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XRW-147 wrote:I don't think swimming trunks are part of the crew uniform ;)


Thats a shame - especially where the lovely hostess's are concerned!
Still, possibly wouldn't fit in with the Muslim ethos. I can only dream!! :lol:
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Face Card???
Replies: 18
Views: 13486

themindboggles wrote:She is a bit of a goer but all the way to Mansfield? Methinks not


Erm - well I'll come out to Dubai - I'm not fussy!!
She might be a goer, but what about a looker??
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is Dubai turning into one big swingers party
Replies: 48
Views: 13949

themindboggles wrote:Page back one and you will see her described as a carnival ride - does that answer your question?


Yeah, but that doesn't mean she's a good looker!! :?
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is Dubai turning into one big swingers party
Replies: 48
Views: 13949

themindboggles wrote:She's been described as a 'bit rough'


Well I'm not bothered then! I have standards (yes Arnie & DK - you heard me right!!)
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is Dubai turning into one big swingers party
Replies: 48
Views: 13949

Yeah, good post Shaf. Though I have to say that I disagree somewhat with your belief regarding people in Coma's and letting them die if they need medical intervention to keep them breathing. I have first hand experience of this. A very good friend of mine was in an accident - she fell over a balcony...
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Clincly dead or Brain Dead
Replies: 24
Views: 4306

Reminds me of that "you don't look at the mantle while u're stoking the fire" saying :lol: I was just thinking the exact same thing!! I remember a teacher saying that once - this old guy, who'd be the last person you'd expect to say anything like that! Well a friend of mine was on about t...
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is Dubai turning into one big swingers party
Replies: 48
Views: 13949

arniegang wrote:
themindboggles wrote:So if you see a bird walking round Mirdiff with a binliner on her head, you'll know Zooter has been to town..



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


They are probably just embarrased to be seen with me!!! :lol:
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is Dubai turning into one big swingers party
Replies: 48
Views: 13949

arniegang wrote:( O ) ( O ) = with implants

(0) (0) = equals little ones


This is now my official categorization.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


You should put this quote as a sticky - so that we all use the same "boob-size" convention when posting on DF!!
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: WOMEN ON TOP
Replies: 137
Views: 13131

:angel5:


This do X??
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: WOMEN ON TOP
Replies: 137
Views: 13131

And there was me thinking he'd got married or something!!

Yeah, congrats DK - you now officially have no life!! :lol:

Not far off the 1000 post mark. Its close between Fayz and HP, with you closing in by the day!!
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Congrats Dubai Knight
Replies: 35
Views: 3750

XRW-147 wrote:
the_zooter wrote::angel5:


This do X??


Yes, Arnie needs to use that in his post. Will give his innocence some cred :)


Erm, No Comment!!!

8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: WOMEN ON TOP
Replies: 137
Views: 13131

Zooter - your point is poignant, doctors don't always get things right. Coma patients who aren't brain dead and need aid breathing should be given initial treatment. What happens next is really up to the family and doctors.. I haven't had to make these decisions and do not wish it on anyone else. M...
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Clincly dead or Brain Dead
Replies: 24
Views: 4306

Still, someone has to catch up to me!!!!! :D It's only a matter of time buddy :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: I'm sure Arnie has come up with a date as to when he and DK will catch you up - I would imagine, based on average daily posts, that there would be a date when Arnie will overtake Liban??
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Congrats Dubai Knight
Replies: 35
Views: 3750

Ok, I have nothing else to do at work today - so I've just worked it out!! Arniegang will, on current averages, overtake Liban on 13th August 2006!! DK will join the 1000 club on June 1st. Arnie will hit the 3000 mark on 30th May. DK would, in theory, overtake Liban on 9th June 2008 (by which time A...
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Congrats Dubai Knight
Replies: 35
Views: 3750

No Hiya - it's too early Ohhhhhhhhhhh bugger i'm going :sleepy1: :sleepy1: :sleepy1: :sleepy1: :sleepy1: :sleepy1: i'm gone :sleepy2: :sleepy2: :sleepy2: :sleepy2: :sleepy2: :sleepy2: :sleepy2: :sleepy2: :sleepy2: You beat me to that!! :sleepy1: Besides, asking a bit much - really an educated perso...
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: EDUCATED
Replies: 14
Views: 1627

ok ok GUYS ... I believe this sticky is for WOMEN and voila here u are talking about boobs and positions … hmm so typical :twisted: See ? That’s the reason there is war in the world cos men can't help putting their noses or nuclear bombs in everything… so Boys give us some space :wink: well said :l...
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: WOMEN ON TOP
Replies: 137
Views: 13131

arniegang wrote:Anyways its a stupid question

Whilst you lot have ( 0 ) ( 0 ) you will always rule the world, we are just putty in your hands.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Are they the big ones or the little ones??
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: If Women Ruled The World
Replies: 48
Views: 5341

Well I'm only going by averages!! Maybe someone should set up a weekly chart which calculates the number of posts by each member in the week - then we could forecast when people will hit milestones! Gees, you can tell I'm an accountant when I get going with this rubbish!! :oops: :oops: :oops:
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Congrats Dubai Knight
Replies: 35
Views: 3750

arniegang wrote:I bet i hit 3k by the weekend


I'd only be a couple of days out!! I said next Tuesday!
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Congrats Dubai Knight
Replies: 35
Views: 3750

Ohhhhhhhhh an accountant :twisted: :twisted: Reminds me of a joke What do you call 100 Accountants buried at sea ?? A good start :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Zoots - what sort of accountant are you buddy? Ha Ha - though I tend to agree - as long as you stick 100 lawyers down there too!! :lol: I'm a mana...
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Congrats Dubai Knight
Replies: 35
Views: 3750

arniegang wrote:Bloody hell Zoots - you do need a hobby :lol: :lol:

Well spotted these are "medium ones", my mistake i omitted this classification from my Boob List.


:?


You definately need to create a sticky - so that we are all aware of which ones are which!! :P
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: If Women Ruled The World
Replies: 48
Views: 5341

I wonder what the record is for that?? :lol:

So are you still without plastic scouring pads then Fayz?? Have you come up with a strategy of how you can avoid this potentially dangerous situation from happening again??
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Plastic Scouring Pads?
Replies: 788
Views: 62921

Most definately. I'm just wondering how we can do this. I wonder if Bob Geldof is aware of Fayz's plight? Maybe he could organise some fundraising, along the lines of Live8. Then, with the monies raised, we could purchase hundred of packets of scouring pads (plastic of course), and have them airlift...
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Plastic Scouring Pads?
Replies: 788
Views: 62921

Oooh - we could ask the manufacturers to organise us a discount for this worthy cause. They would be contributing to the betterment of life in Dubai and the Middle East in general.
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Plastic Scouring Pads?
Replies: 788
Views: 62921

And then you wonder how you failed your Microsoft Certification!!
Tut tut tut
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai forum members after 20 years
Replies: 137
Views: 11788

This idea has been raised. Also i will do an emergency mission next month. Thank goodness But this doesn't solve Fayz's long term problem - a lack of life-saving plastic scouring pads! Your airlift will only paper over the cracks - we need to come up with a long term solution that is both sustainab...
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Plastic Scouring Pads?
Replies: 788
Views: 62921

and no doubt HP will still be coming up with reasons as to why he failed his test, yet again!!
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai forum members after 20 years
Replies: 137
Views: 11788

you definately need certifying!
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Dubai forum members after 20 years
Replies: 137
Views: 11788

Alyapal wrote:
themindboggles wrote:She is a bit of a goer but all the way to Mansfield? Methinks not


Help me out with the Mansfield bit :?


Mansfield is where I live - in England!!
That was what they meant - it was a bit far to go!!
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Is Dubai turning into one big swingers party
Replies: 48
Views: 13949

alexandra wrote:
Hiya wrote:Alexa, you can save your sarcasim =)
share your opionion if you'd like, am not doing an essay here ..
:evil5: :twisted: :shaking:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
by the_zooter
May 22, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: EDUCATED
Replies: 14
Views: 1627
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