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Ok, here are two from my long list.. A group of British paratroopers were firing their weapons for practice near the Kuwait/Iraq border. A group of Iraqi soliders, fearing the war had started, crossed the border and promptly surrendered to the paratroopers. My immediate thought was, "Finally, F...

shafique

Excellent move - more Arab Israelis should go out and put their points of view across and explain why they are in support of (or in this case, opposed to) Apartheid week. I trust the Israelis will fund their trips too. Given that the South Africa has in the past called Israeli practices Apartheid - ...

shafique

don't tell me that herve PAID to have his book published. OMG - so much for all that grandstanding etc - what a attention seeker! ;) LOL - no wonder he's so desperate for random Muslims to click on his video link, and posting reviews by his friends on internet forums. He's as successful as marketing...

shafique

The scary thing is that Santorum is seen by some as a credible candidate and a potential president. I suspect we won't hear event horizon denouncing Santorum, but he's probably one of those who think he's right. (I don't think eh is a Catholic though - although one of the many questions he's avoided...

shafique

Sure - kudos to her. I actually do know Arab Israelis personally and know that there are others who have a different view of the discrimination, and are as committed to the state as Bushra. It is not hating to speak up against the discrimination - B'tselem etc are full of Israelis of all religions w...

shafique

Flying Dutchman wrote:Speaking of which, how is your French Shaf?

Pretty good for an Englishman, pretty bad by Mauritian standards. Why?

zonker - careful, BM will accuse you of not having a sense of humour for not appreciating eh's sense of humour. The hatred is palpable with these guys - scary!

Cheers,
Shafique

shafique

eh is just a troll, plain and simple. Bushra is entitled to her opinions (as is Ali). When the opinions are tackled and challenged, the fan-bois resort to name calling. As the video above makes clear, a main part of the campaign is to call the very real occupation, segregation and discrimination by ...

shafique

We don't need to worry about hypotheticals in the West. Yes, you have first had experience of anti-Semitism and the Holocaust - that's the big point being made here. As for your weak whataboutery argument - I refer you to the previous advice about not believing what is on your anti-Muslim blog site...

shafique

BM makes a fool of herself yet again.

Here's another joke for FD (and you):

Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris?
It's not known, it's never been tried.

Many more where that came from.

Cheers,
Shafique

shafique

FD - why do you bother posting on this forum if you just do a herve (formerly known as 'doing an eh') everytime a difficult question is posed to you?

Cheers,

Shafique

shafique

^

Q: How can you recognize a French veteran?
A: Sunburned armpits.

(BM doesn't think Muslims have a sense of humour)

Cheers,

Shafique

shafique

eh, stop the plagarism already - your bluff has been called. You have run away (as usual) eh's claim: Happy to compare my stated religious views with shafique's stated religious views. When I called his bluff: can event horizon join me in condemning the war crimes described in the Bible carried out...

shafique

FD only has name calling left it seems. No arguments or discussion, just vitriol. Sad man.

Cheers,

Shafique

shafique

The more he talks about me, the more books I sell, not less. Got to hand it to herve - wishful thinking at its finest. But I can't blame you for your desperation herve, you've got to reduce those losses, haven't you! Try writing something worthy next time. I think it is time for another joke: (From...

shafique

Strawman. The point made by Bora is that anti-Semitism and indeed the Holocaust are European issues, and historically it is because of religion that the Jews were persecuted by Christians. You can't blame Islam for your religion's treatment of Jews and the millions slaughtered over the centuries bec...

shafique

I'm also telling jokes. You must not be laughing in your frustration.

You should ask FD to cheer up and stop whining - not becoming a grown man that.

Cheers,
Shafique

shafique

LOL (laughing at your desperation) - but BM, how many times do I have to tell you that there is a thread for your rants/fantasies about fellow posters. This is what a joke looks like (hint, it is funny): Q: What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in th...

shafique

You really should brush up on the Queen's English BM - not becoming at all to question a man's eloquence.

You seem to be having a catastrophic sense of humour failure this morning. Cheer up!

Cheers,

Shafique

shafique

Whataboutery arguments are childish. Start new threads about South African government denouncing as apartheid the practices in other countries and I'll let you know whether I agree with them or not. In this case, I agree with the South African government and support the Israel Apartheid week. Call i...

shafique

I was just noting how many posts you are making about me and thought you'd appreciate a separate thread for all these fantasies. You can also post jokes about Mauritians, immigrants, insurance salesmen etc there. Your obsession is not flattering - but just a sign of your desperation. Like FD, eh and...

shafique

shafique , here's how it was explained to me by a freind years ago: They'll definitely stab you in the back in Europe; when a German does it he will explain to you in detail of why it had to be done; when the Frenchman stabs you, he'll cry a sea of tears with you! But the Brit will say "Knife?...

shafique

eh invents religious theories that only he seems to believe in. He argued that Hindus don't go to hell automatically in his religion - despite what most Christians believe. The Bible says that those who reject Christ (like Hindus) are condemned and damned, but eh tried to argue that this did not mea...

shafique

Well, supporters of nazi-Saluting racist thugs do share a sense of humour that most British people will find detestable. I'm glad I'm not in your sad gang.

Cheers,

Shafique

shafique

Your beliefs about Islam are based on nothing more solid than anti-Muslim blogger fantasies.

Your avoidance of the questions on your faith is just pure cowardice.

Cheers,

Shafique

shafique

I'm tired of waiting for you to answer the simple questions above. Surely you don't want me to repeat them again. As for whataboutery arguments - when you find an example of South Africa etc condemning a specific instance of discrimination - I'll join you in condemning it. In the mean time, I can't ...

shafique

Why are you trolling this thread and changing the subject? Let's address the Apartheid in Israel and not a subject you've already lost the argument over. You've got loads of other threads with questions and challenges you've made and ran away from (such as comparing religous views, emailing experts ...

shafique

Why do you hate the French Laughing at the French is what Englishmen do. It doesn't mean we hate you - c'mon. Don't you have sense of humour? It is all good fun. Some of my best friends are French. (Heck, some relatives are French). Lighten up my snail-eating, cheese-eating friend! ;) Cheers, Shafi...

shafique

Err - yes, BM. Show me one person outside your 'sad gang' that is finding eh's vitriol funny. Go on. (And please don't do a herve and create a new poster to help you out).

Great post zonker.

Cheers,

Shafique

shafique

Ah, I haven't heard any jokes about ham eating... but when it comes to animals, let's see what I have for you... Ahh how about these: Q: What is a Frenchman with a sheep and a goat under each arm? A: Bisexual. Q: Why do the French eat snails? A: It gives them speedier reactions. And this generic one...

shafique

Thanks BM, happy to have more examples of good natured jokes.

herve - take BM's advice and lighten up. We can't have all her 'gang' being so uptight all the time.

BTW - I have loads more jokes... you really shouldn't give up so easily...

Cheers,

Shafique

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