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Here' s my premonition - if we don't get out of this place we'll all catch the damned virus. It's reaching epidemic proportions.

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Hi Ian.

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Cut tomatoes - keep them in the fridge. When, cool, you rub them over the er.............burnt bits. Honestly! Cooling and it takes the sting out. Also goes very well with the curd.

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Cucumber is good too. And if all of the above don't cure the sunburn, at least you have a nice salad for lunch!

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Just thought, you can probably get aloe vera plants at a gardening centre.

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We not love you cos you lookee likee big lobster, you smell like sour cheese and you covered in flies.

You definitely have sunstroke, J. Drink lots of water.

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Can I have some if I show you how to download them?

Sorry, forgot I wasn't allowed in here any more.

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Watch out for those lobster claws, Asc. Once they get hold, they never let go.

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Still suffering from the sunstroke, J?

Ian , I have an idea. If we can access your photos, how about auctioning them on the forum and the proceeds could go to the K9 Friends Appeal?

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so, Sage could also be someone else? Where would he find the time???

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^^^ Alternate log-in. Now, who is it? Confess.

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The death of a thread. Oh, well, it was on its last legs anyway.

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Itswitch

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Oh no, not another gender crisis

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:shock: Still suffering from the sunstroke, J? :lol: Ian , I have an idea. If we can access your photos, how about auctioning them on the forum and the proceeds could go to the K9 Friends Appeal? good idea they can use the 3 fils it would generate. Oh well, every little helps. And I'm sure Ian is m...

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^^^ Got any compromising ones to blackmail BB with?

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You both surprise me - thought guys were into all things technical n'all. Get into bluetooth - it's the bomb.

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Oh well done - bean completely had

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Yeah, I don't see Etisalat being too happy. Do you know anyone who's actually managed to set one up?

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KeithL wrote:Another of those threads

Indeed, and another one of those alternate log-ins. Wonder if all his personas are as dumb as this one.

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I am indeed, a dudette. But you're cool - I'm very open-minded.

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Concord wrote:
^ian^ wrote:
Concord wrote:
^ian^ wrote:I think that should be cockettes.

In Australia yes.

No, in Australia, baby roosters are called chicks.

Now we are getting somewhere: it is the word "chicks" that reminds me of HP - how he cain't get any!

Maybe because he only has a cockette.

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Twas lion0009. Thought he spotted Tropic on the other side.

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It's pretty Sergeant Pepper in here..

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sage & onion wrote:Help still required

Sage, any subjects in particular?

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The main showroom and workshop are along Sheikh Zayed Road near the Dubai Garden Centre. Google em for the website - don't think they have a purely local one.

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^^^ +1. Lion, we are all doing battle with your posts and your ultimate destruction of the English language. Don't believe that you can express yourself well ...............it's a myth. Maybe you should hold your horses instead of littering the forum with this cr@p.

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I didn't know Tania was Mexican. Does she look like Salma Hayek?

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Who to?

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Oh well, maybe Penelope Cruz is still available. Bleakus, congrats to you and Tania. And when can we expect the spatter of tiny paintballs?

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