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So Tania is a bit of a dog, then?

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tropic23,an entire DF community honored,i just wanted to say thanks for the great work you did on the DF...the appreciation u received form DF members is just marvelous. There are not enough reliable people like you in this world. It is truly a pleasure ...congrats.. Duh????? Well, it's the most co...

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I thought it was related to the 'kamasutra' post

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"...and they live happily ever after..." why is no such thing in real life? the mods should open a hiya forum where retorical questions like this can be posted freely and the owners of them can have their daily virtual orgasms over receiving stupid answers +1 It should be called the recta...

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You mean.................I have to explain???

sauron

That makes a change

sauron

Maybe a practical demonstration would be more fun

sauron

You naughty beast!

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God forbid!!!

sauron

OK.
a) think kamasutra
b) think numbers
c) think beast ( the two-backed variety )

Got it now?

sauron

Just me being naughty

sauron

Bingo!!

sauron

Jeevan wrote:
asc_26 wrote:I feel sorry for lion009. Anyway, he must be Jeevan.

Come on Asc everyone knows lion is you my other avatar most of the people already know it

I don't. But I guess you might be Bonitta?

sauron

Well, I don't like you!

sauron

Come on, why would you need more than one sign in?

sauron

Hah, that's what you say

Why does Mac suddenly spring to mind?

sauron

You're not exactly qualified to teach the English language. You need to be at least comprehensible in it.

sauron

Perhaps by people from your own planet. I hate to tell you, but to me you sound a lot like Yoda - except that I understand him.

sauron

"...and they live happily ever after..." why is no such thing in real life? the mods should open a hiya forum where retorical questions like this can be posted freely and the owners of them can have their daily virtual orgasms over receiving stupid answers uhmm...i thought, i can post fre...

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Jekyll and Hyde = Jeevan and Enigma

sauron

Yeah, they don't hang around like they do with the phone bills - no warning, just cut you off. I pay online and they reconnected me as soon as I paid.

sauron

Thanks Choco. I couldn't open the video for some reason - don't think I need to see it, will upset me too much. Signed the petition and so did my kids - they are not all horrible, uncaring monsters. HP, Viagra might be a quick fix for your impotence problem, but unfortunately there is nothing on the...

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Sage, I think you are in danger of incurring Ian's wrath.

sauron

Does she get to keep the crown?

sauron

Maybe they were en route from UAQ.

sauron

Dear HP

As you know, I was the erstwhile keeper of the ring until that stupid hobbit threw it in the fire. Long may your ring burn.

sauron

OK, so why, and this is a serious question, do so many Muslims that I know abstain from drinking alcohol and from eating pork, but they will still have extra-marital sex? Please, I am not saying that all followers of Islam do this, but from experience - on what grounds can they or do they condone th...

sauron

If you do come, don't bring your kids with you. You will be subject to Sharia law and will risk losing them. Have you checked your situation with a lawyer in Holland? After a certain period of time ( 5 years, possibly ) you can serve divorce papers on him if you have an address that they can be deli...

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10 ... 2000 posts about a sport I don't understand. I don't think HP could have saved Pakistan from losing to Ireland. http://www.coolinfo.com/gameinfo/reviews/cwc2k/images/box.jpg Congrats man. Ha, HP, you look a bit green about the gills. 11 and the third stump is? Well, I don't like that spicy b...

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Shafique, thanks for your reply, and you're right - I should ask them, and I will, but when I am closer to leaving and my job is not on the line! It's just that I work with recent school leavers ( local ) and, though they throw up their hands in horror at the idea of drinking alcohol or eating pork,...

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