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Masochist? LOl i wont be there and I will make my way out long b4 they smack and whip moi HAR HAR HAR

Excuse me while I barf trying to picture your physical appearance.... :pukeright: :pukeleft: :pukeright: :pukeleft: :pukeright: :pukeleft: :pukeright: :pukeleft: While trying to picture moi keep away ur 200 yr old stinky cheese away and you wont puke anymore. And after you picture moi u would eithe...

Sniper420, Hizbullah is Shia, I am not Shia but they are my Muslim brothers and I will support them and love them, just as God commanded me to. ABS - I suggest you rent a 1976 movie called "The Message" starring Anthony Quinn (awesome actor). The film one all kinds of academy awards. The movie will...

I would suggust you guys to go to www.sunniforums.com good for both muslims and mom-muslims. There are lots of scholars there.

Ask Glory he knows the whereabouts of "a pope".

Liban wrote:Wish I was gay??? Dude I had no idea that you were a homo... Thats so cool that you chose the Dubai Forums to come out of the closet...

I am straight as my drill

Liban wrote:Glory's Saudi agents in Dubai will get you then....

Glory's agents are busy electing new pope and I will finish em there. kekekeke

dabble wrote:Just wondering if I get work in UAE (I'm American), can my dad get a visa to live with me while he is there if he is not working there?

Yes , you need to sponser him.

Glory wrote:meet me in my garage
bring money

Glory has history of being ripped off by ppl while trying to rip ppl off!

Glory wrote:170. You Suck
171. you are a turd burgler
172. you might be gay


i like this post, please continue

173 you old thread digger fag
174 An ass**le ........
200. get a life; if u can't suicide.

What to do with your pets when you go away? Kennels are expensive and stressful, Friends are a problem when things don't go well, maids aren't always reliable. We will make daily visits to your home and see to your pets needs. We will feed them, clean them, wak them and generally give them the love...

Glory wrote:it would kinda suck if your drill was bent

Y u wanna suck it straight?

Glory wrote:Sameul is JESUS!

AStakFurrullah! Fear God and Day of Judgement when ur Glory will be over and u will be beaten naked.

i love biking

I am covered by a North American warranty on my GM car (fully loaded Chevrolet Optra) which is practically brand new. The warranty for this Canadian purchased car is 3 yrs / 60,000kms... Is it difficult to get warranty work done in Dubai on my car? People are saying that GM will not support my car ...

Glory wrote:do i dig up old thread? i hadn't noticed.

The message is for knighted bear moron!

Glory wrote:no. im not gay.
you are.

should have completed the sentence "no. im not a gay. you are my man."

Glory wrote:God doesn't mind, i asked

Well then u must me Satan's kin

You have no sperm Sniper420... Only pu$$y juice because your banana fell off from too much wacking off to gay man on man porno... There u go. Cheese eater shows his dumbness again. My d*** is original and straight. I perform some special exercise on it. If ever there is a fight between a cobra and ...

Well he can get temporary like 3 months visa as my pop is sponsering moi. Ask the ministry for more info.

Liban wrote:Sniper420 has fun with snails and leeches....

I love snail and leeches.Leeches cos I can cook em and feed the pets

You are too funny Sniper420... Is it your prosthetic brain that makes you so? Proshtetic.. huh? When I was born, my first word wasn't "MA", it was "Ke Ke Ke". As a Kintergarden kid , girls used to fight among themselves to sit beside moi so I can giggle them with my jokes. :3some: As a teenager , I...

Satan can suck my rooster.... Oh no, I just angered Shakira... :cry: Imagine Shakira s*** Liban's Elephant c**k. She wants to arouse him but he keeps eating smelly cheese (sakira is on tiger's sweat perfume strong enough to beat 200 yr old cheese smell - real witch :twisted: ) and then she gets agg...

Liban wrote:Sniper420 also loves to ride men...

Yeah I love to ride wo-men

Liban wrote:Is that what you drive.... Do you like your flower?

I have Infinity Bettle suits u cheese eater.

Liban wrote:You like fantasizing about rooster.... 95% of your posts are about penises... What gives?

Do you know how to calculate percentage? 30/149 * 100 =20.134%

Liban wrote:Special exercise???

Ahhh!!! Dude.... The act of the self-blow.... Wow!! Well what ever tickles your fancy then...

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ARRGH. I didnt mean self-fellating.

Liban wrote:You like to woo the men you ride?? Interesting. With what do you woo them, your tongue?

You have a mind of a fag. You show symptoms of hermaphrodite

Liban wrote:Infinity? Really? Which one?

Why do u wanna know?

I never was penile surveyor though I invented it with my pitbulls. And as far as probability is concerned one must have basic common sense which even u dont have cos all you think is cheese and c**k. I have cure for ur sickness (Shakira, great witch passed it to moi)- ki$s ma BUtt