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Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?

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Of course you are dear girl. Fire away.......

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breakfast , old girl. You know...Sausage, eggs, bacon, black pudding beans etc....I'm sure you would rustle up something special. A man likes to be woken to the heavenly smells of a full English!

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Oh and Ms Folly: Don't forget the toast. Brown bread and Lurpack. 3 slices

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wellllllll. If you insist dear girl. But. Can I ak what the hell the problem is with you doing it?

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at the AWAVI FESTIVAL Ras Al Khaimah?

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Ah yes..... I presume you are one of the younger generation.

When "on the sniff" with a group of like minded gentlemen, it is always a consideration to accompany "a bit of older" at the end of the evening, due to the guarantee of a hearty fry up the following morning.

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Goog golly ms Lolly....

here is another one for you.....

“What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil!”

Gene Hunt

Do you like to cook with Chip oil?

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“She’s got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course.”

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Thinking about a Xanax for a lovely, silky, deep nights sleep as opposed to sleep i hour wake up turn over etc etc.

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I don't really believe in this stuff but I do like the thought of being Sagittarius .... All man on the top half and beast on the bottom half

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- Create Equal Opportunity Employers: Which means a brit, an indian, and a local can have the same pay if they have the same qualifications. (It's ok for gov to reward locals in another context) - Create a postal code in Dubai, or make taxi drivers use it if there is one. - Make the work permit ind...

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Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

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Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spread-eagled & says 'You know what I want dont you?'

'Yeah,' says Paddy. 'The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!'

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Mick & Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick say 'Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!'

Paddy says 'What's his name?'

Mick replies 'Miles from London!'

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well one of the stories is true....the others are lying. I guess this is a good example of where the Government will take action.......but who against? The people who are lying or telling the truth?????

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Ok, for any members of a nervous disposition, leave now as this is a sad and harrowing tale witnessed just last night. Driving down a small road in Satwa with speed bumps, in the headlightsI see a small red Toyota in front of me stopped in the middle of the road, I assume he is slowing right down t...

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The Agency at Emirates Towers always used to be ok

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"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Sunderland youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on...

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who cares ? they are all getting sacked .. Hahaha. In an ideal world, yes, you would love to see the back of us (Multi-National workforce), but you know as well as I do that that will not happen. After numerous attempts at "Emiratisation" I think the powers that be also know that to be tr...

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what can we do if our GOV spoiled us this much, we are not meant to slave , work under the sun , work 14 ours , live in tiny rooms , drive an economy second car or wear cheap cloths, we are masters and we need you here badly, thin of your self as a walking entertainment object, not more than that.....

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AGREED 100% CHOCS!!!
Good for you! Life is too short.

Think I will be doing the same sometime soon!!

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The Brits can be kicked out. In fact all Westerners can be sacked. If UAE needs it, it can employ other Arab nations or brotherly countries' nationals as first priority followed by Japan or such advanced countries with friendly ties. what do you mean "brotherly countries"??? Last time i c...

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kanelli wrote::lol: want a bigger shovel uaekid?

he's gone to the coffee shop!

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UAE is not a member state of NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization). I don't know which military alliance you're talking of, I can only think of Gulf Cooperation Council which is close to uniting in all forms. The countries that share many similar aspects to Emirates in terms of culture, religio...

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The War on Terrorism, War on Terror, or Terror Wars are the common terms for the military, political, legal and ideological conflict against Islamic terrorism and Muslim militants, and specifically used in reference to operations by the United States, since the September 11, 2001 attacks. The stated...

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who cares ? they are all getting sacked .. Hahaha. In an ideal world, yes, you would love to see the back of us (Multi-National workforce), but you know as well as I do that that will not happen. After numerous attempts at "Emiratisation" I think the powers that be also know that to be tr...

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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoev er!' A smart-...

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who cares ? they are all getting sacked .. Hahaha. In an ideal world, yes, you would love to see the back of us (Multi-National workforce), but you know as well as I do that that will not happen. After numerous attempts at "Emiratisation" I think the powers that be also know that to be tr...

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no dear I wana understand what he mean by pampering ? we all work and as hard, but they call it pampering bcz we are getting paid more ! they have problems with their private businesses, contracts they agreed too before coming here and blame us for having a better job ? we get paid more because tha...

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