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easternjewel wrote:

arniegang wrote:mmmmmmmm wanna tell us more EJ ?

I dun understand your language. English please?!

You're asking a bit much of Arnie there!!

lol, you guys are a riot, thank you EJ for offering advise, that is until you got greedy and joined the conspiracy hehe. Hey - I'd like to point out that we are doing all this for you (and to make money on the Zimbabwean stock market!). And don't forget - you'll be in that infomercial with CZJ!! Su...

This is in the wrong forum. I completely agree - and have already said that!! 8) so u wanna fight me too... :oops: oh come on boys, have a little consideration for a little delicate flower, as Knight called me :wink: I've always wondered about DK's lack of judgement :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Zapata wrote:Plastic scouring pads should be in the products and services forum.


Innit.

Erm - No comment!

but i think he's a nice guy after all! :shock: oooooooohhhhhhhhh God did i really say that????? :twisted: You have committed a sin my friend!! Now get ready to face the (hp) consequences. :shock: :shock: :shock: OH OH OH Alex .................. But i am in love with Eastern Jewel :oops: really? ohh...

easternjewel wrote:dun b sad alex, he is jus playin hard with you. I know he luvs you
He is just playing the 'I luv some1 else' trick to make u jealous

No - definately think you are stuck with him EJ!!

Sorry

In one of the post I read arnie mention bout shipping and stuff? you guys wana import scrubbers? are you insane?? I will get them from wholesalers in local market & we will black them to desparate buyers like Fayz :lol: :lol: Yeah, good idea. Erm, Arnie was talking about shipping in the money, ...

alexandra wrote:

easternjewel wrote:

the_zooter wrote:Alex - you've still got me!!

ooooh so now I know why you say that! Your forcing me on Hp so that you can have Alex.
you dirty politician !

she got u all right zooty

Erm, erm, erm
I love you both too!!??

alexandra wrote:now don't play with the fire Zapata, might get burned!

Consider yourself warned!!!

alexandra wrote:

the_zooter wrote:

alexandra wrote:now don't play with the fire Zapata, might get burned!

Consider yourself warned!!!

1st warn, 2nd warn, 3.............start shooting his macho A$$

You don't have to warn me twice!!

fayz wrote:it'll be the largest IPO the ZSE has ever seen,

Definately - I don't think they'll be able to print the money fast enough to fill all the container ships that Arnie has got lined up!

GAB - that's just nasty. and muslims don't eat "sheep", the females for the same reason most other cultures don't. the females reproduce and give milk. unlike the males who are just a drain on resources :? i can't believe i just said that :evil: Erm, I thought we'd established that Muslim...

fayz wrote:Lol but you have to give kudos for jobsindubai’s tenacity.

10 out of 10 for persistance!!

Sorry, I was referring to zooter who said it applied to Muslims also your statements. We don't sacrifice female animals at Eid? Are you sure? I never really looked at their genitals myself to find out. What made you look there... hihi... thats a different story :lol: Again sorry bud, didn't mean to...

Right you guy. This EJ is giving me some serious cause for concern here. She is a definately a hustler. All this sweet and innocent stuff i dont believe. She's a shark and a smooth operator. We better watch our backs guys. Conc - love the idea of Scourer Man I agree - but she has got us over a barr...

arniegang wrote:and your shell suit and hoody

Who is from Ess.ex did you say??

She could be a "blagger" Zoots, and maybe her maid is sooo desperate for them. They then conspired to make up this "i know where they are " story, so they get in on the deal and best of all, the maid gets in on the first delivery of scourers. You could be right, but I think we n...

OK news back from the London Stock Exchange. They are going to launch Scourer's R' US on the same day at DIFC. Spoken to some brokers and analyists and they think its sooooo big, we could make it into the FTSE 100 on launch day. Cool Thats good news!! They are happy with our preferred choice of cur...

arniegang wrote:Why dont you just say "it does wonder's for your Knob"

A spades a spade with you isn't it!!!

They are stangely enough. When i spoke to the governor of the Bank of England, he was quite impressed. In fact the Zimbabwee Dollar has created quite a stir amongst the powers that be. They are having a cabinet meeting to discuss this. Gordon brown is going to put it to them that we definately dump...

constantine wrote:

arniegang wrote:Why dont you just say "it does wonder's for your Knob"

the snake blood pumps itself up the knob ...or as i would refer it..."a rush of blood to the head""

Really??? Hmmm - that gives me an idea!!

Why dont you just say "it does wonder's for your Knob" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: the snake blood pumps itself up the knob :lol: :lol: :lol: ...or as i would refer it..."a rush of blood to the head"" :wink: Really??? Hmmm - that gives me an idea!! kindly share 8) Erm - not at ...

constantine wrote:oh look

monty has a python...

pmsl

arniegang wrote:There will never be a fight over you Gabsy, because everyone knows you belong to Moi

Awww - thats so sweet!!

Erm, does that mean the way is clear for me and Alex??

What do you say Alex??

been a few days since i've logged in, due to ++ problems...but catching up with this thread has been a laugh ..... you lot are something else... :lol: ..and fayz...your dishes will be growing mushrooms by the time u get these scourers ...lol Do not fear - Scourers 'R Us will soon be to the rescue!!...

I don't think that X believes in our concept. I'm assuming he doesn't want to come on board. What do you think Arnie? Besides, we've got more than enough support from the good people of this forum!

Puff, puff, give and I would be on board faster than u can do a line. puff puff pass;) all this talk and talk about moldy mushrooms you got to figure somebody is on something.. By the way I'm switching infomercial wives from CZJ to Salma Hyak, good to have an arab wife, don't want to shun the local...

themindboggles wrote:Shell suit and hoodie? I was thinking more of raincoat and ..er...not alot else

Is that you I've seen a few times in my local park??

Ooooh ooooh ooooh - if women ruled the world...... 1) There would be more shoe shops 2) It would be law that you had to have matching accesories for each outfit 3) Each car would need to be fitted with parking sensors - so that rear view mirrors can be used for make-up application I'll think of some...

dbxsoul wrote:3. the luggage allowance on flights would be increased by 20kg to cover handbags

Like the third one!! Men could use the extra 20kg for something usefull, like, erm, golf clubs, or maybe some power tools of some description!