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I love every revolution except gay revolution which Liban and his men harem from Beirut is about to bring.

Dubai has shit loads of Brits. The english radio station is brit,fashion is brit even the boxer is brit style. I know of a brit guy who used to sell blazers by pouring some inflammable crap on the blazer and blazing it. Then proving it's fire resistant blazer. Fortunately my friend wasnt gullible as...

Pumpkin Escobar wrote:Can I still get alcohol at Spinny's during Ramadan, or do I need to stock up?

why dont u get shit loads of grapes and wheat and store em in ur gutter so they ferment faster and have em?

I’m probably going to jinx this by posting but has anyone else noticed a noticeable increase in their internet performance? I got an email from Etisalat saying all Al Shamil customers have been upgraded to the next level. I’m definitely not getting the 1mb speeds that I should if this holds true bu...

hahahahaha guys thnx for the posts !!!! and i guess all the good wishes helped !!! i passed my test first try !!!!! and i cant believe it !!!!! damn !!! ill be getting my liscense tomorow !!!!! anyway again thanx for the hell wishes !!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAmn. U failed to get rid of those 2 punks. OH W...

WTF ???? Now here i am celebrating about me passing my drivers liscense ... because i was thinking no more expensive taxi fares .... NOW PETROL ARE RISNG UP 100% waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! im still screwed !!!!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaa no proble ride a tricycle with three seats and two pedals let those punks...

sa4877 wrote:When I got home from work last night, my wife demanded
that I take her out to some place expensive...................


So I took her to a petrol station!!!!!!!

Damn u should have taken her to Satwa RLD, the rates there are gettng expensive.

Liban wrote:None that are accredited internationally.

yeah rite, u have ur @ss in Montreal and dont know shit about Dubai and giving fake advice. I bet there are unis in dubai for nursing.

yeah those maggot gulf countries wag their tail if us asks em to increase the output. Recently Qatar donated 100 million dollars to us while didnt pay shit for the iraqi stampede victims. bunch of morons

Dubai has shit loads of Brits. The english radio station is brit,fashion is brit even the boxer is brit style. I know of a brit guy who used to sell blazers by pouring some inflammable crap on the blazer and blazing it. Then proving it's fire resistant blazer. Fortunately my friend wasnt gullible a...

HP wrote:

Andyba wrote:

Girls who spend time over net are not beautiful

I have to disagree with this.

how come ? i have met with more than 50 girls from net !!! exceptional does exist ................

those were girls or she-males?

transportation 2 cool action.

Saw 2 - Saw 1 was great. waiting for saw 2

Ice age 2 - this cool animation sequel to ice age.

Transporter 2 - trailer http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1149818/photo_08_hires.jpg Jason Statham returns in his signature role: ex-Special Forces operative Frank Martin, aka "The Transporter." Now retired in Miami, Martin makes a living driving for a wealthy family, including ...

I will forward this message to Interpol, the FBI, Scotland Yard, the Dubai Police, the Aussie police, the RCMP and every other police force on the planet. The next murder will be pinned on you :D Yeah those police agencies will then spank u for spamming their mail boxxes with gay p<3n. ..:lol:

my advise is take 3 pills of viagra and grind the first gal u see. Courtesy of Liban and his desperate gay group........

I thought the blog contained the secret dossier of Liban and his secret gay group but it turned out to b so plain and stupid piece of crap....

Dear Dubai visitors, My name is Mona, a UAE national. After few years of experience in the tourist and hospitality business, I decided to start my own business. As a licensed freelancer, I organize tailored packages for tourists and business travelers to experience the OLD and the NEW in Dubai main...

That pic looks like white female gorilla armpit . If this is the case of her armpit I guess 175 DING DING will have trouble journeying through the bushes...........

This story explains why ur name is MAJOR Pain. I wish Major Relief would have been present to comfort u..........

frankly speaking most of the white women hardly put them in trouble of shaving of armpits and restricted area( wink). Well i never conducted any research to figure it out ,but i heard from lot of ppl who slept wid "white chicks". When you go at "Red beach " one can easily find it out . The think wh...

u r divided because u r bunch of fools selfish and bickering for some materialistic reasons

mmmmmmmmm . I wanna build a buddhist kung fu teaching pagoda and charge em sweet monnie. I will keep kung po guards to smash ppl like Liban and trash ppl like pumpkin.

there is a new movie coming up- the actor is in it.

damn HP has taken Pumpkin's place to answer questions which is not even related to the topic. Hp have u got a "homo Partner (HP) yet?" if not Liban is there for u.........

Ah FeiPo you disappoint! I was expectling you to ask the guy if he was loaded? Yeah you're right though, we don't need sad losers advertising for dates on this site. I was about to ask him... but... really to advertise himself like this in this forum is very uncool and desperate. I don't like despe...

Damn u guys. 1/10 of my genes are of a Jew (I come from Great Genghis Khan who had many Jewish females). Why do u guys blame us? Ok we wear skull cap and have elvis presely style hair, that doesnt mean u guys have to start a whole new topic crtitcizing jews. In the end I say" God has chose people bu...

One day people will wake up to the fact that its the Arabian Gulf and not Persian gulf. For one thing all the contries in the gulf peninsula are arabic and not persian. For a second thing, Persia no longer exists. It hasn't existed since the 1930s. It is Iran, so people better get with the times an...

MaaaD wrote:Sometimes people , and even goverments, can be so immature .. who gives a flying f*&"ck what u call it .. let the persians call it persian gulf, and the arabs call it arabian gulf ..

and the rest of the world can call it the oil gulf ..

let's bomb it and let there be no gulf.

mmm. I guess i have to order my kitty to snpe those pplz