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Audrey, you've just obviously not read the whole thread! It has to be that exact item (made in China) - everything else are just expensive fakes! We really need to find a way to solve this long term problem. Arnie, do you think that there could be a market in Dubai for these pads?? Afterall, surely ...

Ok, here is my (brief) market research. It is based on Fayz being a "normal" Dubai resident. And I believe there are about a million people living in Dubai (for the sake of arguments, we'll say there are!!). Now, Fayz is so far the only member of this forum to admit to having a plastic sco...

can we quickly copyright our idea?? So that nobody else can get in there before us??

sounds good to me buddy. Are you sure nobody is listening into this?? Scourers 'r us - very catchy!! Do we know any marketing experts?? I strongly suspect that despite some of the banter, their are people both inside and outside of the forum secretly cheering that Fayz has brought this to the world'...

Cool buddy. Could you recalculate figures based on need in a XL doc, projecting supply based on your figures to include the population of Dubai and the other Emirates, then maybe we lcould ook at Franchising this throughout the Middle East. Sure I can partner. You want me to produce some nice graph...

I wonder if we could entice people on the forum to tell us there dish washing horror stories, then try to show how much easier they would find life if they had some quality, chinese made, plastic scouring pads. I swear by them. Hey, we could get Fayz to endorse them. We could get his avatar on the f...

That would be brill if you could Zoots. I was thinking of booking the presentation night for "Scourers R' Us" at the Burj Al Arab". If we had the Spread Sheets and Graphs done in the same pastel colours, we could extend it to our corporate image. And heres the really cool bit. We cou...

Got it!!! DK is into events, we could see if he could set up matching pastel lazers. Also if his set up was in the Jumeira Beach Hotel, we could hire some seriously heavy duty projection gear and project moving images of "scourers" all over the Burj I'm loving that idea! WOW! Do you think...

I think I might put in a counter offer!!

What do you say Alexandra?? Me and you - off into the sunset together??

Alyapal wrote:Well the reason I asked is because that is were I am from as well Small World

Really?? Whereabouts?? Do you still live in Mansfield then?

Yes deffo Zoots. If we bring him on board i reckon we could clear a million each in the first year no probs Thats like music to my ears. And its all thanks to Fayz, for bringing this problem to our attention. Hopefully soon, he and others like him, will once again start to enjoy the washing-up once...

I think thats upto the lovely, beautiful Alex.
I've got a lot to offer a girl like her - so I'm sure its going to be a tough decision. Just so she knows that she has got a choice!

May the best man win (thats me btw)

Dirty Dishes ?? No more as endorsed by Fayz the rare miricle Scouring Pads that will change your life forever" What you think Zoots for the TV Commercial?? Thats spot on!! Who could we get to appear in the commercial. Erm, we might have to hold casting sessions. Fayz could star and would obvio...

alexandra wrote:

the_zooter wrote:I think I might put in a counter offer!!

What do you say Alexandra?? Me and you - off into the sunset together??

Erm, is that a yes??

I was thinking of casting someone like Catherine Zeta Jones to Support Fayz. And we can get her to wear rubber gloves oooooohhhhhhhh errrrrrr Cue CZJ at sink with rubber gloves on, Fayz comes into shot and says. "darling these dishes are sooooooooo clean" CZJ replies "ohhhhhhhhh my d...

arniegang wrote:eeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk DF's first serious fight over a girl

And fight is the right word - I'm not giving up on Alex yet!!

Alex: I know I'm a little late, but will you be my valentine??

alexandra wrote:

arniegang wrote:HP is getting very possessive

about EJ...yeah he is

Leave HP to dream over EasternJewel. I've only got eyes for you, Alex

hmmmm - geri halliwell!! How did you know!! She was definately my favourite Spice Girl!!

arniegang wrote:agreed Zoots some babe that wont want to be a slave to the sink - what about victoria beckham or geri halliwell?

We've got to think about equal opportunities you know. It should be Fayz that is doing the dishes, with Geri asking him how he gets them so clean etc....

You guys have come up with some great ideas and things to think about. I will discuss this further with my business partner. Fayz, of course we would take into account who you would prefer as your on-screen wife. An infomercial is also a good idea - but are you sure thats not just so that you can sp...

I'm actually glad I wasn't mentioned!!
But I don't think I'm HP's favourite person now (because of trying to steal Alex from under his nose!), so I'm sure I will also be "dead" or something equally as serious!!

I have lived here in Dubai for just over two years, but I am from Newlands Estate in Forest Town. :wink: Wow - its a small world indeed!! I'm actually from Berry Hill (the "posh" part of Mansfield, assuming any part of Mansfield could be classed as posh!). I've been looking for a job in D...

Liban wrote:Oh youpie!!! Jokes on lawyers and accountants.... Me likes!

I just prefer jokes about lawyers personally!!

arniegang wrote:We could attach 000's of Scourers to the outside of DIFC, and have Flags in the shape of Scourer's flying the whole length of the SZR and from the top of the Trade Centre.

You are definately the ideas man!! I'm liking this - we are onto a winner here me thinks!!

arniegang wrote:Deffo

In the words or Del Boy

"one day we will be millionaires"

Erm, is that in GBP, AED or Zimbabwean Dollars
($1m ZWD = £5.79 or 38 dhs !!)

XRW-147 wrote::lol:

Now how ever did u manage to flunk ur exam when u live and breathe it?

because he spends all his time on the internet trying to chat up Alexandra and EasternJewel!!

arniegang wrote:How did you know i was going to list Scourers' R US on the Zimbabwean Stock Exchange ??

Just a hunch!!
I could easily justify an investment of, say, $1.2m ZWD into share capital - I could stretch to that!

Bugga Zoots i was hoping you could stretch to $3m ZWD. Would you consider raising the extra finance ? I'll just tap it into my trusty calculator - hang on! Hmmm, well if I take into account the $10k that you owe me, I think I could just stretch to $3m ZWD. Might have to get a loan out. Do you think...

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alexandra wrote: zooter don't push ur luck!

Awww - give me a break! Pleeeaaassseeee