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Maybe more chance of some action if it was Juve rather than Hamburger.
Juve are the other fave team with the locals/Lebbos

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FFS! strauss anybody?

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del....ever thought about becoming a copywriter?

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That would be a disaster

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I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie

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aye, she can uproot my middle stump anytime fnarr fnarr

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SADLY NOT....PLENTY OF FURIOUS RUBBING IN THE CROTCH AREA AND STAINED TROUSERS

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you know what del.....some guy called me a tosser the other day....now I know what he means.

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del....when you are at the crease, rubbing the ball like crazy, do you prefer to do away with the slip and introduce a third man?

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Del wrote:
gtmash wrote:
Del wrote:
smoggie wrote:I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie

Yeah I'd give her some third leg myself.

Is it wooden?

It's wood...

Aye "soft" wood

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last one sorry.....

I'm going to bowl this maiden a full length delivery....taking extra care to make sure it's not over pitched (ouch).
This is bound to follow on and see her eyeing up my tail ender culminating in six of the best full tosses.

Howzat??

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RAOTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks guys for brightening up my day! Hopefully Muslimbangladeshi, UAEkid and several other Barclays Bankers on the Politics forum don't get this otherwise they will be accusing you of dissing a good Muslim game! Keep up the good work! Personally I would get her Silly Mid-Off,...

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Ok. Who uses the aforementioned brand?

I'm from smogland and feel that being a bit paler might increase my social standing.

Any advice from beauticians/users???

Smogglet

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Wean yourself off coca cola one day at a time.
Cut back by one can a day until you are down to 10 cans then introduce Pepsi bit by bit.....until you are down to 5 cans a day. Switch slowly to mirinda....and finally mountain dew

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need help.. I broke the record, I say around 200 Our fathers a day. when I wake up ,before I go to sleep I remember saying them in the shower. my mini freg consist of 2 dozens of holy communion wafers it and 1 expired bottle of holy wine.

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many thx cap'n. I don't know what happened. It started with a simple, innocent hail mary, and a confession and and escalated into where I am today. I don't know what to do, I fear a Confirmation if I'm not careful

Bishop smoglet

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Wasn't Coca Cola generally boycotted in this region, in favour ot Bepsi because of coke being a "Jewish" company?

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plasticfantastic......It's not all about speed

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in Rag head/Pa*i outrage. Is it an overreaction by the do goody politically correct or is he really the offspring of James Hewitt?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jan/11/monarchy-race

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ACE have ponds I believe.

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the resemblance is uncanny.

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sage & onion wrote:
Del wrote:Start here:
http://www.throneout.com/royal_affairs.asp

But is it all true, ore just a load of baseless gossip?

Who knows? There are some that believe that Diana was assassinated because of her choice of partner. Let's not forget how powerful these people are.

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sharfraz wrote:this time

abudhabi - baby

Sharfraz, dear boy.
Think of a word that rhymes with Dhabi.....let's say Flabby.
Now what other word can we put with flabby that says something about Abu Dhabi?

How about Getting Flabby....Abu Dhabi??????

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or "Not too Shabby" depending on your point of view

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Is it acceptable to say "Paki"?
If Young Harold was in the Paki army and colonel Safraz says "There is our little Brit friend"......Isn't that the same??

I might be offended at being accused of being a Brit, simply because I am English.

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Heard that the friday morning rides had been banned through Nad Al Sheeba.

a. Is this true?

b. Why?

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Found it

http://www.7days.ae/storydetails.php?id ... %20blasted

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Just walked through one of Dubai's shopping centres and it seemed like every other person was wearing one of the aforementioned items. Very Trendy! And they come in a variety of colours to suit every outfit! What a pity that the money is not going towards thew blighted people on the Gaza strip! Or i...

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My point EXACTLY! I find it a touch hypocritical....Just like the so called "New Years Ban" by our wonderful Government. I note with interest that the shopping festival is going ahead but will be much more subdued, out of respect for suffering Palestinian Brothers. Rest assured that they w...

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I'm surprised that Atlantis has not been boycotted by Arabs anyway.
Sol Kerzner being a 4 x 2 and a gambling magnate.

But, yes....Free the shark!

Anybody fancy marching on that place??

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