ and her maid?? Have you managed to source some sample PSP's for delivery to Dub...

I always give the guys in the petrol station 5 dhs each, and at restrauants but only when i get good service (10%). Also taxi drivers if they a/ dont smell b/ actually know where they are going c/ they are pleasant and dont grunt when spoken too. Do they have to meet all 3 criteria, or is it like o...

Not necessarily talking about Dubai here, but as I general rule I will only tip when I think someone has performed beyond what they are paid to do. I also very rarely tip when someone expects to be tipped. I have on occasions been about to give a tip until I see their outstretched hand as if they ar...