I only watch two TV Shows - Dr. Who & Battlestar Galactica.
I am pleased you know what year you're in, Doc Emmet would be proud.
DORK!!
You're a bit intimidating as a pervert arnie - the lurkers might just sit back and enjoy your avatarcome out you lurkers
Alert the authorities about what?
But I guess they're a legal grey area with issues to do with subletting and opposite genders sharing the same building, and single people living in areas of Dubai designated for families.