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Liban wrote:

the_zooter wrote:то обжуливает

Say what?

Its Russian!! - apparently it means "That's cheating" !!

The bank will be no problem, in fact rather than do a business plan for your loan app, i would just print off this thread. Maybe just maybe the bank would be so impressed, your bank manager may refer this to the bank's Board and we may get them on board as investors as well I would only offer your ...

Now all we need is our Events Director - where is DK when you need him??

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: zooter don't push ur luck! Awww - give me a break! Pleeeaaassseeee :love4: oh, romeo....i am affraid to say yes, i am affraid that HP will kill u :cry: but hey , don't even think that i will kill myself if u will die :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ...

I seen him log in last nite, but he didnt post. I think he may have seen our cunning plan and his excitement at the prospect of "eventing" this may have knocked him out. :lol: :lol: :lol: Yes, hopefully he is using his time away from the forum to formulate some ideas and get the creative ...

arniegang wrote:Deffo

But ohhh not too hot an iron, it may melt the Scourer's

Ahh yes - I was forgetting - they are plastic!! Hmmm, well we'll just strike whilst the iron is luke-warm then!

I had pigeon once! That was pretty disgusting!! The waitress had assured me it was very tasty! Hmmm Oooh, and once I had the most vile Ghoulash on a flight to the US. It was completely inedible! The conversation with the stewardess went: Stewardess: "Chicken or Ghoulash?" Zooter: "Hmm...

Ok, so we just need our Events Director, DK, and we are all ready to start sourcing suppliers and do the grand launch in Dubai!

Do you think suppliers will be happy to accept Zimbabwean Dollars as payment??

themindboggles wrote:I'm from Newland Hill Council Estate in Forest Hill - any relation?

I don't think so!!

Oooh - and what was your original question - I've forgot!

about the ghoulash :lol: . it is actually called gulyás. and u don t really expect to eat a ecent mean on a plain, now do u? :lol: on the other hand, the gulyás is not smthing u can burn...its our national food, trust me a know. so i guess u were give some....hmmm, lets see"crap, shit, pooh po...

Good Good - nice to see that the finances will soon be in place. How many packs of the colourful Plastic Scouring Pads do you think we'll be able to purchase with a ship load of money from Zimbabwe?

themindboggles wrote:or Amnesia

Erm, what was the question again??

Scouring Pads are evrywhere! yes the plastic ones! I m sorry I cudnt read 6 pages on this so I duno if any1 has already suggested you where they are available but I know they are, since my mom gets them in bulk! WHAT?!?!?!?!? They sell them in Dubai??? Where???? Do tell us more, because there aren'...

Liban wrote:Also what is ram?

FYI - Sheep is not forbidden in Islam.

Erm, a ram is a male Sheep - I think!!

Liban wrote:OK thx.

In return Liban (or anyone), can I ask a question?

In my ignorance ( ), I don't know why you don't eat the pig. What is the reason for that?

Thanks

Its a scam Zooter - dont respond I think EJ has shown her dad and they are trying to muscle in on our business plan. I think they are trying to put us off. I'm really surprised. I didn't think EJ was like that - I thought she was a nice sweet girl. I'm disappointed! We'll just keep quiet about any ...

Sometimes, we all have to make sacrifices for a greater good - and surely just seeing the delight on Fayz's face and his fellow sufferers, means that its a sacrifice worth taking. That money is going to take some serious counting though! I'll have to see if I can get hold of one of those little rubb...

I agree zooter with regard to the nobbly rubber finger money counter device. I have been online and logged onto the RAC and AA routefinder. I keyed in a road route from zimbabwee to the UAE. The only practicable route was via Paris going south on the Champs Ellesse. I then calculated the number of ...

raidah wrote:they consider the pig a dirty animal. the quran says its a dirty animal, just like the dog

Ok - makes sense!
I think its only the Koreans that like a good dog for dinner!

However the good news is that the Dubai Traffic Dept are interest in us supply their patrol cars with Scourer's. Apparently they are currently undergoing a feasability study to encourage all Police Cars to have the cleanest "windscreen" in the Emirates. They think our scourer's will do th...

I couldn't have a thread 7 pages long on scouring pads go without a post from me. So here it is. hmmm.. not that interesting in here... What are scouring pads anyway? :) Not that interesting??!?!?!?! :evil: :evil: :evil: Fayz is the scouring pad expert - so your question is best directed to him. Yo...

Erm, sorry to be a spoil sport - but what has all this got to do with romance?? Unless this is your idea of romance - getting your girlfriend a work permit??

However the good news is that the Dubai Traffic Dept are interest in us supply their patrol cars with Scourer's. Apparently they are currently undergoing a feasability study to encourage all Police Cars to have the cleanest "windscreen" in the Emirates. They think our scourer's will do th...

Think this should go in the religion section really - because I can see this thread taking off!! This is a fairly old story (if I'm thinking about the same one?). Is it to do with a man in Afghanistan who converted to christianity? This is a crime under sharia law (I think) which is punishable by de...

arniegang wrote:OK EJ , you, your dad, your mum and your maid and pet hampster are in on the deal.

We will discuss share options when DK and Zooter are available

Well, she's gonna have to be in on it now - or the whole deal is scuppered!! Erm - obviously don't tell EJ all this!

audreygaur wrote:I thought only Arnie on this forum has no work - you too zooter??

Erm, my boss is away this week
Nobody tell him - ok? Its a secret between us DF members

Been missing out on my averages over the last couple of days though guys...been up to my bum in meetings!!! But will be finding time to get to that elusive 1K in the coming days! My Accountant joke: What do accountants use as contraceptives? Their personalities!!!! Fnarr! Fnarr!! :lol: :lol: :lol: ...

Concord wrote:What's the difference between a dead snake and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road? There are skid marks in front of the snake.

I like it! (Mainly because it was a joke not involving accountants!)

Liban wrote:This is in the wrong forum.

I completely agree - and have already said that!!

OK EJ , you, your dad, your mum and your maid and pet hampster are in on the deal. We will discuss share options when DK and Zooter are available :wink: :wink: :wink: Well, she's gonna have to be in on it now - or the whole deal is scuppered!! Erm - obviously don't tell EJ all this! Sources have re...