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A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia. "If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5. The same goes if you ask me something I don't know." The blonde refused...

hi!!!, i am back again did u guys miss me? Took time away from work now I am free Returned to u guys like river flowing from mountain to sea I have missed so much fun as I was god damn busy I was flooded with work up to my knee Congrats to kanelli for being crowned U deserved cos u r sweetest and ni...

enemy at the gates

Girl: Wanna die?
boy: huh?
Girl: wanna drink coffee?

too much work and travelling.....

HOLLY! look at u 6000+ posts? I used to be second after Liban! lol Where is teh old man of the forum? arnie?

read it in a forum

What does the Sniper have to say about this? Have never managed to work out if his signposts are cryptic or not. talking abt moi? I say leave this stupid moron Noel and get Nadia recruitment which is one of the oldest. Infact u secret dubai ... can u compile list of good agencies in dubai? I had hu...

hahaha i have been there.... police encourage this.....

Jeevan wrote:woho look whos back:) things have changed a lot havent they

not really.......so how many meet ups did u have since oct? many ppl getting into the nerves eh?

ur going to the gym for 4 yrs...and ur still using MYOPLEX?! noob! :lol: enough said.... Im a;ready big as it is without gym...and when i do go to gym...im massive....i dont need needles babe...i was born with an ultimate body...so much for urself lol..... i see u in a month. :D well if u dont need...

I pity those ladies in this situation. Men in this situation are narrow- minded, and don't know LOVE. Can they not accept the bride as she is? Regardless of her past? : more men whining.... unless she was raped she took her chances to have relation outside the marriage knowing the society she lived...

easternjewel wrote:Hi snippy, bye snippy

dont say bye so early darl.....if A turns out to b phony and B crap....then u have to come running for C

fayz wrote:lol

Welcome back snippy,

sup fellow Canuk! so whts been cracking?

benwj wrote:time for what?

rule on their own and deped less on others

Holly Karamba! Damn that was long civil war!

me annoying??????? u r an @ss Conc ...... welkom bac

holly crap u live in uk and u talk crap engleesh

converted to sticky.......... keep up the good work ....

one tip can u please stop hotlinking and ry posting in thubnails so it can save bandwidth

kay1730 wrote:

KeithL wrote:You can walk along the Thames now

Lol, The thames is S**T compared to the creek man. London is nothing like Dubai

oh come on london has some good shit compared to Dubai

he is overrated

jabbajabba wrote:

alexandra wrote:whenever i see "carrefour" i remember HP and his nice pic he posted on DF

Link please..

when ever i take a dump..... i remember HP= Hyperdump .....just kidding.....

Hey Peeps, especially women out there :) was at the beach the whole day on saturday out in the sun, forgot to carry a block and so right now have a severe tan and a case of sunburn on my face, head & shoulders :shock: . any tips to recover fast ? i look like a big red baboon right now :? cheers...

I am a 26 (turn 27 in a few months) year old male and I am still a virgin. I have never even kissed a girl. Please don't laugh. I am still a virgin because it is against Islam and I fear the punishment, but I would like to get married soon. There are so many attractive girls and it is hard to be a ...

the_zooter wrote:The "Cheap Dubai Hotels" link doesn't appear to work!

fixed it

good note

Concord wrote:Congratulations.

Isn't it painful to read all that stuff in the politics forum though?

it's painful if one is dumb enuf........

Cngrats to Shaf! Keep up with the knowledge shedding

i have my checklist: 1. Love yourself first. 2. Give him ultimate freedom. 3. Let him be the HEAD of the family. 4. Support him. 5. Respect him. 6. Admire him. 7. When tempted to say something mean, count to 10 or 20 or... 8. Don't expect too much from him. 9. Have a weekly date. 10. Always have a ...

funny. that author must b Islamophobic or anti-Arab who hasnt visited Dubai

PTMike wrote:zero.... ........ ......... ........ INCLUDING ME!!!! only been here 1 day

welcome Mike

great pics Deniz beau couple keep em coming

bushra21 wrote:^ i thought you died

yep I did I am sitting in internet cafe beside ur grand mom