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The things people do to get their name in the papers. Bet the Porsche was his.

Who cares.............it's the thought that counts

sage & onion wrote:Seriously weird

^^^ You're the one with the whips in the bedroom, mate.

Maybe you just haven't met the right women.

Bleakus wrote:

sauron wrote:Maybe you just haven't met the right women.

too bad there isnt such thing called the right women

Dude, with that attitude, you should definitely just stick with Tania

Awwwwwwwwwwww- group hug!

Concs, Catboy Dubai FM was talking about K9 on the radio this morning - something about some sort of appeal. Couldn't catch all of it cos of work.

Can't speak for all the girls so it must be the latter.

Jeevan wrote:i guess we will get better at croaking and understanding girls with some experience

So will you turn into a prince when the right girl kisses you? Or maybe even the artiste formerly know as Prince.

OK, Jeevan, you are down for 'Purple Rain' or 'When Doves Cry' at the next karaoke.

"We are all prisoners of our own device' - Yup, that sounds like Jeevan

OK, myabe it was - ' Women, they are all vermin and lice.'

Bleak, is that your new plan? I think you and Jeevan should get together and form the Boo-Hoo Boys

U know even 1 wrong word can break everything...and the moment u hurted the woman, u lose her..but who knows Jeev, mayb the 1 u met was realy not right...not right for u, but right for some1 else...btw I c that sauron as usually is ready to help u... :wink: I aint kissin no frogs. Or any other gree...

YUUUUUUUUUUUK! Nasty, smelly stuff.

Welcome back Freza, I have missed you sooooooo much. Bohemian I may be, but I am your No. 1 fan.
Just one thing, dear. Your parents might think that you are boring too, but it is not very PC these days to say so.

Three times per week? Hmm

Is there a limit to the limit? What happens? Spontaneous combustion?

So what was it then? Not sure - case of flatulence?

I guess i am on the verge of giving up trying to understand an Enigma called women :) i guess either its a problem of coveying what one feels or what the person at other end perceives of what you have said . Whatever it is , its a big mystery to me yeah jeevs , i am totally up with u and understand...

Maybe he'll run out of batteries......

sage & onion wrote:Congrats Ian, see you at the 10K mark

Not sure if they allow inmates access to the computers in retirement homes, Sage. Ah, now I know what OAP stands for : Over Active Poster.

Sage, you got pushed in before you could jump. Btw, why is Freza not one of your 'daughters'?

Are you talkin to me? ARE YOU TALKIN TO ME???? Who are you to call MY posts crappy, you Dumba#a Devil. Right, that's it. That's the straw that breaks the camel's back. I'm off. See ya.

Bye.


It's been nice knowing y'all.





I might not be back for some time.



Bye.

Oooooooops...........................dammit!

Ignore him, XP - he's an AntipodIan.

Just heard on the radio that Prince Charles said yesterday that Burger King should be banned in Dubai. Hah! Are you gonna be ^nice^ about that ^Ian^?

Ah, my bad. But I don't like Mr. Nice - Mr. Nasty is much more fun.

^ian^ wrote:It's impossible to believe in all three... destiny, luck and Karma.

Unless, of course, you are a Bohemian.

Perhaps he means girls who are like coffee? Bean there: done that>