Dubai Forums

^^^ Has a problem with me checking how many posts people have!!

sara_uk wrote:^^single

single - and looking!!

kanelli wrote:Ice Hockey is best - hands down.

Hmm - still too much padding!!

I know a Canadian friend of mine has just moved to Sweden, and most most disappointed to find out that their are strict rules against fighting in the Swedish Ice Hockey league! It takes the fun element out of it!!

Dubai Knight wrote:Totally agree with you boys...but even Rugby League is a real game compared to American Football!

Likewise, Baseball=Rounders!



Knight

Baseball is rounders but with a big glove - to help them catch the ball easier!!

The Aussies are cruising this match!

^ian^ wrote:We have the Championship Trophy, now we would kindly like our Ashes back.

You can keep the mickey mouse trophy, and you can look at the Ashes whilst they are being shown around Australia - but you won't win them back!

jabbajabba wrote:I hope was a mistake, considering all the links to p0rn on here - it was a perfectly reasonable little movie about Dubai.

Would you like to let me know where these p0rn links are - I'll ensure they get deleted.

Dubai II, The Sequel. A complete replica of Dubai itself. :lol: :lol: :lol: Knight Which could only happen in Dubai!! Not only would they think of copying other famous buildings (Eiffel tower etc), but they copy their own buildings!! Still, their are advantages to having a complete replica - if som...

Dubai Knight wrote:Perfume that makes you slimmer!
Herbal hair treatments that claim to give you a full head of thick hair overnight
Slimming pills that claim you will lose 20Kg in 1 week

Knight

Where can I buy these herbal hair treatments?? Are you selling them DK??

mraph33 wrote:

the_zooter wrote:Where can I buy these herbal hair treatments?? Are you selling them DK??

But they only work if your mother is a gorilla

She's a monkey - does that count?

There are so many Emirates girls that invade the bars in squadrons though, you can understand why people might think that. The worst thing about some (not all) Emirates girls is though, they don't get paid a lot, and when are in a group situation they make an early departure before the bill arrives...

I can't find any now :oops: so you mod's are doing a good job then. Also 'apologies' for the 'rattle out of the pram'. I a spent blooming ages trying to figure out all the [url txt [\] stuff :( and made it all nice for you guys. Its ok. If ever this happens again to people, just PM one of the mods ...

^ian^ wrote:It would perhaps be quicker to list the bars they're not at

Perhaps a lot easier if you just show me the next time I'm in town?? Purely in the interests of increasing the research on this topic, obviously!

That's a classic X - and is very true also!!

I would never have been able to expect this from the other two however as they looked like your normal girls in bars/clubs. Your thoughts? Not all hookers are heroin addicts, especially in Dubai. Of course "I don't do this all the time" just adds to the negotiations. Who said anything abo...

Who said anything about heroin?? Well, I think the common western perception of a hooker is a half starved, scraggly dressed, doing-it-out-of-desperation streetwalker. Heroin use is quite common in the stereotype. Of course, the hookers in Dubai are an altogether different breed. Oh ok, I'm with yo...

MaaaD wrote:zoots stop pretending like you dont know anything about hookers in europe

My friend is the expert with that - I'm just a sweet and innocent young boy, who knows nothing of these kinds of things in the world

Dare I suggest that there are no "locals" that are prostitutes - but I've been known to be wrong before!

What's the capital of Uruguay?

Legendkiller wrote:

the_zooter wrote:Dare I suggest that there are no "locals" that are prostitutes - but I've been known to be wrong before!

ur wrong

I am?? I'm not normally wrong. Do you have any evidence to back up your claims?

^ian^ wrote:I personally have no idea, but I doubt they'd survive too well.

Ian - I think you should be commissioned by the forum to do some research on this for us.
Thanks

Who was the third man on the moon?

Unless I'm missing something, isn't today Wednesday??

^ian^ wrote:

the_zooter wrote:

^ian^ wrote:I personally have no idea, but I doubt they'd survive too well.

Ian - I think you should be commissioned by the forum to do some research on this for us.
Thanks

I think you'd better ask Dr. D's other half if I can.

Well give me their username or email addy, and I will!

Eh? Can someone translate this into English for me?

^ian^ wrote:

the_zooter wrote:Unless I'm missing something, isn't today Wednesday??

Don't question Dr. D or your hair will fall out Zooter.

And according to my watch, it's Thursday.

As you already know - it's too late for that!!

Very funny Concs.
Just one question though....

(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

Is this the bit when he finds out the woman is a bloke?

Ok, I'm gonna have the last word on this. Can everyone just calm down a minute! If you find Yorky's avatar(s) sexist, then by all means PM him and tell him. On the flip side of that, Yorky (and everyone for that matter) should remember that this is a public forum based around a country that is not a...

sage & onion wrote:

the_zooter wrote:Eh? Can someone translate this into English for me?

I'm not surprised he talks like that after eating 50 eggs, we won't even talk about the smell!!!!

Mmmmm - eggs!! Yummy!

^ian^ wrote:I would have thought you would know Dr. D's other half's username.
Shame on you Zooter.

Well, if you're refering to the person you spend most time with, then it's probably Dubai Knight!!!

No no - I remember now - that's old age for you!