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Book awesome! Male drivers are even more awesome...name me one female Formula 1 driver? Actually, name me one lady Formula 2, 3 or any other formula? Louise Aitken Walker has given up rallying so there are currently NO female top drivers...apart from one girl in Karts in the US... ...and she crashe...
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Solving traffic problems in Dubai the 7days way
Replies: 62
Views: 6852

That's not proper everyday driving though is it. It's just my balls are bigger and hairier than yours guy contests. You see, I have to disagree with you there. Driving is a skill - and those guys in Formula One are the most skilled at it - its more than just driving as fast as you can - its about i...
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Solving traffic problems in Dubai the 7days way
Replies: 62
Views: 6852

Whilst I may not personally want to going around drinking myself silly (I don’t drink alcohol) or smoke or sleep with every girl I meet – I’m comfortable with people acting like that. Would you revise that statement if a girl acting like that was your friend? Cousin? Sister? Daughter? Younger daugh...
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Is this really perverted and dangerous....?
Replies: 148
Views: 17858

Fail to Prepare = Prepare to Fail
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I failed in certification exam today
Replies: 34
Views: 3979

Fail to Prepare = Prepare to Fail zooter , i will buy a ticket for cricket match between Pakistan and England in july . Remember to come over. We will see who is rocking :P The way English cricket is going at the moment, it's more: Prepare = Failure I think if they keep playing like they are, they ...
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I failed in certification exam today
Replies: 34
Views: 3979

I didn't know we had a celebrity in this forum??
But shouldn't you be getting ready to play India, Brian Lara??
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I failed in certification exam today
Replies: 34
Views: 3979

I am fast bowler and opner batsman. I socred so many winning inngs while playing with my baby cousins. my average is Batting and fielding averages class mat inns no runs hs ave Tests 124 219 6 11294 400* 53.02 ODIs 265 257 27 9502 189 41.31 Oh, and I think you'll find that Brian Lara's highest scor...
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I failed in certification exam today
Replies: 34
Views: 3979

So fekin what! Bloody study more! :shock: If he spent half as long studying as he spends on DubaiForums - he'd have passed with flying colours!! As for tickets to England v Pakistan - they are all at the end of the summer (late August/early September). I think they are all sold out - but I'll check!
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I failed in certification exam today
Replies: 34
Views: 3979

Saf All? Nah not me! ONly been to London 3 times in my life, hated it every single time! I hate London too! I've probably been 10 times, and that was 9 times too many! Can't understand why people would want to live there, let alone pay such a huge premium over the rest of the UK! HP - Don't give up...
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: I failed in certification exam today
Replies: 34
Views: 3979

Exactly, and living abroad and having friends from other backgrounds helps people see and understand different perspectives. People don't always change their viewpoints, but there is no harm in discussing about different viewpoints. For this reason I don't think our discussion in this thread has be...
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Philosophy and Religion Forums
Topic: Is this really perverted and dangerous....?
Replies: 148
Views: 17858

The "Fart" juice looks appetising!! yummy!
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Trouble shopping in other countries?
Replies: 14
Views: 1925

You only need to do one thing in order to be an excellent driver: PAY ATTENTION! If you don't mind me saying - that's utter rubbish!! You need more than just being able to pay attention! You need to be able to take in and respond to what is happening around you. Just paying attention doesn't cover ...
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Solving traffic problems in Dubai the 7days way
Replies: 62
Views: 6852

:o :o :o :o :o :o
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Solving traffic problems in Dubai the 7days way
Replies: 62
Views: 6852

arniegang wrote:I'm gonna have some Juicypussy

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Er, I think you mean JussiPussi - there is a difference Arnie! 8)
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Trouble shopping in other countries?
Replies: 14
Views: 1925

Ah ah Conc I think you hit the nail on the head. Zoots didnt get the job when he came over. I reckon he ran over a dog or cat on his parking exam. That explains all now. No doubt Mall of the Emirates will give him another go now that he has "honed" his parking skills. :lol: :lol: :lol: Ha...
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Solving traffic problems in Dubai the 7days way
Replies: 62
Views: 6852

You reckon there will be some bargains to pick up come the end of the year then??
Will you be looking for tenants!?!? New best friend!! :lol:
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Greedy, grasping gits
Replies: 24
Views: 3477

Probably tastes better mate!!
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Trouble shopping in other countries?
Replies: 14
Views: 1925

Lets not start all that "creationism" rubbish!!

Want a banana Arnie?
by the_zooter
May 18, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: What does ur nickname mean ?!?!?
Replies: 134
Views: 17790

arniegang wrote:I hated you the moment you got such a fekin high score, buddy no more haaaaaaaaaaaa

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
by the_zooter
May 19, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Solving traffic problems in Dubai the 7days way
Replies: 62
Views: 6852

Hope you have read this HP - Revise more!!
by the_zooter
May 19, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Success..
Replies: 3
Views: 1574

Ok, don't quote me on this, but I believe there are a massive number of buildings in the Marina and JBR that are scheduled to complete by May 2007 - so next may is probably the time there will be some "over supply". Of course, that's not going to help people already in Dubai, as they are l...
by the_zooter
May 19, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Greedy, grasping gits
Replies: 24
Views: 3477

I think this isn't a problem limited to Dubai.
Only this morning here in the UK, I was watching the news which mentioned a clamp down on people littering from their vehicles! £50 fine (about AED 330) for each person spotted!
by the_zooter
May 19, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeve Garbage from cars
Replies: 66
Views: 6378

^ian^ wrote:It will be a simple fact that when the number of apartments in Dubai becomes greater than the number of people needing to rent apartments, the price must come down, and there will be bargains.


You'd think so wouldn't you - but this is Dubai we are talking about!!!
by the_zooter
May 19, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Greedy, grasping gits
Replies: 24
Views: 3477

by the_zooter
May 19, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Greedy, grasping gits
Replies: 24
Views: 3477

Oh, and have a read of this too......

http://www.arabiestrends.com/Cover%20Story%200403.htm
by the_zooter
May 19, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Greedy, grasping gits
Replies: 24
Views: 3477

the_zooter wrote:Oh, and have a read of this too......

http://www.arabiestrends.com/Cover%20Story%200403.htm


Ok - Ignore my last post - they've removed the story!!! Oh well!
by the_zooter
May 19, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Greedy, grasping gits
Replies: 24
Views: 3477

and people washing their feet in the washroom sinks in Battuta Mall :shock: :shock: Reminds me of when I was a student and used to work at supermarket. This guy used to come in and go and wash himself in the toilets. He was caught one day in just his briefs in the toilets having a full wash!! He wa...
by the_zooter
May 19, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeve Garbage from cars
Replies: 66
Views: 6378

G wrote:I did wonder why you had given me a link on the US army in Iraq!! I actually read the first 3 paragraphs thinking there would be a clever link somewhere!!! :lol: :lol:


Yeah, sorry about that mate!! I'm having one of those days!!! :lol:
Was it interesting at all??
by the_zooter
May 19, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Greedy, grasping gits
Replies: 24
Views: 3477

dbxsoul wrote:worst i've had was someone using one of our wash basins as a toilet for a number 2... :profileright: i mean what the hell were they thinking! i can only take solice in thinking they he may have burnt his backside on the hot water tap


Eeeewwwwwwww!!! Disgusting! I've gone off my food now!!
by the_zooter
May 19, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeve Garbage from cars
Replies: 66
Views: 6378

It certainly looks and sounds like great fun - definately going to have to have a go next time I'm in Dubai!!!
Good on you Chocs!! I'll try skiing before boarding!
by the_zooter
May 20, 2006
 
Forum: Dubai General Chat
Topic: Snowboarding
Replies: 29
Views: 3068
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